Got TICKET, Got off

[osirus82]

OHH yea, so about 4 weeks ago i was just following traffic on 13th over qubec st. just driving at the next stop light i notice a cop on bike clocking people in the school zone, i wasnt to worried i was following speed of traffic next thing i know the cop waives over the 2 cars in from of me and me and gave all of us speeding tickets, i look at the sign says from 2-4pm it was like 3:55 pm, so im a little irked that id get a ticket in the last 5 minutes of the zone while just following speed of traffic, then it gets worse i did not have current insurance papers in my car, and the cop said i was going 17 over, just frecking great. So yesterday i was looking at my ticket and noticed that the asshat cop put on the ticket the wrong time instead of 3:55 he put on 4:45, i went earlie to court showed proof of INS to the DA he dismissed the ticket and started saying something about getting to the good stuff of speeding in a school zone. Look like he was looking foward to sticking it too me. I told him thats what i wanted to ask him about, he looked kind puzzled like what was i talking about, and i proceed to show him the ticket and time written on said ticket and began to tell him about the school zone signs 6am-9pm and the other 2-4pm sign. I told him id be willing to pay the ticket for 7 over in a 30mph, he sighed and said dismissed, i waited to talk to the judge, he says dismissed, 30 min of court and out in denver. save me like 200.00 OOHHH yea. i hope the cop wrote the all 3 tickets wrong.

[Steve]

i hope the cop wrote the all 3 tickets wrong.

Yeah, me too. Speeding should be allowed in school zones. Who wants to protect little kids from speeding vehicles anyway. Sheesh.

:headbang:

[RebelRescuer]

Yeah, me too. Speeding should be allowed in school zones. Who wants to protect little kids from speeding vehicles anyway. Sheesh.

:headbang:

Ok, that was funny. :D

[Dave McDonald]

Y'know, this one time a friend was walking behind a couple of guys when they went into a store, picked up some money and walked back out. He was just following the flow when he did it too. The a$$wipe cops actually had the nerve to arrest all of them on theft even though my friend was just doin what everyone else was.

Dang cops - what gives them the right to like enforce laws and stuff?

[Loki]

Yeah, me too. Speeding should be allowed in school zones. Who wants to protect little kids from speeding vehicles anyway. Sheesh.

:headbang:

Survival of the fastest.:thumbsup: If we kill off the kids that are to slow to get out of the way of speeding cars, eventually the human race benefits. :D

[sarcasm off]

[osirus82]

I have no sympathy for cops that cant fill out a small piece of paper ( a paper they use all the time) correctly. I figure he was in too much of rush to write more tickets more then worrying bout the saftey of the kids. And there were 0 kids around anyway. Im not saying its right to speed in the school zone, but come on how high do you have to be to write the ticket time wrong we all know the times for school zone enforcement. he would not even have been there at 4:45pm. And hes really only there to make money for the government. And how do we know he was even using a properly registered laser gun, he did not show me my speed even though i was the last pulled over. I would have taken this one to court just to waste there time due to all the issues i had with the incident. ( he knew i had INS, buy still wrote the ticket, asshat.) FTP :flipoff2: but at least it didnt come to that.

[OlBlueCJ7]

I have no sympathy for cops that cant fill out a small piece of paper ( a paper they use all the time) correctly. I figure he was in too much of rush to write more tickets more then worrying bout the saftey of the kids. And there were 0 kids around anyway. Im not saying its right to speed in the school zone, but come on how high do you have to be to write the ticket time wrong we all know the times for school zone enforcement. he would not even have been there at 4:45pm. And hes really only there to make money for the government. And how do we know he was even using a properly registered laser gun, he did not show me my speed even though i was the last pulled over. I would have taken this one to court just to waste there time due to all the issues i had with the incident. ( he knew i had INS, buy still wrote the ticket, asshat.) FTP :flipoff2: but at least it didnt come to that.


And we have no sympathy for a$$hats who endanger children's lives, and then expect to get off on a technicality.

You lose.

