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    The Original Opie-Gone-Bad!!! Aaron's Avatar
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    You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
    still gets me
    "Blow and Hookers can change the World. - Gags
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    MJ has no lethal dose. You might crawl under your couch and eat M&M's all day if you get too high, but it ain't gonna kill you.

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    Ty,..... Didnt you post that in fb in the last couple of days?
    " Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac". Ben Stein

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    Quote Originally Posted by vb View Post
    Ty,..... Didnt you post that in fb in the last couple of days?
    Sure did

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    I'm wondering if I should join the First Church of Artificial Intelligentsia…

    Do they have any miracles yet?
    Burleson Tx, Where the Honey's have lotsa Miilk!
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    If you take a pipe organ out of one church and put it in another church, is that an organ transplant?

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    I would like to hear a piano player at a church play the piano man as people arrive. ; )
    I suffered trail rejection from a carb infection and after futher inspection fuel injection was my election for proper correction and now I want some gear selection, any question?

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    The whole truth often may be more than we really wanted to know…
    But it frees one from making poor judgments out of ignorance.

    .. Don S..

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    If I'm ever on life support, unplug me and then plug me back in. See if that works.

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    I've eaten a butt load of fortune cookies and still broke!

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    Every time you clog a toilet, you exceed someone's expectations

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    Neither cough, rough, though, or through rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

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    As much as Stop, Drop, and Roll was emphasized during childhood, I really thought I would catch on fire more times than I have

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    I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
    I may actually start using that one.
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    I may actually start using that one.
    Why not? I have been using it for years now

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