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August 14th, 2007, 05:10 PM
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Your What Hurts?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Yoder
Member #: 3374
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Worst way to die. Ever.
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August 14th, 2007, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Member #: 7197
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x2
definently brings teh suck...
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August 14th, 2007, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Greeley, CO
Member #: 11362
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What, no pics? 
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August 14th, 2007, 05:31 PM
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Bacon is meat candy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Highlands Ranch
Member #: 4918
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Couldn't get there. My company is such a nanny. I'm sure it has something to do with our locked down firewall or our net nanny or our proxy servers.  |
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August 14th, 2007, 05:37 PM
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Your What Hurts?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Yoder
Member #: 3374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yota
Couldn't get there. My company is such a nanny. I'm sure it has something to do with our locked down firewall or our net nanny or our proxy servers. |
Just fer U
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A MAN who lived in his own ?zoo? of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider ? then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel?s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.
And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.
A police spokesman said: ?It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.
?Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.
?There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.
?Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.?
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August 14th, 2007, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Golden
Member #: 3882
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That's not so bad.
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August 14th, 2007, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Crawldorado
Member #: 1466
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i mean technically he died from a spider bite, sucky but not worst ever. treatment of the corpse afterward however....
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August 14th, 2007, 05:50 PM
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Your What Hurts?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Yoder
Member #: 3374
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jnschwie
That's not so bad.
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What would be worse?
You know the black widows venom would have incapacitated the guy and not killed him right away. I would be willing to bet they started chowing on him while he was still alive just in excruciating pain and unable to move. Getting eaten while alive by bugs and reptiles is on the top of my list of the worst way to go. |
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August 14th, 2007, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Arvada
Member #: 1284
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"Pet Black Widow" = Darwin was right again!
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August 14th, 2007, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Golden
Member #: 3882
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sound_Man
What would be worse?
You know the black widows venom would have incapacitated the guy and not killed him right away. I would be willing to bet they started chowing on him while he was still alive just in excruciating pain and unable to move. Getting eaten while alive by bugs and reptiles is on the top of my list of the worst way to go.
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It either takes awhile to kick in, or you have anaphylaxis and go fast.
Since he is obviously experienced with these and didn't try to get treatment, you'd assume he went fast. Even though he was fascinated with them, I'm not aware of a skin test to make sure he wasn't allergic to the venom in that way (as opposed to just the toxic effects).
In either case, that's still relatively fast than dying a slow painful death over weeks and months from severe CHF or cancer, IMO.
FWIW, I've always wanted (years and years from now) a violent death, but I've always more hoped for a huge plane crash or something. |
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August 14th, 2007, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Member #: 10676
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sound_Man
What would be worse?
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They guy in teller who drowned in the foam of the crap tanks. Because he couldn't get out. Thats way worse in my opinion. Anything other than asleep or in the saddle is a bad way to go.
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August 14th, 2007, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Golden
Member #: 3882
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Dying in shiat is worse, concur.
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