[JimhatTJ]

this should be added to the pirate FAIL thread.:D

[osirus82]

catholic school, school zone,

you lose


yep and thoes kiddies would have been hurt since there 2 cars infront me doing exactly what i was doing all cars were going the same speed, im sure some of thoes people were parents. and i really would think that if parents weren't responsible enough to have they little darlings picked up before 4pm, there just asking for trouble anyway. specially since its 2 blocks from colfax

[DaJudge]

catholic school, school zone,

you lose


yep and thoes kiddies would have been hurt since there 2 cars infront me doing exactly what i was doing all cars were going the same speed, im sure some of thoes people were parents. and i really would think that if parents weren't responsible enough to have they little darlings picked up before 4pm, there just asking for trouble anyway. specially since its 2 blocks from colfax
Man, when you've dug yourself into a hole you have to stop shoveling or the hole just gets deeper.

[JKTODD]

:spit:----this thread.

:popcorn:

[Loki]

this should be added to the pirate FAIL thread.:D

I can understand him being happy he didn't have to pay for a ticket. I would be too. Hopefully he learned his lesson and won't speed thru School zones, but we've all done it, went thru an area a little faster than we thought we were going, or something had us preoccupied.

It happens and when were ticketed and let off, its human nature to be happy about.

Sometimes this board is a rough crowd. :eek:

:beer:

[longboy]

I, for one, say we should impose a moratorium on speeding tickets in school zones, especially for those children who live near Colfax. All in favor say "aye!".

[Clint]

I have no sympathy for sentence structure


fixed it for you.

[osirus82]

i have alread posted " Im not saying its right to speed in the school zone "

[birddog59]

You are lucky it was not the grammar or spelling police!:flipoff2:

[Clint]

You are lucky it was not the grammar or spelling police!:flipoff2:

LOL! They would have given him the chair!!!

[JKTODD]

Hijack!

I think the big question here is "What is C and S Fabrication?

Clint and Steve? :D

[Matt]

OHH yea, so about 4 weeks ago i was just following traffic on 13th over qubec st. just driving at the next stop light i notice a cop on bike clocking people in the school zone, i wasnt to worried i was following speed of traffic next thing i know the cop waives over the 2 cars in from of me and me and gave all of us speeding tickets, i look at the sign says from 2-4pm it was like 3:55 pm, so im a little irked that id get a ticket in the last 5 minutes of the zone while just following speed of traffic, then it gets worse i did not have current insurance papers in my car, and the cop said i was going 17 over, just frecking great. So yesterday i was looking at my ticket and noticed that the asshat cop put on the ticket the wrong time instead of 3:55 he put on 4:45, i went earlie to court showed proof of INS to the DA he dismissed the ticket and started saying something about getting to the good stuff of speeding in a school zone. Look like he was looking foward to sticking it too me. I told him thats what i wanted to ask him about, he looked kind puzzled like what was i talking about, and i proceed to show him the ticket and time written on said ticket and began to tell him about the school zone signs 6am-9pm and the other 2-4pm sign. I told him id be willing to pay the ticket for 7 over in a 30mph, he sighed and said dismissed, i waited to talk to the judge, he says dismissed, 30 min of court and out in denver. save me like 200.00 OOHHH yea. i hope the cop wrote the all 3 tickets wrong.

Looks like you're in the same catagory as the cop. YOU FAIL

I like how everyone gets pissed at cops for doing their job. :rolleyes:

[Clint]

Hijack!

I think the big question here is "What is C and S Fabrication?

Clint and Steve? :D

;) yup ;)

[Steve]

Hijack!

I think the big question here is "What is C and S Fabrication?

Clint and Steve? :D

There will be an announcement in the Vendor forum soon. :)

/hijack

[Swat]

Anyone else thinking Death Race 2000????

Osirus82 could be worth exra points!

[osirus82]

yep driver hitting driver is worth extra points.

[Steve]

I can understand him being happy he didn't have to pay for a ticket. I would be too.

So would I. I wouldn't, however, post here or anywhere about how the ticket was unfair or that it was okay to do what I did. Those threads here historically get pretty ugly. But then the OP is pretty new here so he may not be aware of that. He is now. :spit:

[Sound_Man]

in before the :lock:

[Jeffro600]

Hopefully he learned his lesson and won't speed thru School zones, but we've all done it, went thru an area a little faster than we thought we were going, or something had us preoccupied.

It happens and when were ticketed and let off, its human nature to be happy about.

