View Full Version : Should he pay alimony anymore?
JKTODD
November 24th, 2006, 06:19 PM
I was bored at work today and found this. What does everyone think?
http://www.local6.com/spotlight/10019324/detail.html
:barf:
Frank Z
November 24th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Ya know, it's gotta be tough if you're so bad in the sack that your 'ol lady becomes a carpet muncher. But when she opts to have an AddaDicktoMe....that's just sad.
gmule
November 25th, 2006, 07:28 AM
The problem is easy to solve. All he needs to do is use the death clause.
bender
November 25th, 2006, 05:17 PM
feed her/him/shim to the gators, thats where everybody else whose a liability in florida winds up.
MonkeyBomb
November 25th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Can't believe he would be forced to pay still..........:puke:
HillBillyMan
November 25th, 2006, 09:30 PM
I think he/she/it nullified the contract when changing to a man. If it isn't legal to marry a man then how can it be legal to pay alimony to one?
Hope he wins his battle.
JKTODD
November 27th, 2006, 09:57 AM
I think he/she/it nullified the contract when changing to a man. If it isn't legal to marry a man then how can it be legal to pay alimony to one?
Hope he wins his battle.
That's the arguement that he is going to court with. Hollywood couldn't write a story like this. I guess this proves that truth is stranger than fiction.
JKTODD
March 29th, 2007, 10:48 AM
UPDATE: Just heard on the radio that the judge says, "HE STILL HAS TO PAY!"
:eek:
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 10:51 AM
legally - she was a woman when they were married.
personally - hell no. she/he/it is on her/his/its own.
Sygne
March 29th, 2007, 10:54 AM
thats wrong......why doesnt she/he work?? Doesnt he/she have any self respect??
JKTODD
March 29th, 2007, 11:07 AM
thats wrong......why doesnt she/he work?? Doesnt he/she have any self respect??
Sygne:We've never met but I think I love you.;)
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 11:10 AM
sweet, you guys should just get married...
:drunk2: :drunk2: hooray for weddings!!! :drunk2: :drunk2:
when people ask, it'll be such a romantic story of how you met!!! :flipoff2:
Oscar
March 29th, 2007, 12:23 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 12:26 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.
maybe up top redcone or sumthin?
Big Dave
March 29th, 2007, 12:31 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.
Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. :D
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 12:33 PM
Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. :D
Wheelers Gone Wild!!!
:pbj: :bounce3: :bounce: :bounce2: :bounce4: :lolly: :bounce4: :bounce2: :bounce: :bounce3: :pbj:
scottycards
March 29th, 2007, 12:35 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"So John, why can't you afford to go to Vegas with the boys this weekend?"
"Well, Tom, I have to send a FRIGGIN' THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH TO MY SHE-MALE EX-"WIFE"".
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
This is a conversation I will NEVER have. I'll move to South America and disappear before handing over a dime to a he-she.
Gawd, that's funny.
Budman
March 29th, 2007, 01:45 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.
maybe up top redcone or sumthin?
It will have to be somewhere where we can shoot.
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 01:52 PM
It will have to be somewhere where we can shoot.
LEFT HAND!!!
Budman
March 29th, 2007, 02:05 PM
Oh yeah, and speaking of shooting...That is exactly what I would do the the He/she. And you all know where I would shoot he... I mean him... Well I don't know what to call IT, but I do know where to Shoot IT.
DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 04:30 PM
OH yea a Colorado 4x4 wedding. Man this will be a party for the ages.
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D
Steve
March 29th, 2007, 04:33 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D
I didn't know vehicles could legally marry in CO. What's the world coming to? :(
:D
Jake_Blues
March 29th, 2007, 04:37 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D
I want you to marry my JK to a Hemi-powered Grand, so I can pick from the first litter.
-E
DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 04:54 PM
I want you to marry my JK to a Hemi-powered Grand, so I can pick from the first litter.
-E
I can bless their union but you will need a body and fender guy to straighten things out afterwards. Results such as a litter are NOT guaranteed. :flipoff2:
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 04:56 PM
I am available (for a modest fee :) ) to perform Jeep weddings. PM me for details. :D
Been there done that getting the t-shirt (literally)
http://www.dancestore.com/images/tshirt-longsleeve-tux.gif
See ya in June! :D
DaJudge
March 29th, 2007, 05:32 PM
Been there done that getting the t-shirt (literally)
http://www.dancestore.com/images/tshirt-longsleeve-tux.gif
See ya in June! :D
SHHHH! It's a secret (or at least it was!)
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:36 PM
SHHHH! It's a secret (or at least it was!)
It was but a bunch of people found out so there is no need in hiding it anymore.
:beer:
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:44 PM
It was but a bunch of people found out so there is no need in hiding it anymore.
:beer:
:confused: wth are you two talking all secretive about? yer like a couple of wimmins
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:46 PM
:confused: wth are you two talking all secretive about? yer like a couple of wimmins
See post #25 in this thread
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:47 PM
dajudge is giving you a tshirt in june? :D
j/k, yer gettin hitched? and dajudge is officiating?
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 05:50 PM
dajudge is giving you a tshirt in june? :D
j/k, yer gettin hitched? and dajudge is officiating?
Yuppers :D
ColoradoXJ
March 29th, 2007, 05:51 PM
congrats!!!! :)
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 06:43 PM
Thanks!
Big Dave
March 29th, 2007, 07:01 PM
You get to wear a t-shirt, I didn't have to wear shoes or a tux, CO4x4 weddings kick ass!
Frank Z
March 29th, 2007, 08:57 PM
Seems like the wrong thread to be saying this in, but what the heck...
Congrats Curt!
Sound_Man
March 29th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Seems like the wrong thread to be saying this in, but what the heck...
Congrats Curt!
No kidding!
Thanks
Shifty
March 30th, 2007, 01:01 AM
His alimony helped pay for her to become a him. :lmao:
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