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Walking Eagle
September 24th, 2005, 11:24 PM
http://www.colorado4x4.org/gallery/files/3/1/5/2/Untitled-1.jpg

Don't ask any stupid questions about this thread until you read the whole thing from start to finish.:flipoff2:

POS owner
January 29th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Let me try this again, How do you keep people from Hi-jacking your thread?

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 10:09 AM
I like pie!!!!

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 10:13 AM
Are you happy about anything in particular?

POS owner
January 29th, 2006, 10:30 AM
Cake number one

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Pie all the way!!!!! :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

POS owner
January 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Ok, Cake is good, Cake with Ice cream even better, Brownies is cake without the fluff and put that with Ice cream and walla. untouchable

Pie sucks, go eat a cow pie and let me know

CLYDE
January 29th, 2006, 11:50 AM
And so, on the subject of politics,,,,,,

POS owner
January 29th, 2006, 11:55 AM
On that note I say Bush for a third term

All the libbys and demos go eat some pie and get back to me

I gotta go sorry for the loaded statement before I leave but my paperwork is done for the week so I'm getting off the comp and gonna enjoy the rest of the weekend:)

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 12:02 PM
One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys arose to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
Now a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too.

CLYDE
January 29th, 2006, 12:09 PM
Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

DaJudge
January 29th, 2006, 12:27 PM
Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

From my grade school days:

I stand before you, to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Last night an empty truck full of bricks rolled
down our back alley that was in front and almost
killed our dead cat. I rushed to the hospital just
in time to see four men seated at the
four corners of the Round Table eating vinegar
with their forks.

My Mom remembers from HER grade school days:

The question is: What would you rather do or ride a bicycle.
The answer is: A quart of potatoes Thursday.

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Gawd I havent heard that since grade school,, cant believe anyone else even remembers that...

Funny thing is I'm only 24

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 12:42 PM
My Mom remembers from HER grade school days:

The question is: What would you rather do or ride a bicycle.
The answer is: A quart of potatoes Thursday.

WTF??? :confused: :confused:

Whitey
January 29th, 2006, 01:04 PM
What's that running around,

the house??

jnschwie
January 29th, 2006, 01:06 PM
Seriously, you crazed Gun freaks....the second amendment is outdated.

What? You really think the KING OF ENGLAND is gonna invade your house?
I got news for you: England doesn't even have a king anymore.

sames
January 29th, 2006, 01:12 PM
Its Bush in a cake walk for that third term. Where did the term "cake walk" come from anyway?

sames
January 29th, 2006, 01:16 PM
Seriously, you crazed Gun freaks....the second amendment is outdated.

What? You really think the KING OF ENGLAND is gonna invade your house?
I got news for you: England doesn't even have a king anymore.




Pretty ironic that the avatars from the preceeding & following posts have guns in them.

TwoDogs
January 29th, 2006, 01:24 PM
I want some pie

CLYDE
January 29th, 2006, 01:45 PM
is it legal to run with no fenders???

Ooompa Loompa
January 29th, 2006, 01:52 PM
Yes, I agree fender guitars are definately a necessity for good sound. Running without fenders (or at least one fender) should be illegal

al24
January 29th, 2006, 02:03 PM
Can I be queen?
CC is :rainbow:

Big Dave
January 29th, 2006, 02:05 PM
http://www.mallcrawlin.com/forumpics/babycloned.jpg

DaJudge
January 29th, 2006, 02:27 PM
Is this thread a re-post?

OffroadGirl
January 29th, 2006, 02:34 PM
Why do people keep making one of their letters all huge?
:confused:

sames
January 29th, 2006, 04:20 PM
al24, that was some display of knowledge. How about this one, where does the saying " pie in the sky " come from?

OffroadGirl
January 29th, 2006, 04:33 PM
If you guys like that kind of stuff you should sign up for the newsletter at http://www.worldwidewords.org -- he always explains where weird sayings come from and defines weird words.

al24
January 29th, 2006, 04:33 PM
ATTENTION EVERYONE. YOU ALL MUST KNOW THAT I'M :rainbow: AND PROUD OF IT.
ANYTHING THAT I POST AFTER THIS IS JUST ME TRYING TO COVER MY :rainbow:NESS THAT IS THE TRUTH
Why'd you delete this?.