Yup...and anyone who is chastises him for speeding is a hypocrite. I HIGHLY doubt anyone on this board has never broken the speed limit. I know I view it as a speed minimum... :shrug:

[Jeffro600]

And an in before the lock... :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[osirus82]

Looks like your in the same catagory as the cop. YOU FAIL

I like how everyone gets pissed at cops for doing their job. :rolleyes:

I would agree, i wasn't thinking, the cop wasnt thinking, infact all the other people that were pull over during that time ( at least 10) weren't thinking, OOOHHH, it just must be a society thing, and that would mean your all affected too, and im sure all of you have had a speeding ticket to, school zone or not someone could always get hurt. So dont act like your sh!t dont stink, or that you any better than anyone else, maybe your just jealous cuz the man stuck it to you.

Maybe it's my good Karma that got me off, i could imagine that some people might not view me in the best of light right now. But you dont know me, JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED?

[OlBlueCJ7]

Yup...and anyone who is chastises him for speeding is a hypocrite. I HIGHLY doubt anyone on this board has never broken the speed limit. I know I view it as a speed minimum... :shrug:

We're just smart enough to not brag about it on the intardnet. ;)

[Clint]

I know I view it as a speed minimum... :shrug:

cept in school zones right?

[Sound_Man]

I would agree, i wasn't thinking, the cop wasnt thinking, infact all the other people that were pull over during that time ( at least 10) weren't thinking, OOOHHH, it just must be a society thing, and that would mean your all affected too, and im sure all of you have had a speeding ticket to, school zone or not someone could always get hurt. So dont act like your sh!t dont stink, or that you any better than anyone else, maybe your just jealous cuz the man stuck it to you.

Maybe it's my good Karma that got me off, i could imagine that some people might not view me in the best of light right now. But you dont know me, JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED?

One thing that I have found out over the years of being on this board is that 1) people here are hard on others that do dumb things and post it here. Speeding in a school zone qualifies as a dumb thing. and 2) The people here are very forgiving if, let me stress that word IF, people learn from their mistakes.

[osirus82]

We're just smart enough to not brag about it on the intardnet. ;)

So you admit as i have to a lapse of judgement. And how dose that make you smarter than me? OOh your one of thoes people that have a problem with you own personal image from the public eye, that would mean you have a problem being honest too.

Wow im glad i dont have that complex.

[Dave McDonald]

Yup...and anyone who is chastises him for speeding is a hypocrite. I HIGHLY doubt anyone on this board has never broken the speed limit. I know I view it as a speed minimum... :shrug:

I never chastised him for speeding, just for speeding through a school zone and not realizing it was wrong, then insulting the cop, and bragging about ducking the penalty for his own carelessness. I got a ticket in a school zone a while back. I wasn't paying attention, and was going 33. I paid the ticket and have learned my lesson to pay closer attention for school zones. Goin fast through one of those is just plain rock bottom stupid.

Not a hypocrite, just sick and freakin tired of the anti-cop attitude some drivers have, and the incredible lack of responsibilty in the OP.

[JKTODD]

Anyone want a :beer: ?

This keeps getting better.

[birddog59]

It truly sounds like you should have stopped by the school for a "dose" of education. We all judge and are judged by our peers. No one is saying they are any better than you, but you are doing a good job of proving the opposite.

[RebelRescuer]

I like the title of this thread. 'Cause I've hard of lots of people who got tickets for getting off.

Ba da bum.

[Dave McDonald]

Wow im glad i dont have that complex.

Count yer blessings, it appears from this thread that you got enough other complexes already.





:flipoff2:

[JKTODD]

I like the title of this thread. 'Cause I've hard of lots of people who got tickets for getting off.

Ba da bum.

I thought this might be related to Colfax.:)

[Dave McDonald]

I like the title of this thread. 'Cause I've hard of lots of people who got tickets for getting off.

Ba da bum.

I thought maybe he was just really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY happy that he got tixs to some upcoming George Michaels concert...

[osirus82]

I would like to thank everyone thats here in support of me learning a lesson, I love it. but the reality of the fact is and i have mentioned it before must have fallen on deaf ears, i wasnt paying attention just driving. and I said its not right to speed in the school zone. lesson has been learned just a "lapse of judgment, it was 5 minutes before the school zone ended.


but at least this thread is making the day go by faster.

[Matt]

Anyone want a :beer: ?

This keeps getting better.

:beer: :beer:

I'll get the dogs cookin.

