CLYDE
May 9th, 2008, 01:23 PM
SHIPWRECKED:
>
> A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
> shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed
> up with him. After looking around, he realized that
> they were stranded on a deserted island.
>
>
>
> After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
> taking his two animal companions to the beach every
> evening to watch the sunset.
>
>
>
> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
> beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
> gentle - a perfect night for romance.
>
>
>
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
> and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
> to the sheep and put his arm around it.
>
>
>
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
> growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
> around the sheep.
>
>
>
> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
> sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
>
>
>
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
> another shipwreck.
>
>
>
> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
>
>
>
> That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
> beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red
> sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
> perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
> started to get 'those feelings' again..
>
>
>
> He fought the urges as long as he could but he
> finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told
> her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
> her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
> could do for him.
>
>
>
> He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
>
> A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
> shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed
> up with him. After looking around, he realized that
> they were stranded on a deserted island.
>
>
>
> After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
> taking his two animal companions to the beach every
> evening to watch the sunset.
>
>
>
> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
> beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
> gentle - a perfect night for romance.
>
>
>
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
> and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over
> to the sheep and put his arm around it.
>
>
>
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
> growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
> around the sheep.
>
>
>
> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
> sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
>
>
>
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
> another shipwreck.
>
>
>
> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
>
>
>
> That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
> beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red
> sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
> perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
> started to get 'those feelings' again..
>
>
>
> He fought the urges as long as he could but he
> finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told
> her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted
> her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
> could do for him.
>
>
>
> He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'