DaJudge
January 29th, 2006, 04:44 PM
[A] It comes from the Industrial Workers of the World, the anarchist-syndicalist labour organisation formed in the US in 1905, often called the Wobblies. The Wobblies concentrated on organising migrant and casual workers; one of the ways in which they brought such disparate and fragmented groups together was by song. Every member got a little red book when he joined, containing parodies of popular songs or hymns (the book had a motto on the cover: ?To Fan the Flames of Discontent?). One of the early ones, predating the IWW, was Hallelujah, I?m a Bum.

One IWW member was Joe Hill, a Swedish-born seaman and hobo (one of the martyrs of the union movement: he was convicted of murder on dubious evidence and executed in 1915; you may recall a folk song about him, sung memorably by Joan Baez). He wrote several popular pro-union parodies for them, such as Coffee An?, Nearer My Job to Thee, The Rebel Girl and The Preacher and the Slave.

This last song, dating from 1911, was aimed directly at the Salvation Army, a body anxious to save the Wobblies? souls, while the Wobblies were more interested in filling their bellies. The Wobblies hated the Sally Army?s middle-class Christian view that one would get one?s reward in heaven for virtue or suffering on earth. The song was a parody of the Salvation Army hymn In the Sweet Bye and Bye:
Long-haired preachers come out every night,
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right;
But when asked how 'bout something to eat
They will answer with voices so sweet:

CHORUS:
You will eat, bye and bye,
In that glorious land above the sky;
Work and pray, live on hay,
You'll get pie in the sky when you die.

By 1911, other expressions using pie had already been around for some time, such as nice as pie and easy as pie and it had begun to be used for a bribe or political patronage (of rewards being distributed like slices of pie) so pie was already in the air, so to speak.

Now I know why I like Pie.

OffroadGirl
January 29th, 2006, 05:54 PM
My kingdom for some cake!

creepycrawler
January 29th, 2006, 08:57 PM
My kingdom for some cake!

You need to go back & read the previous posts. You will find that there is no more king.

OffroadGirl
January 29th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Can I be queen?

josh j
January 29th, 2006, 10:25 PM
how much lift do i need to clear 29's?

sames
January 29th, 2006, 10:35 PM
How far is it from Denver to Lawrence Ks?

CLYDE
January 29th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Man that Ann Coulter is hot,, Id hit it...

Jeffro600
January 29th, 2006, 10:56 PM
So did anyone ever figure out if that stupid plane on the conveyer belt runway would take off? :D

TracYJ
January 29th, 2006, 11:40 PM
So did anyone ever figure out if that stupid plane on the conveyer belt runway would take off? :D

When you're on a plane the last thing you want to yell when you see Mr. Nicholson boarding..."HI, JACK!"

Sean Dogg
January 30th, 2006, 03:31 AM
It's 2:31AM. Do YOU know where your children are?

POS owner
January 30th, 2006, 07:44 AM
Here's Pie in your eye:rolleyes:

You can have your Cake and eat it too;)



Page TWO OWNER ;)

POS owner
January 30th, 2006, 07:57 AM
JUst To mAke SUre PaGE 2 MineO

sames
January 30th, 2006, 08:31 AM
This thread could go on forever

kPs
January 30th, 2006, 09:33 AM
Jeeps are the superior offroading vehicle!!!:D


Wind sucks...


Who here has been to Moab?

I still have a Bronco cake in my fridge:shrug:

OffroadGirl
January 30th, 2006, 11:15 AM
I get so pissed off at drivers who don't drive the way I think they should drive!

TwoDogs
January 30th, 2006, 12:13 PM
-Best Cartman voice- get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, an cook me some pie!!!

Waifer2112
January 30th, 2006, 01:25 PM
You have an unstoppable, moving object. It cannot be stopped, even for a moment. You have an immovable post. It cannot be moved even for a moment. What happens when the unstoppable object hits the immovable post?

DaJudge
January 30th, 2006, 01:54 PM
Where were YOU on 2/30/85? Oh, and how old are you now?

OffroadGirl
January 30th, 2006, 02:01 PM
You have an unstoppable, moving object. It cannot be stopped, even for a moment. You have an immovable post. It cannot be moved even for a moment. What happens when the unstoppable object hits the immovable post?
Is this a wood post or a steel post?

