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    The Swiss must've been fairly confident in their chances of victory when they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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    Speaking of History
    Thirty years ago one could speak their mind without the hoard of half-witted people jumping on their back.

    Did you notice I gave these idiots a generous amount of credit!. Don S..

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    If you don't have kids, you should hire a babysitter anyway. Tell them your kid is asleep and must not be disturbed. When you return, ask them where your child is.

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    Wombats are the only animals in the world that produce cube-shaped poop.​ Despite having round anuses like other mammals, wombats do not produce round pellets, tubular coils or messy piles.

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    It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles
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    As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
    In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
    Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
    I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

    Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    It must be difficult for dragons to blow out candles
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    As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
    In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
    Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
    I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

    Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

    sorry folks...
    Last edited by Don S; January 24th, 2020 at 04:46 PM. Reason: I didn't do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don S View Post
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    As I drag-on... it has become difficult for me to blow out the candles on my cake.
    In fact they even quit putting the candles on the cake...
    Could this be because I'm using 3 liters per minute of 90% oxygen?
    I did unwittingly discover that the oxygen acts just like natural gas.

    Try blowing that on 85 candles.. Don S..

    sorry folks...
    It's OK Don, you've earned the right to have others around you blow out any candles that require extinguishing. I'm sure that extra O2 thing could make for an interesting show on a cake.

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    If snails are so slow, how come nobody ever sees them coming? It's always suddenly bam, there's a snail.

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    The wife keeps telling me my hair is getting thin.
    But who wants fat hair.

    Nope ... I got the zero to one micrometer out...
    the hair is normal.

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    I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes...
    Thats impressive!

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    Cucumbers and jellyfish are 95% water. There is a 5% difference between a jellyfish and a cucumber.

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    Diet tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.

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    Cucumbers and jellyfish are 95% water. There is a 5% difference between a jellyfish and a cucumber.
    So you are saying you can put jellyfish in your salad? Sounds tasty?!?!
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