:bbq:

[osirus82]

I thought this might be related to Colfax.:)

Giddy

[Matt]

I would agree, i wasn't thinking, the cop wasnt thinking, infact all the other people that were pull over during that time ( at least 10) weren't thinking, OOOHHH, it just must be a society thing, and that would mean your all affected too, and im sure all of you have had a speeding ticket to, school zone or not someone could always get hurt. So dont act like your sh!t dont stink, or that you any better than anyone else, maybe your just jealous cuz the man stuck it to you.

Maybe it's my good Karma that got me off, i could imagine that some people might not view me in the best of light right now. But you dont know me, JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED?

How does anything you said relate to my post???

Oh, and you FAIL!

[Matt]

I would like to thank everyone thats here in support of me learning a lesson, I love it. but the reality of the fact is and i have mentioned it before must have fallen on deaf ears, i wasnt paying attention just driving. and I said its right to speed in the school zone. lesson has been learned just a "lapse of judgment, it was 5 minutes before the school zone ended.


but at least this thread is making the day go by faster.

Guess what.....












































YOU FAIL! :flipoff2:

[JeepWheelin02]

:bbq: :popcorn:

And another in before the :lock:

[Loki]

Did somebody say...




























Bewbers? :shrug:


:D

[Dave McDonald]

I would like to thank everyone thats here in support of me learning a lesson, I love it. but the reality of the fact is and i have mentioned it before must have fallen on deaf ears, i wasnt paying attention just driving. and I said its not right to speed in the school zone. lesson has been learned just a "lapse of judgment, it was 5 minutes before the school zone ended.


but at least this thread is making the day go by faster.

You go and start makin sense instead o' rantin and raving and we're gonna have nothin to make fun of...


So, now yer not just a reckless road rager with little kids and kittens caught in the lugs of yer tires, but yer a killjoy too!


:flipoff2:

[Dave McDonald]

Did somebody say...




























Bewbers? :shrug:


:D



BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!BEWBERS!!!!
:flipoff2:

[CSP]

So you admit as i have to a lapse of judgement. And how dose that make you smarter than me? OOh your one of thoes people that have a problem with you own personal image from the public eye, that would mean you have a problem being honest too.

Wow im glad i dont have that complex.

Nice assumptions... :rolleyes:

Personally if I were to announce my ignorance with arrogance I would expect a beat down from the masses. It's as simple as that, especially when the hole keeps getting dug deeper. No sympathy for you!

[birddog59]

You should probably cross post this on Pirate4x4, at least your support group would be larger! :popcorn:

[osirus82]

How does anything you said relate to my post???

Oh, and you FAIL!

if you dont understand I wouldn't be suprised, there was some linquistic correleation between fail and think, but if you cant add 2+2 or think a little out o' the box you would not have caught it. but i wont hold that against you, happens to the best of us.

but your signature " Oh, and you FAIL! " is less than inspirational and you get -5pts

[Dave McDonald]

So, now yer not just a reckless road rager with little kids and kittens caught in the lugs of yer tires, but yer a killjoy too!


WAIT!!! I forgot to include the cop hatin attitude in there!


So, now yer not just a reckless road rager with little kids and kittens caught in the lugs of yer tires as you flip off anything with blue and red lights, but yer a killjoy too!

There, that's better....


:flipoff2:

[osirus82]

I dont expect anything from anyone least of all sympathy. Too much pride in my self, but pride hurts too sometimes.

[Commander]

In on page 2 and before thread lock.

The way this thread is going, I don't think I'll share my story of having a speeding ticket in a school zone dismissed. :flipoff2:

[Matt]

.... and you get -5pts

But, I have a belly button. :D

[Dave McDonald]

if you dont understand I wouldn't be suprised, there was some linquistic correleation between fail and think, but if you cant add 2+2 or think a little out o' the box you would not have caught it. but i wont hold that against you, happens to the best of us.

but your signature " Oh, and you FAIL! " is less than inspirational and you get -5pts

You don't get to use multisyllabic words until you figure out where the <Shift> key is to make those spiffy things called capital letters.



And again.....





















:)




















:p











you fail

[Scott@Rockstomper]

In on page 2 and before thread lock.


I see nothing worthy of a lock, or even the thread heading that way... HGTD maybe, but I can fix that too. :evil:

Now where's that :trainwreck: smilie...

[osirus82]

WAIT!!! I forgot to include the cop hatin attitude in there!


So, now yer not just a reckless road rager with little kids and kittens caught in the lugs of yer tires as you flip off anything with blue and red lights, but yer a killjoy too!

