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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Why the hell does competitive vaping exist?
    Why does gaping exist at all?
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Why does gaping exist at all?
    Because of fat fingers.
    It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oleblue View Post
    Because of fat fingers.
    Ha!

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    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it. ~ JH
    This is my boom stick.

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    Once you have a PHD, every meeting you go to becomes a Doctor's appointment.

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    PHD - a doctor in name only.
    "Your 2007 X3 is at home on all paved and unpaved roads. You can operate your vehicle on uphill and downhill gradients with a maximum slope of 50%. The permitted side tilt is 32%. While driving watch carefully for obstacles such as rocks or holes. Try to avoid these obstacles whenever possible."

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    I correct autocorrect more often than autocorrect corrects me correctly.

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    Birthday presents are rewards for not dying that year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    I correct autocorrect more often than autocorrect corrects me correctly.
    The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

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    I hope your life becomes as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

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    Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ~SW

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    I don't have the time, I can't possess time to have it.

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    "If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?" -John Wooden

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    If I don't have the time to do if right then I don't have the time to do it wrong.

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    If I ran NASA, I'd make all the ground crew members wear ape costumes when astronauts returned to Earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    If I ran NASA, I'd make all the ground crew members wear ape costumes when astronauts returned to Earth.
    Now that's just mean.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    If I ran NASA, I'd make all the ground crew members wear ape costumes when astronauts returned to Earth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Willie G View Post
    Now that's just mean.....


    Mean and funny. I like that thought.

    But for some reason I thought of this.


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    ^^ funny clip ^^

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    If money could talk, it would just say "good-bye" most of the time.

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    I have money and sit on piles... sadly it aint money...
    Burleson Tx, Where the Honey's have lotsa Miilk!
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    Quality is NOT expensive. It's priceless.

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    Random thoughts of records to break....


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    I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.


    /woodysboard

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    There are better things in life than alcohol..... but alcohol sorta compensates for not getting them

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    Although I realize I'm not very smart or attractive, I'd really consider Veronica Vaughn as a replacement for my wife if something were to happen......

    .....If she would ever get with Billy Madison, I'd have to have a strong chance.

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    "When you lose moral high ground to Roger Goodell, something is horribly wrong!" -John Oliver

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    I need to stop asking "how dumb can you be?" Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

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    Why is it we drive a car on a parkway, but we park on a driveway?

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    because we didn't incorporate British English properly. We hicks speak weird.
    Proudly un-offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oleblue View Post
    Why is it we drive a car on a parkway, but we park on a driveway?
    The same reason we call it a building when it's already built.

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    Why do you have a hot water heater if the water is already hot?...
    The benefits from MILSPEC requirements are priceless!

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    Why does my bank's drive thru atm have braille?

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    Why does my bank's drive thru atm have braille?
    Because blind people drive too! Duh! (Especially on Fridays it seems....)



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    I went ice fishing once. Chopped ice all day long and never did get a hole big enough to put the boat in.
    That will due for today.. Don S..

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    Death is what gives life meaning.
    Red 1st gen 4Runner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimbus View Post
    Death is what gives life meaning.
    Or does life give death meaning?
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
    John F. Kennedy

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    boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob
    Thank you for the morning laugh!!!!

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    My cynical thought for the day: How many levels of stupid are there? Every day I witness one more level.

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    I was stupid once... But that was 70 years ago...

    Wait... well Perhaps twice.. Don S..

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