Waifer2112
January 30th, 2006, 03:09 PM
Is this a wood post or a steel post?

It wouldn't matter.

sames
January 30th, 2006, 03:15 PM
a matter/anti-matter reaction?

Waifer2112
January 30th, 2006, 03:19 PM
I have to go home now, so if anyones still interested in this question, I'll post back up tomorrow morning.:D

OffroadGirl
January 30th, 2006, 03:43 PM
I think the post would fly.

POS owner
January 30th, 2006, 04:29 PM
assuming the post was attached to the earth the unstoppable object would rotate the earth

OffroadGirl
January 30th, 2006, 05:12 PM
OOH yes I agree wholeheartedly. It will change the rotation of the earth.

CLYDE
January 30th, 2006, 07:01 PM
SCOUTS are the superior offroading vehicle!!!:D


Wind sucks...


Who here has been to Moab?

I still have a Bronco cake in my fridge:shrug:


Fixed it for ya...

al24
January 30th, 2006, 07:31 PM
Scouts are the superior offrusting vehicle!!!:D


Wind sucks...


Who here has been to Moab?

I still have a Bronco cake in my fridge:shrug:







Fixed it for ya...
Hmm, you read it wrong.:flipoff2:

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 01:01 AM
Scouts are the superior rust bucket offroading vehicle!!!:D


Wind sucks Jeeps right off the ground


What the heck is Moab and is it contagous?

I still can't fit my frige into the Bronco:shrug:

there ya go read again

Waifer2112
January 31st, 2006, 11:09 AM
OOH yes I agree wholeheartedly. It will change the rotation of the earth.

Actually the answer is dumber than that! If one exists, the other cannot. STupid, I know.:flipoff2:

Machete
January 31st, 2006, 11:33 AM
I think all of these posts are moveable, or editable, or deleteable, so the other thingy will win.

And the plane will takeoff.

Machete
January 31st, 2006, 11:33 AM
And dogs can look up.

Waifer2112
January 31st, 2006, 11:48 AM
And dogs can look up.
Look what up?:flipoff2:

TracYJ
January 31st, 2006, 08:33 PM
And dogs can look up.

But pigs cannot. And no matter how hard I've tried, I still can't lick my elbow.






























Let me guess, you just tried and can't either.

creepycrawler
January 31st, 2006, 08:45 PM
I got a new puppy.:)

jtw2
January 31st, 2006, 09:01 PM
Pug Dogs rock

<-----

oleblue
January 31st, 2006, 09:22 PM
Only if the red side of the rock is up.

sames
January 31st, 2006, 09:30 PM
I sold my grand cherokee on ebay.

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 10:22 PM
But pigs cannot. And no matter how hard I've tried, I still can't lick my elbow.
Let me guess, you just tried and can't either.

Why yes I can lick my eyebrow, can't everyone:flipoff2:

jtw2
January 31st, 2006, 11:08 PM
big deal. I can part my hair.

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 11:20 PM
With a dog that size I'd hope so

jtw2
January 31st, 2006, 11:24 PM
He's a big pug!

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 11:28 PM
35 pounder by the look of it. I would love to catch a 35 pound fish, now that's a big fish

jtw2
January 31st, 2006, 11:46 PM
nope, he only runs about 22lbs but he's a lean pug. big fish indeed!

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 11:49 PM
I wish I had a 22lb dog. my 85 pound dog is getting too heavy to pick up

jtw2
January 31st, 2006, 11:52 PM
s'ok, this one will jump up right into the middle of your nuts!

POS owner
January 31st, 2006, 11:59 PM
Ouch, I get a Jab every once in the while in jewels from mine but I imagine 22 pounds jumping hurts a bit worse:)

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 12:04 AM
especially when you are asleep in bed. Little fawkers can jump like a friggin gazelle!

Tom N
February 1st, 2006, 12:05 AM
:rant: I like Ice Cream best, stuff your cake in your pie hole!:rant:

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:23 AM
:rant: I like Ice Cream best, stuff your cake in your pie hole!:rant:

:flipoff2:

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:24 AM
:flipoff2:

third page ownege, yes I cheated but us cake eaters do :D

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:25 AM
just an extra ignore please

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 12:31 AM
hmmmm...I'm pretty sure that 3rd page ownage is a direct response to broke back mountain syndrome....

serious business, that!