There, that's better....


:flipoff2:

odd i dont remember hitting anything with my car, except that bird that flew in to me on I70. and i dont really like cats but i have never hit one or anyone for that matter. I dont have a problem with cops that do there job correctly, thats all we need is morons on the streets with guns that can legally shoot you, ohhh yea remeber that frank guy that got shot for holding a pop can? and there are a million examples of people getting shot by cops, that lets say didnt deserve it.

[osirus82]

But, I have a belly button. :D

odd the other day someone i work with mentioned a story about someone without a belly button, kinda weird i dont rememer the whole converstion, but unless your born in an egg i dont see how that could happen.

iNNey or outie?

[birddog59]

I'd like to buy an apostrophe Pat.

Spelling and Grammar Police out.

[Sound_Man]

I see nothing worthy of a lock, or even the thread heading that way... HGTD maybe, but I can fix that too. :evil:

Now where's that :trainwreck: smilie...

http://www.acoffeebreakcafe.com/CBC/style_emoticons/default/trainwreck.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1895.jpg/608px-Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1895.jpg

[mkbruin]

What's wrong with aiming for the kiddies? As said at the beginning of this thread, the smart and the fast get outta the way....

/sarc

[RebelRescuer]

ohhh yea remeber that frank guy that got shot for holding a pop can? and there are a million examples of people getting shot by cops, that lets say didnt deserve it.

Lets not forget the cops that have been shot that didn't deserve it either.

[osirus82]

You don't get to use multisyllabic words until you figure out where the <Shift> key is to make those spiffy things called capital letters.







you fail

i try to stay away from multisyllabic words and KAPITAL LETTARS, they make my brain hurt, i get enough of that at work.

:drool: me after staring at KOMPUTER all day

[osirus82]

Lets not forget the cops that have been shot that didn't deserve it either.

your right, lets not take away from the sacrifices they have made.

[CSP]

And hes really only there to make money for the government.

This is my favorite part. It couldn't possibly be that they do their job to get people to pull their collective heads out of their asses and keep the roads safe, could it?

Funny how simple it is to keep the governments' hands out of your pockets when you're behind the wheel.

[JeepWheelin02]

think a little out o' the box

How are we suppose to think outside of the box when they won't let us out of it?

[Steve]

I see nothing worthy of a lock, or even the thread heading that way... HGTD maybe, but I can fix that too. :evil:

Yep, same here. If someone put a big "KICK ME" sign on their own back and wanted to walk around with it I wouldn't try to take it off, but I'd stand back and laugh at them every time they got kicked. Carry on with your kicking. :P

[DaJudge]

I But you dont know me, JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED?
Oh, pleez don't say that. I'll be unemployed, homeless, on the street. ;)

I dont expect anything from anyone least of all sympathy. Too much pride in my self, but pride hurts too sometimes.
'Sympathy' can be found in every English dictionary--look between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. :D

[ZooMad75]

'Sympathy' can be found in every English dictionary--look between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. :D


That is Classic right there. Excellent Judge!

I've got nothing else to contribute otherwise....You folks are doing a great job so far, keep it up!

[osirus82]

[QUOTE=CSP;1086422]This is my favorite part. It couldn't possibly be that they do their job to get people to pull their collective heads out of their asses and keep the roads safe, could it?QUOTE]

looks like he had his head in his ass to me.

[osirus82]

maybe he did it to be nice I dont know.

[OlBlueCJ7]

looks like he had his head in his ass to me.

:laughing:

You ain't so bright, is ya?

[Commander]

Man, when you've dug yourself into a hole you have to stop shoveling or the hole just gets deeper.

I wonder if he's hit water yet?

[Dave McDonald]

[QUOTE=CSP;1086422]This is my favorite part. It couldn't possibly be that they do their job to get people to pull their collective heads out of their asses and keep the roads safe, could it?QUOTE]

looks like he had his head in his ass to me.

