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    We could use a reset for sure! People losing jobs, businesses closing permanently...this is sad. Hope it's all worth it, but I suspect we took it too far.
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    Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 for 10 seconds and plugging it back in?
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Have you ever seen a man eat so much fish?

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    Fun Parent quarantine drinking game:

    Take a shot every time you kid whines ....

    ... Lol, don't do this, you will die.

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    Might not make an hour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Fun Parent quarantine drinking game:

    Take a shot every time you kid whines ....

    ... Lol, don't do this, you will die.
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    Might not make an hour!
    break, fix, repeat

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    We cook bacon and bake cookies

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    Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

    https://www.9news.com/mobile/article...a-8242e71be44d

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

    https://www.9news.com/mobile/article...a-8242e71be44d
    They'll just sell it with a Starbucks label.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave McDonald View Post
    They'll just sell it with a Starbucks label.
    My wife will appreciate this. She hates Starbucks burnt flavor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Why the hell does competitive vaping exist?
    Because Darwin.
    This is my boom stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Wonder if their coffee will taste more burnt than it already does?

    https://www.9news.com/mobile/article...a-8242e71be44d
    That's sad. It was a very old building and business. I am not a coffee at all but since it was right across the street from Hillside 4x4, Brian and myself would get frozen caramel macchiatos or however its spelt from there pretty often during the summer and they were yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashXJ View Post
    Because Darwin.
    Ed Zachery.

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    If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

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    Being a trophy husband is exhausting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Being a trophy husband is exhausting
    Did you watch a documentary on it?

    You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Did you watch a documentary on it?

    You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.


    Sorry dude, still no time for tv. Someday I will get your jokes

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    If you had to sacrifice one NFL team due to the Covid-19 virus, which one would it be and why would it be the Raiders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Someday I will get your jokes
    or maybe not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    or maybe not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Did you watch a documentary on it?

    You should've spent your time on a more relevant documentary that would apply to your life .... like Tiger King.


    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Sorry dude, still no time for tv. Someday I will get your jokes
    Lol... that was actually a good one too haha.
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    Does anyone think that once the masses start driving again that general driving intellect will be better or worse than before quarantine? I know, trick question. I just hold out hope.

    I have a feeling it will be similar to, or worse than, the first fall snowstorm.
    '96 Grand Cherokee with stuff done to it.

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    Well thankfully, the "reopening" isn't happening during the winter where a snowstorm could present a double whammy!

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    Going into business with Matt Damon on a beverage company .....

    How Ya Like Dem Apples Cider

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    I think its unfair only one company can make the game Monopoly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashXJ View Post
    I think its unfair only one company can make the game Monopoly.
    well, that's "Life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gkainz View Post
    well, that's "Life"
    It's hardly a 'Trivial Pursuit.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashXJ View Post
    It's hardly a 'Trivial Pursuit.'
    If any of you had a 'Clue', you would be able to tell that it was a 'Risk' they were willing to take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    If any of you had a 'Clue', you would be able to tell that it was a 'Risk' they were willing to take.
    No doubt that it is quite the 'Operation.'

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    If the Cosbys were dinosaurs, the son would be Theosaurus

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    My wife doesn't drink.
    Her parents don't drink.
    My parents don't drink.

    .... I'm carrying this whole team on my shoulders

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    Teach your children about taxes .... Eat 30% of their ice cream

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    We don't check the fridge multiple times to find new food; we check to see if our standards have lowered enough to eat what's already in there.

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    Did you know that if you sit down on the toilet and start pooping at 11:59PM and are still in process after the clock strikes midnight, that the same shit, different day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Did you know that if you sit down on the toilet and start pooping at 11:59PM and are still in process after the clock strikes midnight, that the same shit, different day?

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    Shark week is actually the safest week to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV.

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    Nobody ever announces when it is their first rodeo.

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    If you play dead during a bear attack and still get killed, you were successful at "fake it till you make it."

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    Normally the floor is what stops gravity from killing us, but if we go too far away from it, gravity uses the floor to kill us

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    Know what a cashless society really means?

    No strippers.

    Is that a world you want to live in?

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