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:36 AM
I've been afraid to read that, I know some gays(not PC I know) that are alright guys that I can drink a beer with anytime. Hell my dog will only hump other male dogs but I just can't see me spending 10 bucks to watch that crap on a big screen

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 12:41 AM
just don't dring TOO much with those guys!

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:45 AM
Not enough beer in the world to get me that black out drunk

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 12:48 AM
Me either. Put out the vodka or tequila and all bets are off. Hell, I might even be the instigator!

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 12:58 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I said no hard liquier a long time ago and broke that policy twice last year. First time I missed the starting time for my fishing tornement, I was pissed at myself. Then drank too much at a wedding and became an asshat. Well I wasn't pissed at myself but plenty other people where.:shrug:

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 01:02 AM
hey what happened too the flying sacaucer, I took you as a paraniod

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 01:27 AM
pugdog rules. he speaks and I obey!

Phazertwo A.K.A Brenden
February 1st, 2006, 01:54 AM
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/miscellaneous/e3-2002/e3-2002-random-snapshots-3.jpg

Phazertwo A.K.A Brenden
February 1st, 2006, 01:55 AM
personaly, pie and cake are both crap

ITS ALL ABOUT THE

http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/choc%20pb%20chip%20cookies.JPG

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 02:16 AM
dude. You are soooo teh ghey.

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:06 AM
Who here likes Boondock Saints?

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:07 AM
PS this thread owns when you've had 3 shots of espresso, played out all your videogames, and can't sleep when it's 2AM on a weeknight

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:07 AM
Maybe

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:07 AM
I'll

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:07 AM
Post

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:07 AM
Until

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:08 AM
I

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:08 AM
Own Page 4!

Sean Dogg
February 1st, 2006, 03:09 AM
Ahh crap I'd need to get to 120 posts. I'm going to bed

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 03:23 AM
Black & Tans are teh yummy.

It doesn't matter how full you are, there is always room for cheese sticks.

There is nothing better than Photo Hunt.

al24
February 1st, 2006, 04:40 AM
When?

al24
February 1st, 2006, 04:41 AM
Where?

al24
February 1st, 2006, 04:41 AM
Who?

al24
February 1st, 2006, 04:41 AM
Why?

sames
February 1st, 2006, 11:12 AM
Pasta J's has the best pizza in Boulder.

Waifer2112
February 1st, 2006, 11:22 AM
Antidisestablishmentarianism!

DaJudge
February 1st, 2006, 12:19 PM
Why isn't there ever a Meet-n-Greet on MY side of the metro area? :(

Phazertwo A.K.A Brenden
February 1st, 2006, 01:20 PM
Pasta J's has the best pizza in Boulder.

ever had pasquinis?

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 01:21 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pasquini's.

CLYDE
February 1st, 2006, 01:24 PM
White Castles!!!!!!!!!!

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 01:26 PM
Is it going to snow or is the sky just going to make empty promises all day? It's Colorado, it's supposed to be white on the bottom and blue on the top! I say down with this brown and gray business.

Ooompa Loompa
February 1st, 2006, 02:21 PM
The thing with paper is it is versitile......you can write on it, you can make paper airplanes with it, you can even use it to wipe your mouth if you don't have a napkin handy. But, one thing I do know is that PIE is awesome!!!!!

sames
February 1st, 2006, 02:44 PM
I wanted to be #117

I wonder who will be #118

Toxic
February 1st, 2006, 02:50 PM
I guess I'm 118

Jesus Christ
February 1st, 2006, 02:51 PM
Spank me and call me crazy, the rapture is here. Down with all the heathens. Worship me!!! Worship me!!!

Jesus Christ
February 1st, 2006, 02:51 PM
Just wanted to own the next page.

Jesus Christ
February 1st, 2006, 02:51 PM
Damn need to be 121

Jesus Christ
February 1st, 2006, 02:51 PM
122?

Jesus Christ
February 1st, 2006, 02:52 PM
Awe hell I give up

springsman
February 1st, 2006, 03:55 PM
Was this 'cause the water was cold? or were you affraid to get wet??

