Random thought for the day

**creepycrawler** · May 31st, 2019, 02:40 PM

I have often wondered who cares what other people are listening to.

**Aaron** · June 12th, 2019, 01:47 PM

People in Athens must hate getting up early since Dawn is tough on Greece.

**crashXJ** · June 13th, 2019, 09:13 AM

To make holy water you must boil the hell out of it.

**Aaron** · June 23rd, 2019, 02:54 PM

"The secret to a happy marriage is to not have children. Children are the cause for most of the misery in the world. Right? They cost a fortune, you worry yourself sick over them, and then they go and turn out like their mothers. And that's just the boys!" - John Cleese

**Aaron** · June 23rd, 2019, 02:57 PM

"One of my ex wives recently died. And it was very sad. Because it was the wrong one." -John Cleese

**newracer** · July 12th, 2019, 02:11 PM

How deep is a hole?

**crashXJ** · July 12th, 2019, 02:14 PM

How shallow is a puddle?

**Rex Ashton** · July 30th, 2019, 11:44 AM

If you can't be good example, you'll just have to be a terrible warning.

**crashXJ** · July 30th, 2019, 12:49 PM

Nothing is on fire.

Fire is on things.

**Rex Ashton** · August 5th, 2019, 05:43 PM

Every fight is a food fight... if you're a cannibal.

**Rex Ashton** · August 8th, 2019, 06:06 PM

Nothing great ever came from comfort zones.

**creepycrawler** · August 8th, 2019, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Rex Ashton

Nothing great ever came from comfort zones.

Or gun free zones.

**newracer** · August 27th, 2019, 05:15 PM

I love when the students come back to campus.

**Rex Ashton** · September 4th, 2019, 01:09 PM

My cow doesn't produce. Milk Dud.

**newracer** · September 4th, 2019, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Rex Ashton

My cow doesn't produce. Milk Dud.

or is it an udder failure?

**74BuckinBronc** · September 4th, 2019, 03:58 PM

This spring, my cow had her calf. Now she's decaffeinated.

**Sound_Man** · September 4th, 2019, 08:28 PM

Bologna is sandwich hot dogs.

**Rex Ashton** · September 23rd, 2019, 10:26 AM

Most people don't like school zones. I love them. I like to hang out and jump out of the bushes wearing a Pennywise the scary clown mask. The screaming can be a bit annoying, but the sheer terror on those little kids faces is priceless.

**Rex Ashton** · September 23rd, 2019, 04:57 PM

I'm gonna check myself into the Hokey Pokey rehab center to see if I can turn myself around.

**tacotoy** · September 23rd, 2019, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Rex Ashton

I'm gonna check myself into the Hokey Pokey rehab center to see if I can turn myself around.

psh.... Woody beat you to that one.... or we watched the same episode of around the horn

**Rex Ashton** · September 23rd, 2019, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by tacotoy

psh.... Woody beat you to that one.... or we watched the same episode of around the horn

psh... Re-read the whole thread... plenty from Woody's boards here... I just quit putting the /woodysboards on since most don't know what that is....

I DVR that show everyday and we all like reading Woody's chalkboard....

https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/

**crashXJ** · September 24th, 2019, 09:38 AM

If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds of it.

**tacotoy** · September 27th, 2019, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rex Ashton

psh... Re-read the whole thread... plenty from Woody's boards here... I just quit putting the /woodysboards on since most don't know what that is....

I DVR that show everyday and we all like reading Woody's chalkboard....

https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/

Oh i have seen plenty here, i only called it because i watched it in real time lol

**Rex Ashton** · October 1st, 2019, 10:45 PM

Success is 1% Inspiration, 98% Perspiration, and 2% Attention to Detail.

/ModernFamilyJay

**Rex Ashton** · October 1st, 2019, 10:48 PM

If you love something, set it free .... unless it's a tiger.

**Rex Ashton** · October 1st, 2019, 10:50 PM

Older black ladies make the best iced tea.

**Rex Ashton** · October 1st, 2019, 10:50 PM

Watch the sun rise at least once a day.

**Rex Ashton** · October 1st, 2019, 10:51 PM

If you're ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.

**Rex Ashton** · October 2nd, 2019, 04:36 PM

The 3 hardest things to say:

I need help
I'm sorry
Worcestershire sauce

/woodysboards

**Rex Ashton** · October 10th, 2019, 10:46 AM

A goalie's goal in life is to have no goals.

**Rex Ashton** · October 10th, 2019, 10:47 AM

Pandas are a perfect example that you can still be fat eating salads.

**Don S** · October 10th, 2019, 04:50 PM

..

If two Pandas get into a fight and one gets badly mauled does it start a panda moaniam?

**Aaron** · October 15th, 2019, 04:59 PM

Work so hard that people believe the aliens did it

**Rex Ashton** · October 20th, 2019, 11:17 AM

What idiot named something "lawn fertilizer" and not grassoline.

**Rex Ashton** · October 20th, 2019, 11:19 AM

What idiot named them "dentures" and not subsitiooths

**74BuckinBronc** · October 21st, 2019, 08:28 AM

LOL!

Shouldn't it be called a teethbrush, not a toothbrush?

**Rex Ashton** · October 24th, 2019, 01:02 PM

If dogs could use phones they would file missing persons reports all day long...

**crashXJ** · October 28th, 2019, 12:21 PM

Elevators smell very different to dwarves.

**Aaron** · October 29th, 2019, 08:13 PM

Why does my wife always wait till I am on the opposite side of the house to ask me 'Mern frnr mermferr brnfern'?

**74BuckinBronc** · October 30th, 2019, 08:54 AM

Lol! True dat!

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