Ok screw it. P trap is clean and that's as far as I'm gonna waste my time. I called my plumber and left a message which I shouldn't have done because now I'm either stuck here waiting for a call that may or may not come today or I can go ahead and load up and go fishing and have him call as soon as I launch the kayak.
If that happens, I can turn off the alarm and let him In from my phone but lots of people won't do that because they don't want to be accused of stealing schtuff or something while being in your house without you there.