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    Maybe they can take Venmo.
    Have you ever seen a man eat so much fish?

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    Listen, am I the most attractive man out there? Of course not.

    But do I have a good personality? No.

    But do I wake up everyday and try to best the best person I can be. Also no.

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    I've opened a can of worms ....

    They mostly just sit there... Hardly the chaos that's advertised.

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    I think the only thing harder to find than a needle in a haystack is trying to find a haystack.

    I've never seen one of these things in person ....

    And why are there needles in them? ... sounds like these haystacks only exist in sketchy neighborhoods ....

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    Haystacks are a rare thing any more. Most of them bailed.

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    So y’all never bucked bails for a living?
    Wandering in the wilderness.

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    I grew up bailing hay and straw...didn't mind straw but hated hay. At my age I'd probably stroke out after a morning of bucking even straw.

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    I hope it's liquid Lava soup!! LOL!
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    1973 Bronco, 351 SEFI, Locked, discs, 35's ZF-5spd and Atlas 4spd. 235:1 Crawl Ratio

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    I ain't scared of no Corn Pops.

    "So the best way to get something done, if you if you hold near and dear to you that you like to be able to anyway " - Joseph Robinette Biden

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    A prostitute approached my car and said, "I'll do anything you want for 50 dollars"

    As I handed her the $50, I said, "Give me 75 bucks"

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    "take out" means food, dating, and murder

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    Before Mount Rushmore was carved, it's natural beauty was unpresidented

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    If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom

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    Dinosaurs didn't "rule the earth," they were just alive. They are often given credit for administrative skills they most certainly didn't have.

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    If one farts and sneezes at the same time, your body takes a screenshot. That's why my brain's photo album is full of odd pictures.

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    Vodka .... It's like hand sanitizer for your insides.

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    If I had a nickel for every time I had no clue what was going on, I'd be like "Who the hell is giving me all these nickels?"

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    There is a proverb in the Balkans - that your can get your wife from village but you need to get your car from Germany

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    To get what you've never had, you have to do what you've never done

    /yates board (in place of woody)

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    "Some people feel the personal choices of others are selfish and need to be regulated. What's really selfish is expecting others to surrender their liberties so you may enjoy a false sense of security."

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    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
    John F. Kennedy

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    If it were not for the beep at the end, microwaves would not get opened with 1 second left.

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