Rimmer
June 25th, 2008, 04:24 PM
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how
Many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
Liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
Except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama
Fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama
Fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a
Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your
Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
Make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would
Make me an Obama fan."
Many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
Liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
Except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama
Fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama
Fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a
Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your
Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
Make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would
Make me an Obama fan."