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Scott@Rockstomper
January 11th, 2007, 06:16 PM
So I've got this 18-year-old kid living in my basement. It's a weird arrangement, call her a roommate or something, whatever, she's been there for a year or so now, my wife brought her home from work one day and just kept her (she's a vet tech and a sucker for strays).

Said 18-year-old's car died recently.

I go to retrieve the dead car, with truck, trailer, etc. We had to leave the car in a parking lot in the 90th-and-Washington area, because the kid's friend was in town, but needed to leave that evening, so I took the kid and her friend to the airport, then ultimately back to get the car, and bring it home because I'm not going to fix it in a dark parking lot at 10pm when I can't even tell what's wrong and it's 17 degrees out.

So... roleplay with me for a sec...

You're at about 90th and Washington, in a parking lot, at ~9:30pm.
You're sitting in the passenger seat of my truck; got a trailer behind it. Ye basic fullsize pickup, nothing special.
About half the lights in the parking lot work; the thrift stores are closed, and their lights are off.
The trailer is backed-up to your dead car, lined up and ready to winch it up.
About six parking spaces away, in the ~2 o-clock direction, are three people (two guys and a girl) slimjimming their way into a car.
About an aisle and a half away, about 12 o-clock, is a guy with a bad mohawk just sitting in a dark tinted Taurus wagon. The other three nearby go over and talk to him a couple times, but he's just chillin' in the car.
About 60 feet away, to about 5 o-clock, is somebody sitting in a running (but lights off) compact SUV.

Girl logic quiz:
The scariest thing in life at that moment is:
A. The trio with the slimjim and/or their buddy in the Taurus
B. The person in the mini SUV
C. The dead car that stranded you at the now-closed A&W for three hours
D. My pointing out all of these hazards to you
E. The loaded handgun that I just set in the cupholder between us

Eric
January 11th, 2007, 06:30 PM
F. Having survived the drive there with Scott behind the wheel, she's now dreading the drive home.

:flipoff2:

IoN6
January 11th, 2007, 07:11 PM
It depends, is said 18 year old girl hot? :flipoff2:

Scott@Rockstomper
January 11th, 2007, 07:22 PM
It depends, is said 18 year old girl hot? :flipoff2:

If her answer is E, the handgun, and you're reading this forum... does it matter? :silly:

She can't have been that terrified of my driving... she fell asleep on the way back to get the car. I'm sure there's another awful double-entendre there about me having that effect on most women, so I'll just get it out of the way up front. :P

Camp
January 11th, 2007, 08:09 PM
She can't have been that terrified of my driving... she fell asleep on the way back to get the car. I'm sure there's another awful double-entendre there about me having that effect on most women, so I'll just get it out of the way up front. :P

Sorry Scott, apparently my talents are wearing off on you then. I'll stop visiting the shop so you don't suffer from my disease...... :silly:

sweater
January 11th, 2007, 08:30 PM
In four replies we've let this thread degenerate into a discussion of what kind of disease Camp might have given Scott, all while there's a sleepy 18-year-old girl that's scared of Scott's... er.... piece.

Where were we again?

- mike

Scott@Rockstomper
January 11th, 2007, 08:35 PM
Where were we again?

Pondering the level of psychological damage impending for said nervous teenager when my AR kit gets in. :evil:

jnschwie
January 11th, 2007, 11:14 PM
How can she have not seen that kind of thing before, if that's where she parks her car?

YJgirl
January 12th, 2007, 12:01 AM
LOL! The correct answer is D cuz I know her real hair color is blond! :P But as Eric did point out, Scott's driving on the way home could damn well top the list.
....wait! I've seen Scott's piece....wait..was that my outside voice. damnit, must remember to use inside voice on such topics going forward.
:flipoff2:

formatt
January 12th, 2007, 12:52 AM
Girl logic quiz:
The scariest thing in life at that moment is:
A. The trio with the slimjim and/or their buddy in the Taurus
B. The person in the mini SUV
C. The dead car that stranded you at the now-closed A&W for three hours
D. My pointing out all of these hazards to you
E. The loaded handgun that I just set in the cupholder between us

F. Having survived the drive there with Scott behind the wheel, she's now dreading the drive home.

G. "Scott weighs a buck twenty five wet at best, he's outside with said 5 shady people in a dark lot trying to retrieve MY car in the freezing cold, I have no idea how to use said 'piece sitting next to me and am I really going to have to bail his ass out from bailing my ass out then endure the drive home?"

sweater
January 12th, 2007, 08:37 AM
Pondering the level of psychological damage impending for said nervous teenager when my AR kit gets in. :evil:
Right on.

Let me know if you need the stock wrench. I'd be happy to bring it by.

:thumbsup:

- mike

Steve
January 12th, 2007, 09:35 AM
I didn't know you ran a home for wayward girls Scott. You're a man of many talents, or, err, something. :spit:

dmeis
January 12th, 2007, 09:58 AM
...when my AR kit gets in. :evil:


I've got an armorers wrench if you need it. I can give you the $35 I owe you at the same time. :shrug:

Scott@Rockstomper
January 12th, 2007, 10:27 AM
My stuff isn't supposed to be here till the end of this month or early next; I'm browsing around to try and figure out what tools I'll genuinely need, what I've got (or got something that will do the job) and what I can do without for now.

The home orphanage wasn't exactly my idea, although I do find it entertaining that I'm apparently intimidating to teenage boyfriends. :shrug:

sweater
January 12th, 2007, 11:49 AM
The home orphanage wasn't exactly my idea, although I do find it entertaining that I'm apparently intimidating to teenage boyfriends. :shrug:

It's not you, it's your dog.

If you're building the whole thing from scratch, I've got some small brass, nylon, and steel punches as well as the DPMS Armorer's Wrench (http://cgi.ebay.com/DPMS-RIFLE-MULTI-TOOL-CARBINE-STOCK-7in1-ARMORER-WRENCH_W0QQitemZ7240400380QQcmdZViewItem). The roll pins on the the bolt catch (left hand side) are the most prone to scratching up your receiver. I don't owe you $35, but I'm more than willing to swing by and help.

:thumbsup:

- mike

CLYDE
January 12th, 2007, 11:57 AM
people in suv's scare me at any time of day..

Scott@Rockstomper
January 12th, 2007, 01:23 PM
It's not you, it's your dog.

Hmm, good point. She does a good job of that, even more so when I'm not home. Not exactly something I'm upset about, either... everything I've heard and read indicates that she's better home security than any alarm or firearm can ever be.

DPMS Armorer's Wrench
I'm more than willing to swing by and help.


Only 986 available at that price... I better get on that before they're out. :silly:

That number can't be real, can it? Would somebody (other than the government) really have bought a thousand of those things?

Thanks for the offer of help; I'm sure I'll need some.