YJgirl
February 1st, 2006, 04:09 PM
how do i get the pictures off my camera phone onto my PC? can I text them or do I have to go into mMode and email them to me?


springsmans - love the avatar!

sames
February 1st, 2006, 05:19 PM
Finally here is proof, Roswell was real.

al24
February 1st, 2006, 05:21 PM
White Castles!!!!!!!!!!
SLIDERS LOL

sames
February 1st, 2006, 07:44 PM
whats up with this package:confused:

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 09:11 PM
That's what happens when you outsource your marketing department!

Machete
February 1st, 2006, 09:11 PM
Holy crap!

Jesus is here!

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 09:39 PM
When you open a can of fruit cocktail, how come the little peach square thingys are all on top?

sames
February 1st, 2006, 09:49 PM
When you open a can of fruit cocktail, how come the little peach square thingys are all on top?

Man that is agravating, If I wanted freaking peaches I would have bought peaches. But I am getting even those fruit cocktail nazis, I open the cans from the bottom. :P

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 09:53 PM
When you open a can of fruit cocktail, how come the little peach square thingys are all on top?

Same reason why when you take a dump you sometimes get floaters, sometimes sinkers! :lmao:

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 09:54 PM
Man that is agravating, If I wanted freaking peaches I would have bought peaches. But I am getting even those fruit cocktail nazis, I open the cans from the bottom. :P

So what's on top if you open the bottom?

sames
February 1st, 2006, 09:56 PM
more fawking PEACHES!

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 10:00 PM
Mmmmm...pie!

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:01 PM
If every time you drop a piece of toast, it lands butter side down, & every time you drop a cat, it lands on it's feet, what happens if you duct tape a piece of toast to a cats back & then drop it?

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:02 PM
If every time you drop a piece of toast, it lands butter side down, & every time you drop a cat, it lands on it's feet, what happens if you duct tape a piece of toast to a cats back & then drop it?

I dunno....

Ill report back with my findings :flipoff2:

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 10:04 PM
just tried it. cat lands on it's feet on top of the toast then proceeds to flip out all over the room until the toast is gone. Glad my brother has a cat!

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:04 PM
I dunno....

Ill report back with my findings :flipoff2:


Make sure you tape the toast on butter side up or it won't be a valid test.

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:08 PM
just tried it. cat lands on it's feet on top of the toast then proceeds to flip out all over the room until the toast is gone. Glad my brother has a cat!


Perhaps you should have put your Pug in the same room to catch the cat when it fell....

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:09 PM
If I gonna lose my fourth page in a row shot it might as well been to a guy named Jesus

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:09 PM
Would we get the same results if the cat was inside an airplane traveling west at 450 knots??

sames
February 1st, 2006, 10:11 PM
and # 144 is?

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:13 PM
I dunno??

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 10:14 PM
Me!

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:17 PM
So if a tree falls on a cat and nobody is around to hear it does the cat make a sound?

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:18 PM
I'm in Sterling tonight and it looks like Kansas around here so I must be near Creapy

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 10:19 PM
If the cat doesn't make a sound then the PUG will sound the warning!

Pug Dawgs rock by the way...

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:21 PM
Pug backwards is guP.

That is all

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:21 PM
Would we get the same results if the cat was inside an airplane traveling west at 450 knots??


yes, however you would need to use clear packing tape instead of duct tape.

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 10:22 PM
Is that pug doing a no-no on the floor? Roll up a newspaper, dogs are afraid of news.

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:22 PM
They do a pretty good mime impresion of face agaist the glass

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:24 PM
So if a tree falls on a cat and squishes it, does anybody care?


Fixed it for ya.

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:25 PM
If a pug is traveling at the speed of light wrapping around the earth, how many times would it pass the plane with the cat traving 450 knots in 1 hour ??

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:26 PM
Is that pug doing a no-no on the floor? Roll up a newspaper, dogs are afraid of news.

:lmao:

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:26 PM
I was wondering how fast his turd would come out at that speed

sames
February 1st, 2006, 10:27 PM
That depends on which way around the earth. Eastbound or westbound?

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:28 PM
If a pug is traveling at the speed of light wrapping around the earth, how many times would it pass the plane with the cat traving 450 knots in 1 hour ??

