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    Is your answer to this question "no"?
    "I went up that in 2WD"

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    If the human body replaces every cell within 7 years and you haven't seen someone for 7 years, you no longer have to say 'hello'. You've never met that person.

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    Maui is far.

    Too far for CC and probably too far for me after this trip.
    "Your 2007 X3 is at home on all paved and unpaved roads. You can operate your vehicle on uphill and downhill gradients with a maximum slope of 50%. The permitted side tilt is 32%. While driving watch carefully for obstacles such as rocks or holes. Try to avoid these obstacles whenever possible."

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    I think someone should design a golf course with huge boulders in the middle of the fairway at about the average tee-shot distance.
    '96 Grand Cherokee with stuff done to it.

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    Vacations with your in-laws are no vacation....

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    Mosquitoes are essentially used, flying dirty needles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken L View Post
    I think someone should design a golf course with huge boulders in the middle of the fairway at about the average tee-shot distance.
    that exists. http://www.arrowheadcolorado.com/
    My Jeep is not an SUV and your SUV is not a Jeep
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    I wished more people were at a loss for words

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    They should announce a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day, and then release the original.

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    The punishment for tax evasion is getting to live off other people's taxes.

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    What did the dinosaurs dig up to use for fuel?
    hookers and blow!

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    Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.

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    If my weight was 99 pounds, and I ate 1 pound of nachos, would I become 1% nacho?

    Or, since the human body is comprised of nitrogen (na), carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), and oxygen (O), would I just remain 100% naCHO?

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    If i was a bear, i would be fattened up and ready to sleep for a few months. As it is, i'm just fattened up.
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Nitrogen is just "N". Na is sodium.


    - chemnazi
    Proudly un-offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clod Hopper View Post
    Nitrogen is just "N". Na is sodium.


    - chemnazi
    This is what I get for randomly thinking. I should leave it for those with more brain power.

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    Mail delivery people spend most of their time putting things in people's mailboxes for them to immediately throw away.

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    Any cup is a to-go cup if you're brave enough
    break, fix, repeat

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    Why is it when the temperatures drop so does the IQ of the drivers on the road?
    This is my boom stick.

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    Where did the word hypocrite come from?
    Did Hippocrates ever even follow his own Hippocratic oath?
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    Pandas are not racist.

    They're Black
    They're White
    They're Asian

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    Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

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    We should perform an experiment on people who reference not being comfortable "in their own skin." I'd like to see how comfortable they are without their skin.

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    They say beauty is only skin deep..

    I'm looking for some..

    I have fat to trade.. Don S..
    Burleson Tx, Where the Honey's have lotsa Miilk!
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    I realize there are silent letters in words, but the "h" in "sure" is invisible.

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    and you don't pronounce the "g" in "resign" but you do in "resignation."

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    No matter how much you hate pickles, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber
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    Rock on Dude

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    Sigh..
    It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalhed View Post
    No matter how much you hate pickles, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber
    You are so wrong.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    You are so wrong.....


    ..

    Now that is real humor!

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    Set all my clocks back an hour last week. Dogs are still running off of the old time for feeding. How does one set a dogs clock back?
    " Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac". Ben Stein

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    Quote Originally Posted by vb View Post
    Set all my clocks back an hour last week. Dogs are still running off of the old time for feeding. How does one set a dogs clock back?
    Scooby n Scrappy were the same but they figured it out after a couple mornings. I just told em not yet and to go back to bed and they did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Scooby n Scrappy were the same but they figured it out after a couple mornings. I just told em not yet and to go back to bed and they did.
    Not sure how random that was though.

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    Don't thank a vet for their service. Be the kind of American worth serving for. ~ A vet
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
    John F. Kennedy

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    No one has ever calmed down after being advised to "calm down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    No one has ever calmed down after being advised to "calm down."
    Double randomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sound_Man View Post
    Don't thank a vet for their service. Be the kind of American worth serving for. ~ A vet
    Why can't we do both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Double randomed.
    Great minds think alike....

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    What is heavier, 200 pounds of feathers or 200 pounds of bricks?

    The answer is feathers.

    200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks. If you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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    Being a defendant keeps one from jury duty

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