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    Random thought for the day

    Since platypus can lay eggs and produce breast milk, wouldn't that make them the only mammals who can make their own custard?

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    I'll defer to resident expert - @RexAshton.
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    But, the question would remain: if a platypus can make it's own custard, would you eat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    I'll defer to resident expert - @RexAshton.
    I'm actually not the resident expert on this one, since I don't eat custard. However, I'm sure I'll have plenty of random thoughts to share in the future.

    That said, my google-fu is strong today.

    Regarding the plural for platypus....Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially, the term "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is technically incorrect and a form of pseudo-Latin; the correct Greek plural would be "platypodes".


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    Also, has everyone here tried Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites? They freakin' rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Also, has everyone here tried Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites? They freakin' rock.
    Those make people with peanut allergies die. You just as well substitute blue cheese as peanutbutter.
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Those make people with peanut allergies die. You just as well substitute blue cheese as peanutbutter.
    But that would be gross... Please do not hijack this thread with pushing your own agenda and only provide daily random thoughts.... At least I shared the platypodes thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    But that would be gross... Please do not hijack this thread with pushing your own agenda and only provide daily random thoughts.... At least I shared the platypodes thing.
    Ok. Cheese sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASCTLC View Post
    But, the question would remain: if a platypus can make it's own custard, would you eat it?
    Guess that depends on the flavor of the day

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    Found out there are at least two other possible custard makers in existence. And of course they are from Australia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    If you forget your date's name, take them to Starbucks.
    That rat thar is a handy suggestion.

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    My random thoughts seem to have been eclipsed....just not sure by what....

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    Today I broke my own personal record for consecutive days lived.

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    Technically, since Earth is the third closest planet to the sun, every problem is a third world problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Technically, since Earth is the third closest planet to the sun, every problem is a third world problem.
    We have lots of questions but no answers. I thought there would be answers.

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    Where would one find a hamster out in the wild?

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    There are 26 species of wild hamster that run free in parts of Europe, Asia, and the Middle East.


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    There are 26 species of wild hamster that run free in parts of Europe, Asia, and the Middle East.


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    How do they know the hamsters are wild? Frequent orgies? Drug use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    How do they know the hamsters are wild? Frequent orgies? Drug use?
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    When they cause acid indigestion... They eat those things in South America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    How do they know the hamsters are wild? Frequent orgies? Drug use?
    The secret life of hamsters...who knew?

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    Although platypuses are born out of leathery eggs, the babies nurse like mammals from their mother. Female platypuses, however, donít have nipples. Instead, the milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts on their abdomen and babies drink up by sucking it out of their motherís fur.

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    Along those lines however: Today I beat my personal record for consecutive days lived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yucca-Man View Post
    Along those lines however: Today I beat my personal record for consecutive days lived.
    Damn... on page 1 even.

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