We need more info. Does the cat have toast duct taped to it?

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 10:28 PM
If a pug is traveling at the speed of light wrapping around the earth, how many times would it pass the plane with the cat traving 450 knots in 1 hour ??
How many knots are there in the second hour?

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:28 PM
pug east bound, turd west mound

Jeffro600
February 1st, 2006, 10:28 PM
Speaking of turds and lightspeed....

How much energy would a 3 ounce pug turd deliver on a target if it was traveling at the speed of light?

AWW CRAP! He got page 5 too!

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:30 PM
woot, 4 out of 5 isn't too shabby

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:32 PM
Speaking of turds and lightspeed....

How much energy would a 3 ounce pug turd deliver on a target if it was traveling at the speed of light?

AWW CRAP! He got page 5 too!

enough too poke your eye out

OffroadGirl
February 1st, 2006, 10:32 PM
Here's poop in your eye.

Jason
February 1st, 2006, 10:33 PM
13

sames
February 1st, 2006, 10:34 PM
enough too poke your eye out

My mom used to say that

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 10:36 PM
dude, you seriously don't want to experience a pug fart let alone a pug poo!

Obey the pug!

sames
February 1st, 2006, 10:38 PM
I'll bet my dog can out fart your dog

Jason
February 1st, 2006, 10:39 PM
My mom used to say thatActually it's impossible to "poke" your eye "out". the poking motion would push your eyeball in:tisk:

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:45 PM
Creapy has some fresh poo steaming in his Kitchen, guess I'll pass on any invites for dinner at his place

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:46 PM
Actually it's impossible to "poke" your eye "out". the poking motion would push your eyeball in:tisk:
It's all how you look at it, your eye rests in a socket and if it would be pushed out of that socket then you could say poked out:tisk:

Jason
February 1st, 2006, 10:51 PM
It's all how you look at it, your eye rests in a socket and if it would be pushed out of that socket then you could say poked out:tisk:
Not unless your pushing through your brain cavity!!!:cool:

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:51 PM
Creapy has some fresh poo steaming in his Kitchen, guess I'll pass on any invites for dinner at his place


Picked it up with a napkin & gonna save it to gently place in the next scout i see.

sames
February 1st, 2006, 10:55 PM
It's all how you LOOK :laughing: at it, your eye rests in a socket and if it would be pushed out of that socket then you could say poked out:tisk:

thats funny

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:55 PM
Not unless your pushing through your brain cavity!!!:cool:

well a 3oz pug turd at light speed should just about do that

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 10:57 PM
Picked it up with a napkin & gonna save it to gently place in the next scout i see.

Then I could pluralize the POS in the name right:D

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 10:58 PM
well a 3oz pug turd at light speed should just about do that


It would have to be on a conveyor belt with a monkey doing something to a little birdy flying around in a cage.

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:20 PM
I always wondered how the got flying monkeys in the wizard of Oz

jtw2
February 1st, 2006, 11:32 PM
radiation.
don't negate the power of radiation.

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:36 PM
better

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:37 PM
step

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:37 PM
You know, eric put in the pro shop to get serious about 4x4ing here. he might have to put in the worthless babble forum in to get the gen chit chat more serious

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:37 PM
it

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:38 PM
Post whores, your all post whores. bawhhaahhwhahha

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:39 PM
up

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:39 PM
if

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:40 PM
we

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:41 PM
are

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:41 PM
some how I see creapies eyes twiching like his avatar here

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:42 PM
going

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:42 PM
to

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:43 PM
make

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:43 PM
damn bud you ok?

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:44 PM
going for the next page are ya

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:44 PM
page

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:44 PM
6

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:45 PM
all

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:45 PM
yours

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:45 PM
tonight

creepycrawler
February 1st, 2006, 11:52 PM
I was just trying to get it there for you so you wouldn't have to stay up all night waiting on it.

POS owner
February 1st, 2006, 11:59 PM
Thanks your a nice guy. but all that work you put in you deserve it

creepycrawler
February 2nd, 2006, 12:07 AM
Woooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 12:09 AM
now

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 12:10 AM
I'll

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 12:10 AM
get page 7, but hell it aint worth that kinda effort

creepycrawler
February 2nd, 2006, 12:21 AM
Only 3651 replies to go to catch BF2 thread.

