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    I have often wondered who cares what other people are listening to.














    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    People in Athens must hate getting up early since Dawn is tough on Greece.

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    To make holy water you must boil the hell out of it.
    This is my boom stick.

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    "The secret to a happy marriage is to not have children. Children are the cause for most of the misery in the world. Right? They cost a fortune, you worry yourself sick over them, and then they go and turn out like their mothers. And that's just the boys!" - John Cleese

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    "One of my ex wives recently died. And it was very sad. Because it was the wrong one." -John Cleese

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    How deep is a hole?
    Have you ever seen a man eat so much fish?

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    How shallow is a puddle?

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    If you can't be good example, you'll just have to be a terrible warning.

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    Nothing is on fire.

    Fire is on things.

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    Every fight is a food fight... if you're a cannibal.

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    Nothing great ever came from comfort zones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Nothing great ever came from comfort zones.
    Or gun free zones.

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    I love when the students come back to campus.

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    My cow doesn't produce. Milk Dud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    My cow doesn't produce. Milk Dud.
    or is it an udder failure?

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    This spring, my cow had her calf. Now she's decaffeinated.
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    Bologna is sandwich hot dogs.
    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
    John F. Kennedy

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    Most people don't like school zones. I love them. I like to hang out and jump out of the bushes wearing a Pennywise the scary clown mask. The screaming can be a bit annoying, but the sheer terror on those little kids faces is priceless.

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    I'm gonna check myself into the Hokey Pokey rehab center to see if I can turn myself around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    I'm gonna check myself into the Hokey Pokey rehab center to see if I can turn myself around.
    psh.... Woody beat you to that one.... or we watched the same episode of around the horn
    hookers and blow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacotoy View Post
    psh.... Woody beat you to that one.... or we watched the same episode of around the horn
    psh... Re-read the whole thread... plenty from Woody's boards here... I just quit putting the /woodysboards on since most don't know what that is....

    I DVR that show everyday and we all like reading Woody's chalkboard....

    https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/

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    If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    psh... Re-read the whole thread... plenty from Woody's boards here... I just quit putting the /woodysboards on since most don't know what that is....

    I DVR that show everyday and we all like reading Woody's chalkboard....

    https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/
    Oh i have seen plenty here, i only called it because i watched it in real time lol

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    Success is 1% Inspiration, 98% Perspiration, and 2% Attention to Detail.

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    If you love something, set it free .... unless it's a tiger.

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    Older black ladies make the best iced tea.

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    Watch the sun rise at least once a day.

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    If you're ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.

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    The 3 hardest things to say:

    I need help
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    /woodysboards

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    A goalie's goal in life is to have no goals.

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    Pandas are a perfect example that you can still be fat eating salads.

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    If two Pandas get into a fight and one gets badly mauled does it start a panda moaniam?
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    Work so hard that people believe the aliens did it

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    What idiot named something "lawn fertilizer" and not grassoline.

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    What idiot named them "dentures" and not subsitiooths

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    LOL!

    Shouldn't it be called a teethbrush, not a toothbrush?

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    If dogs could use phones they would file missing persons reports all day long...

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    Elevators smell very different to dwarves.

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    Why does my wife always wait till I am on the opposite side of the house to ask me 'Mern frnr mermferr brnfern'?

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