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  1. #42441
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaleD View Post
    The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

    He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

    He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

    The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

    He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

    He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

    The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
    Ha!
    From the only state in the USA where O'dumbass failed to carry a single county. :hail:

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    70į now. This more like how stupid winter is supposed to be. Sadly, the rest of the week is only supposed to be in the 60s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave McDonald View Post
    White stuff all over the ground. Including my driveway. Snowflakes are still not trained to stay off of where I gotta shovel.
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    70į now. This more like how stupid winter is supposed to be. Sadly, the rest of the week is only supposed to be in the 60s.
    I'd take that

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Time to break out the @#%$!&$% %@$&#?;@;;,ing snowblower.
    I tried. The doggies have loaded up the driveway with bones, sticks and toys. I don't have that many shear pins around.

    I think part of global warming is that snow gets heavier. It sure feels like it's harder to shovel than last year.
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    At least we got our email at 6:01 with basketball games cancelled so I have not ventured outside yet... figured I'd give the snow a chance to slow down before I start to shovel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    At least we got our email at 6:01 with basketball games cancelled so I have not ventured outside yet... figured I'd give the snow a chance to slow down before I start to shovel
    How many snewz do you have?

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    I haz 71 degrees. Thats a lot compared to the last couple weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    How many snewz do you have?
    all of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    all of them
    Ha!

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    it's been windy so accumulation may vary, but looks like 5" - 6" on the patio table

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    it's been windy so accumulation may vary, but looks like 5" - 6" on the patio table
    Thats quite a few snewz.

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    Time for the cheaters to play... If they get a big lead, I should go out and shovel

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    Shoveled half of the driveway, then fired up the snowblower. It worked well, but when I started it the starter string broke. Now I gotta go fix the string.

    First sizeable snow, and I'm already sick of it. I wanna go back to when snow was pretty an fun, not heavy and slick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    it's been windy so accumulation may vary, but looks like 5" - 6" on the patio table
    We've got about the same. I think it's supposed to let up this evening.

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    I'm feeling somewhat inept today. I know there's gotta be an easy way to take off the recoil starter on the snowblower, but I can't find it.

    I think maybe a beer will help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave McDonald View Post
    I'm feeling somewhat inept today. I know there's gotta be an easy way to take off the recoil starter on the snowblower, but I can't find it.

    I think maybe a beer will help.
    One would think.

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    It helped. Itty bitty bolts that blended in - two of 'em. I feel better now.

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    figures, we got nothing here, and snews are actually useful around here
    "The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them" George Orwell

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    Look at all the loons!!!!
    " Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac". Ben Stein

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    Its nice to see everyone!

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    We had just a bit of snow this morning between 6 and 730. Just enough for all the little flakes to touch each other and make a small blanket. The wind came by just after yhat and blew the snow away. Been cold today. Have not reached 30 yet. I worked.

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    Now i haz the thunderboomers.

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    Went ahead and shoveled the driveway... it's about 2000 sf and connects 2 2-car garages to the street so the mid portion requires to throw the snow pretty far.... snews were wet and heavy..... my back is feeling it.

    tired now...

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    stoopid Jags

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    Jodi took care of our sidewalk and then shoveled neighbor lady's standard size driveway (600-700 sf) .... She came out toward the end and was super appreciative as we didn't know she's been pretty sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Went ahead and shoveled the driveway... it's about 2000 sf and connects 2 2-car garages to the street so the mid portion requires to throw the snow pretty far.... snews were wet and heavy..... my back is feeling it.

    tired now...
    The older you get, the heavier the stoopid snewz get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    Jodi took care of our sidewalk and then shoveled neighbor lady's standard size driveway (600-700 sf) .... She came out toward the end and was super appreciative as we didn't know she's been pretty sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    stoopid Jags
    I take that to mean that the cheaters won.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    I take that to mean that the cheaters won.
    in the usual come back from behind with a late 4th qtr drive fashion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Ashton View Post
    in the usual come back from behind with a late 4th qtr drive fashion
    Booo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by creepycrawler View Post
    Booo!
    I saw it coming so that's when I went out to shovel... guess that means shoveling snews is more enjoyable than watching the cheaters win

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    Loons. Coyote hunting was a bust today. We didnít win any of the money in the tournament. Was hoping for little dog but got beat by about a pound. I did win the gun raffle so it looks like Iíll be getting the Kimber hunter rifle Iíve been eyeballing for a few years.

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    Left the tournament and drove 6 hours to Mexico Mo where our company HQ is. Tomorrow I talk salary and commission with the boss man for my new position as store manager. Hopefully we can agree on some numbers. Then Iíll be picking up my new company truck and our new 6 (golf) car trailer, loading it up with cars and heading back.

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    Time for sleeps.

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    Oh yeah. We hunted a golf course this morning.

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