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 12:25 AM
you just done it now, they'll think where gonna try and overtake them but people who spend that kinda of time on a computer game and still have time to post here are a sad bunch. you can't compete with that kinda of dedication to a computor

creepycrawler
February 2nd, 2006, 12:30 AM
3649

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 12:47 AM
BF2 fans on here are the Mafia of the board, if you mention it then the thread has a way of vanishing

they are probally buying the bags of cement to dispose of this thread in the river

sames
February 2nd, 2006, 09:39 AM
What's up, no posts after midnight:confused:

OffroadGirl
February 2nd, 2006, 11:10 AM
I always get my Xcel bill way after you guys do, apparently. I'm scared to see this month's...

oleblue
February 2nd, 2006, 12:24 PM
What should the topic be:
Xcel bills
East side M&G
Pugs
What size tire.
Bush
Atlas Xfer case or for my Xterra just the Calmini tcase gear set?
Insurance
world peace.

Oh never mind, it only matters, again if the red side of the rock is up.

I think it's going to snow :bounce:

OffroadGirl
February 2nd, 2006, 01:09 PM
I know it's going to at least rain because I washed the car.

DaJudge
February 2nd, 2006, 01:09 PM
Dang cops gave me a bogus speeding ticket. What should I do?

OffroadGirl
February 2nd, 2006, 01:12 PM
Well that's cuz all of the cops in [town where you got ticket] are all jerks! I know this for a fact because one time my friend's cousin's stepdad got pulled over and the cop gave him a ticket for speeding and he said he wasn't speeding.

DaJudge
February 2nd, 2006, 01:19 PM
Well that's cuz all of the cops in [town where you got ticket] are all jerks! I know this for a fact because one time my friend's cousin's stepdad got pulled over and the cop gave him a ticket for speeding and he said he wasn't speeding.

ROTFLMFAO!!

oleblue
February 2nd, 2006, 01:46 PM
OffroadGirl, you owe me a new keyboard. :spit:Mountain Dew all over it. :lmao:

sames
February 2nd, 2006, 05:50 PM
Here's a new get out the vote poster that the dems are going to use in 08.

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM
I need a T-shirt like that

sames
February 2nd, 2006, 08:26 PM
POS it is a T shirt image that I cropped and resized to fit here. I don't remember where I found it though. Probably one of my right wing web sites:D

creepycrawler
February 2nd, 2006, 08:40 PM
POS. I think I have the answer to your engineering question. You should be able to force 38.7 puppy steamers through the 3/8" line at 300 PSI. Let me know if my math is off.

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 08:53 PM
Well the scary part is it could influence some of the demo's to vote, that would be a bad thing but it is a kickarse shirt.

creepy your missing a time frame, the pump size puts out 4 Gpm so if the average turd is 4 onces then it would be 64 steamers per minute

creepycrawler
February 2nd, 2006, 09:00 PM
DOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I was missing part of the question.

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 09:06 PM
That's ok, what can you expect out of a gimp with only one eye

cherokeeJim
February 2nd, 2006, 09:32 PM
Wow this is a nice thread, really nice thread, yeah, I guess I should get my name on here somewhere.Hey what do you guys think about the weather?

DaJudge
February 2nd, 2006, 09:45 PM
POS it is a T shirt image that I cropped and resized to fit here. I don't remember where I found it though. Probably one of my right wing web sites:D

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a374/a374.gif

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=374

http://www.funnytshirt.com/

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 09:49 PM
Thanks DaJudge

CLYDE
February 2nd, 2006, 10:10 PM
should say you dirty stinking hippy scum

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 10:25 PM
I'm sitting in Sterling in a hotel, the TV is clear for a minute and fuzzy for the next five minutes. It's starting to piss me off

but what is worse, that I'm sitting in Sterling or the TV aint worth a crap

CLYDE
February 2nd, 2006, 10:32 PM
so, go to sleep...

POS owner
February 2nd, 2006, 10:39 PM
I was just thinking if we put you in a wig and pajamas you'd fit the Hippie look perfectly

CLYDE
February 2nd, 2006, 10:39 PM
do the letters F, and U, mean anything to ya??