The Lunatic Fringe (Part 1)

**Walking Eagle** · September 24th, 2005, 11:24 PM

Don't ask any stupid questions about this thread until you read the whole thing from start to finish.

**POS owner** · January 29th, 2006, 09:44 AM

Let me try this again, How do you keep people from Hi-jacking your thread?

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 10:09 AM

I like pie!!!!

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 10:13 AM

Are you happy about anything in particular?

**POS owner** · January 29th, 2006, 10:30 AM

Cake number one

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 10:59 AM

Pie all the way!!!!!

**POS owner** · January 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM

Ok, Cake is good, Cake with Ice cream even better, Brownies is cake without the fluff and put that with Ice cream and walla. untouchable

Pie sucks, go eat a cow pie and let me know

**CLYDE** · January 29th, 2006, 11:50 AM

And so, on the subject of politics,,,,,,

**POS owner** · January 29th, 2006, 11:55 AM

On that note I say Bush for a third term

All the libbys and demos go eat some pie and get back to me

I gotta go sorry for the loaded statement before I leave but my paperwork is done for the week so I'm getting off the comp and gonna enjoy the rest of the weekend

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 12:02 PM

One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys arose to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
Now a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too.

**CLYDE** · January 29th, 2006, 12:09 PM

Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

**DaJudge** · January 29th, 2006, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by CLYDE

Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

From my grade school days:

I stand before you, to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Last night an empty truck full of bricks rolled
down our back alley that was in front and almost
killed our dead cat. I rushed to the hospital just
in time to see four men seated at the
four corners of the Round Table eating vinegar
with their forks.

My Mom remembers from HER grade school days:

The question is: What would you rather do or ride a bicycle.
The answer is: A quart of potatoes Thursday.

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by CLYDE

Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

Funny thing is I'm only 24

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by DaJudge

My Mom remembers from HER grade school days:

The question is: What would you rather do or ride a bicycle.
The answer is: A quart of potatoes Thursday.

WTF???

**Whitey** · January 29th, 2006, 01:04 PM

What's that running around,

the house??

**jnschwie** · January 29th, 2006, 01:06 PM

Seriously, you crazed Gun freaks....the second amendment is outdated.

What? You really think the KING OF ENGLAND is gonna invade your house?
I got news for you: England doesn't even have a king anymore.

**sames** · January 29th, 2006, 01:12 PM

Its Bush in a cake walk for that third term. Where did the term "cake walk" come from anyway?

**sames** · January 29th, 2006, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by jnschwie

Seriously, you crazed Gun freaks....the second amendment is outdated.

What? You really think the KING OF ENGLAND is gonna invade your house?
I got news for you: England doesn't even have a king anymore.

Pretty ironic that the avatars from the preceeding & following posts have guns in them.

**TwoDogs** · January 29th, 2006, 01:24 PM

I want some pie

**CLYDE** · January 29th, 2006, 01:45 PM

is it legal to run with no fenders???

**Ooompa Loompa** · January 29th, 2006, 01:52 PM

Yes, I agree fender guitars are definately a necessity for good sound. Running without fenders (or at least one fender) should be illegal

**al24** · January 29th, 2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Creepycrawler

Can I be queen?

CC is

**Big Dave** · January 29th, 2006, 02:05 PM

**DaJudge** · January 29th, 2006, 02:27 PM

Is this thread a re-post?

**OffroadGirl** · January 29th, 2006, 02:34 PM

Why do people keep making one of their letters all huge?

**sames** · January 29th, 2006, 04:20 PM

al24, that was some display of knowledge. How about this one, where does the saying " pie in the sky " come from?

**OffroadGirl** · January 29th, 2006, 04:33 PM

If you guys like that kind of stuff you should sign up for the newsletter at http://www.worldwidewords.org -- he always explains where weird sayings come from and defines weird words.

**al24** · January 29th, 2006, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Creepycrawler

ATTENTION EVERYONE. YOU ALL MUST KNOW THAT I'M

AND PROUD OF IT.
ANYTHING THAT I POST AFTER THIS IS JUST ME TRYING TO COVER MY

NESS THAT IS THE TRUTH

Why'd you delete this?.

**DaJudge** · January 29th, 2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by al24

[A] It comes from the Industrial Workers of the World, the anarchist-syndicalist labour organisation formed in the US in 1905, often called the Wobblies. The Wobblies concentrated on organising migrant and casual workers; one of the ways in which they brought such disparate and fragmented groups together was by song. Every member got a little red book when he joined, containing parodies of popular songs or hymns (the book had a motto on the cover: ?To Fan the Flames of Discontent?). One of the early ones, predating the IWW, was Hallelujah, I?m a Bum.

One IWW member was Joe Hill, a Swedish-born seaman and hobo (one of the martyrs of the union movement: he was convicted of murder on dubious evidence and executed in 1915; you may recall a folk song about him, sung memorably by Joan Baez). He wrote several popular pro-union parodies for them, such as Coffee An?, Nearer My Job to Thee, The Rebel Girl and The Preacher and the Slave.

This last song, dating from 1911, was aimed directly at the Salvation Army, a body anxious to save the Wobblies? souls, while the Wobblies were more interested in filling their bellies. The Wobblies hated the Sally Army?s middle-class Christian view that one would get one?s reward in heaven for virtue or suffering on earth. The song was a parody of the Salvation Army hymn In the Sweet Bye and Bye:
Long-haired preachers come out every night,
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right;
But when asked how 'bout something to eat
They will answer with voices so sweet:

CHORUS:
You will eat, bye and bye,
In that glorious land above the sky;
Work and pray, live on hay,
You'll get pie in the sky when you die.

By 1911, other expressions using pie had already been around for some time, such as nice as pie and easy as pie and it had begun to be used for a bribe or political patronage (of rewards being distributed like slices of pie) so pie was already in the air, so to speak.

Now I know why I like Pie.

**OffroadGirl** · January 29th, 2006, 05:54 PM

My kingdom for some cake!

**creepycrawler** · January 29th, 2006, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by OffroadGirl

My kingdom for some cake!

You need to go back & read the previous posts. You will find that there is no more king.

**OffroadGirl** · January 29th, 2006, 09:57 PM

Can I be queen?

**josh j** · January 29th, 2006, 10:25 PM

how much lift do i need to clear 29's?

**sames** · January 29th, 2006, 10:35 PM

How far is it from Denver to Lawrence Ks?

**CLYDE** · January 29th, 2006, 10:42 PM

Man that Ann Coulter is hot,, Id hit it...

**Jeffro600** · January 29th, 2006, 10:56 PM

So did anyone ever figure out if that stupid plane on the conveyer belt runway would take off?

**TracYJ** · January 29th, 2006, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Jeffro600

So did anyone ever figure out if that stupid plane on the conveyer belt runway would take off?

When you're on a plane the last thing you want to yell when you see Mr. Nicholson boarding..."HI, JACK!"

**Sean Dogg** · January 30th, 2006, 03:31 AM

It's 2:31AM. Do YOU know where your children are?

**POS owner** · January 30th, 2006, 07:44 AM

Here's Pie in your eye

You can have your Cake and eat it too

Page TWO OWNER

**POS owner** · January 30th, 2006, 07:57 AM

JUst To mAke SUre PaGE 2 MineO

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