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JKTODD
November 24th, 2006, 06:19 PM
I was bored at work today and found this. What does everyone think?

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/10019324/detail.html

:barf:

Frank Z
November 24th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Ya know, it's gotta be tough if you're so bad in the sack that your 'ol lady becomes a carpet muncher. But when she opts to have an AddaDicktoMe....that's just sad.

gmule
November 25th, 2006, 07:28 AM
The problem is easy to solve. All he needs to do is use the death clause.

bender
November 25th, 2006, 05:17 PM
feed her/him/shim to the gators, thats where everybody else whose a liability in florida winds up.

MonkeyBomb
November 25th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Can't believe he would be forced to pay still..........:puke:

HillBillyMan
November 25th, 2006, 09:30 PM
I think he/she/it nullified the contract when changing to a man. If it isn't legal to marry a man then how can it be legal to pay alimony to one?
Hope he wins his battle.

JKTODD
November 27th, 2006, 09:57 AM
I think he/she/it nullified the contract when changing to a man. If it isn't legal to marry a man then how can it be legal to pay alimony to one?
Hope he wins his battle.

That's the arguement that he is going to court with. Hollywood couldn't write a story like this. I guess this proves that truth is stranger than fiction.

JKTODD
March 29th, 2007, 10:48 AM
UPDATE: Just heard on the radio that the judge says, "HE STILL HAS TO PAY!"
:eek:

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 10:51 AM
legally - she was a woman when they were married.

personally - hell no. she/he/it is on her/his/its own.

Sygne
March 29th, 2007, 10:54 AM
thats wrong......why doesnt she/he work?? Doesnt he/she have any self respect??

JKTODD
March 29th, 2007, 11:07 AM
thats wrong......why doesnt she/he work?? Doesnt he/she have any self respect??

Sygne:We've never met but I think I love you.;)

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 11:10 AM
sweet, you guys should just get married...

:drunk2: :drunk2: hooray for weddings!!! :drunk2: :drunk2:

when people ask, it'll be such a romantic story of how you met!!! :flipoff2:

Oscar
March 29th, 2007, 12:23 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 12:26 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.

maybe up top redcone or sumthin?

Big Dave
March 29th, 2007, 12:31 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.

Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. :D

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 12:33 PM
Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. :D

Wheelers Gone Wild!!!

:pbj: :bounce3: :bounce: :bounce2: :bounce4: :lolly: :bounce4: :bounce2: :bounce: :bounce3: :pbj:

scottycards
March 29th, 2007, 12:35 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

"So John, why can't you afford to go to Vegas with the boys this weekend?"

"Well, Tom, I have to send a FRIGGIN' THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH TO MY SHE-MALE EX-"WIFE"".

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This is a conversation I will NEVER have. I'll move to South America and disappear before handing over a dime to a he-she.

Gawd, that's funny.

Budman
March 29th, 2007, 01:45 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.

maybe up top redcone or sumthin?

It will have to be somewhere where we can shoot.

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 01:52 PM
It will have to be somewhere where we can shoot.

LEFT HAND!!!

Budman
March 29th, 2007, 02:05 PM
Oh yeah, and speaking of shooting...That is exactly what I would do the the He/she. And you all know where I would shoot he... I mean him... Well I don't know what to call IT, but I do know where to Shoot IT.

DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 04:30 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.

I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D

Steve
March 29th, 2007, 04:33 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D

I didn't know vehicles could legally marry in CO. What's the world coming to? :(

:D

Jake_Blues
March 29th, 2007, 04:37 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D

I want you to marry my JK to a Hemi-powered Grand, so I can pick from the first litter.

-E

DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 04:54 PM
I want you to marry my JK to a Hemi-powered Grand, so I can pick from the first litter.

-E

I can bless their union but you will need a body and fender guy to straighten things out afterwards. Results such as a litter are NOT guaranteed. :flipoff2:

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 04:56 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D

Been there done that getting the t-shirt (literally)
http://www.dancestore.com/images/tshirt-longsleeve-tux.gif
See ya in June! :D

DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 05:32 PM
Been there done that getting the t-shirt (literally)
http://www.dancestore.com/images/tshirt-longsleeve-tux.gif
See ya in June! :D

SHHHH! It's a secret (or at least it was!)

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:36 PM
SHHHH! It's a secret (or at least it was!)

It was but a bunch of people found out so there is no need in hiding it anymore.

:beer:

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:44 PM
It was but a bunch of people found out so there is no need in hiding it anymore.

:beer:

:confused: wth are you two talking all secretive about? yer like a couple of wimmins

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:46 PM
:confused: wth are you two talking all secretive about? yer like a couple of wimmins

See post #25 in this thread

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:47 PM
dajudge is giving you a tshirt in june? :D


j/k, yer gettin hitched? and dajudge is officiating?

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:50 PM
dajudge is giving you a tshirt in june? :D


j/k, yer gettin hitched? and dajudge is officiating?

Yuppers :D

ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:51 PM
congrats!!!! :)

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 06:43 PM
Thanks!

Big Dave
March 29th, 2007, 07:01 PM
You get to wear a t-shirt, I didn't have to wear shoes or a tux, CO4x4 weddings kick ass!

Frank Z
March 29th, 2007, 08:57 PM
Seems like the wrong thread to be saying this in, but what the heck...

Congrats Curt!

Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Seems like the wrong thread to be saying this in, but what the heck...

Congrats Curt!

No kidding!

Thanks

Shifty
March 30th, 2007, 01:01 AM
His alimony helped pay for her to become a him. :lmao: