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    You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
    still gets me
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    MJ has no lethal dose. You might crawl under your couch and eat M&M's all day if you get too high, but it ain't gonna kill you.

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    Ty,..... Didnt you post that in fb in the last couple of days?
    " Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac". Ben Stein

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    Quote Originally Posted by vb View Post
    Ty,..... Didnt you post that in fb in the last couple of days?
    Sure did

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    I'm wondering if I should join the First Church of Artificial Intelligentsia…

    Do they have any miracles yet?
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    If you take a pipe organ out of one church and put it in another church, is that an organ transplant?

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    I would like to hear a piano player at a church play the piano man as people arrive. ; )
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    The whole truth often may be more than we really wanted to know…
    But it frees one from making poor judgments out of ignorance.

    .. Don S..

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    If I'm ever on life support, unplug me and then plug me back in. See if that works.

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    I've eaten a butt load of fortune cookies and still broke!

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    Neither cough, rough, though, or through rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

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    As much as Stop, Drop, and Roll was emphasized during childhood, I really thought I would catch on fire more times than I have

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    I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
    I may actually start using that one.
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    I may actually start using that one.
    Why not? I have been using it for years now

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    I'd really like to pull along side those people that insist on going 15mph under the speed limit on the interstates because they are looking at their phone and lay on the horn. The only thing stopping me is that I feel certain that they would swerve into me as they're crapping themselves.
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    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken L View Post
    I'd really like to pull along side those people that insist on going 15mph under the speed limit on the interstates because they are looking at their phone and lay on the horn. The only thing stopping me is that I feel certain that they would swerve into me as they're crapping themselves.
    I've done it, they generally swerve AWAY from the noise.

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    I've done it, they generally swerve AWAY from the noise.
    keyword there...

    And I used the Jim this morning! Man do I feel great now!
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    Easter is on April Fool's Day this year, which is kinda awesome.

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    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Easter is on April Fool's Day this year, which is kinda awesome.
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    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    So you are saying that you either dont understand laws of science or you just choose to believe a whole lot of magic and coincidences happened without guidance.

    I am not trying to pick a fight here and i would have been fine with you comment about Easter and April fools day as i would have just ignored it but you had to go farther and insinuate that anyone who believes in God is so stupid that you would need to write the explanation in big letters with a crayon.

    I would like to have a civilized discussion about this if you are of a mind to. It probably needs to be in a thread of its own though so not to hijack this one. If you start a thread about it, i will be happy to join in and hope others do as well on both sides and it all stays civil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    So you are saying that you either dont understand laws of science or you just choose to believe a whole lot of magic and coincidences happened without guidance.

    I am not trying to pick a fight here and i would have been fine with you comment about Easter and April fools day as i would have just ignored it but you had to go farther and insinuate that anyone who believes in God is so stupid that you would need to write the explanation in big letters with a crayon.

    I would like to have a civilized discussion about this if you are of a mind to. It probably needs to be in a thread of its own though so not to hijack this one. If you start a thread about it, i will be happy to join in and hope others do as well on both sides and it all stays civil.
    Lol

    This is awesome! Two totally different random thoughts posted on different days, that have nothing to do with each other.

    I can kind of see how one could take it the way you did, kinda. Those were just two random thoughts that came into my mind. Speaks nothing to my belief system, or any other's. Both made me chuckle. But this made me LOL! Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    Lol

    This is awesome! Two totally different random thoughts posted on different days, that have nothing to do with each other.

    I can kind of see how one could take it the way you did, kinda. Those were just two random thoughts that came into my mind. Speaks nothing to my belief system, or any other's. Both made me chuckle. But this made me LOL! Thank you.
    So you dont want to discuss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    So you dont want to discuss?
    What would you like to discuss? The fact you can't take a joke? It's called humor, if you don't like it move along.

    If you have things to get off your chest, why do you need me to start a thread for you to do so? You state that you aren't trying to pick a fight, yet you aren't willing to see the humor in anything? Really you are just casting judgement upon me without knowing anything about me. Doesn't the bible and most Christian religions preach against that? If you want to get into beliefs, fine. I firmly believe God created humor as another way to relieve stress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    What would you like to discuss? The fact you can't take a joke? It's called humor, if you don't like it move along.

    If you have things to get off your chest, why do you need me to start a thread for you to do so? You state that you aren't trying to pick a fight, yet you aren't willing to see the humor in anything? Really you are just casting judgement upon me without knowing anything about me. Doesn't the bible and most Christian religions preach against that? If you want to get into beliefs, fine. I firmly believe God created humor as another way to relieve stress.
    You have made your beliefs perfectly well known on the board in the past. Yes, i did know that the posts were days apart and i made the assumption that you were tying the two together based on what you have posted in the past so if i made that assumption incorrectly, then i made a mistake.

    All i asked to do was open a civil conversation about it and you went straight to condescension.

    I hope the best for you.

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    I think women have a hard time deciding what they want to eat because the last time they did all humanity plunged into sin and death.

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    Easter is on April Fool's Day this year, which is kinda awesome.
    And Halloween is on Friday the 13th! Crazy! 😂
    break, fix, repeat

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    2 OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. THE THIRD KEEPS YELLING PULL THE TRIGGER.

    EVERY TIME YOU KEEP YOURE MOUTH SHUT SO YOU DONT OFFEND SOMEONE YOU LOSE A LITTLE PEACE OF YOURE 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS !!!!!

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    Stranger!

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    I'd like to see the faces on millions of people when they learn the rules of cause and effect.

    Apparently they don't yet teach it in high school.. Don S..

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    Too bad we dont get to do things over

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    Quote Originally Posted by vb View Post
    Too bad we dont get to do things over
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    Shoot… I've done a lot of things over. There's just too many dang things over my head..

    Of course if I could live my life over I'd either be dead or…

    not so Fvcked up.. Don S..

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    100 years ago, everyone had horses and only the rich had cars... Today, everyone has cars and only the rich have horses..... How the stables have turned....

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    According to my neighbor's journal, I have "boundary issues."

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    If we are running next to each other on treadmills, you're damn right we're racing!

    (And an airplane will take off, or not, or something)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    According to my neighbor's journal, I have "boundary issues."
    He may have a point.

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