Nawwwwwww They're human too... The Gal in the last car he ticketed was drop dead gorgeous, and she pulled the old "unbutton to the navel" trick to get out of the ticket. It didn't work, but he was still a wee bit distracted from starin at the
BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!
:flipoff2:
BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!BEWBIES!!!!
:flipoff2:


So next time you see a pretty lady, make sure to pay it forward, run up to her, bury yer face in her cleavage and yell "Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[JKTODD]

Can this thread start talking about stripper poles yet? Or is that reserved for political threads? :D:thumbsup:

[Sound_Man]

Can this thread start talking about stripper poles yet? Or is that reserved for political threads? :D:thumbsup:

Pole-itical threads are reserved for single mom employment devices :flipoff2:

[RebelRescuer]

Can this thread start talking about stripper poles yet? Or is that reserved for political threads? :D:thumbsup:

Ya know, I was thinking about installing a fireman pole in my house but was afraid from downstairs, people would think it was a stripper pole.

I figured ya know...why tote the laundry and myself down the stairs when I can just kick it down the hole and slide down after it?!?!

[JKTODD]

Pole-itical threads are reserved for single mom employment devices :flipoff2:

Awe-my bad. Was hoping we could get this on track to a stripper club meet and greet. I'll look into other threads......:P

[osirus82]

:laughing:

You ain't so bright, is ya?

you do understand that the ticket was written incorrectly by the COP.

you may not think im to bright and thats your op, on the other i dont think im stupid enough to believe your op, my reasonsing is, i'm not married, own a house, 0 credit card debt, no kids, and no one helps me pay my bills. So i think Im on the correct side of the fence, especially in the times we live in. Ohh and i bought my house when i was 21.


on a side note eveyone seems to be trying to help me learn a lesson,
gee i hope this is not the style of teaching lessons you use on your kids.

and again im sure all of you have had slips in judgement and ill bet that you will all get another ticket soon enough. were all human, exept the guy with no bellybutton.

[Cresso]

This thread has so much fail that it has circled back to win again. Nicely done, folks. :thumbsup:

[RebelRescuer]

Meanwhile, back at the strip joint....

[Sound_Man]

Meanwhile, back at the strip joint....
Single moms continue to earn a decent living

[Sound_Man]

If we are going to have stripper references in here it has to be a pole-itical thread.... here we go

Big oil is at fault because Bush did it to Katrina. Hilary is a racist and Obama is a feminist and thats why the dems will loose in Nov.

Forgot the smilies :flipoff2:

[Steve]

This thread has so much fail that it has circled back to win again. Nicely done, folks. :thumbsup:

And if it wasn't for those occasional serious, on-topic posts it would be even better. :D

You all may once more return to your kicking. :spit:

[JimhatTJ]

you do understand that the ticket was written incorrectly by the COP.

you may not think im to bright and thats your op, on the other i dont think im stupid enough to believe your op, my reasonsing is, i'm not married, own a house, 0 credit card debt, no kids, and no one helps me pay my bills. So i think Im on the correct side of the fence, especially in the times we live in. Ohh and i bought my house when i was 21.


on a side note eveyone seems to be trying to help me learn a lesson,
gee i hope this is not the style of teaching lessons you use on your kids.

and again im sure all of you have had slips in judgement and ill bet that you will all get another ticket soon enough. were all human, exept the guy with no bellybutton.


how did this go from "i got out of a ticket" to "i own my house and have no debt"......:shrug:

[Dave McDonald]

you do understand that the ticket was written incorrectly by the COP.

you may not think im to bright and thats your op, on the other i dont think im stupid enough to believe your op, my reasonsing is, i'm not married, own a house, 0 credit card debt, no kids, and no one helps me pay my bills. So i think Im on the correct side of the fence, especially in the times we live in. Ohh and i bought my house when i was 21.


on a side note eveyone seems to be trying to help me learn a lesson,
gee i hope this is not the style of teaching lessons you use on your kids.

and again im sure all of you have had slips in judgement and ill bet that you will all get another ticket soon enough. were all human, exept the guy with no bellybutton.


See, now we're gettin a clearer picture of you. It's all about proper communication. You've obviously got a good grasp of things in the financial realm. You've got a bit of humor in ya, which is good...

But, you've still got no respect for the law, an ego big enough to use as an umbrella when it rains, and a condescending tone about you that would even piss off the pope.

BTW, this is not how I teach my kids... I am the perfect bad example for them - my wife is always saying "Don't do what Dad's doing or you'll get hurt". Then I show 'em the wounds, and they believe her.

[ZappBranigan]

how did this go from "i got out of a ticket" to "i own my house and have no debt"......:shrug:

Obviously the cop realized what a squared away individual Osirus was and intentionally wrote the wrong time so the ticket would be thrown out.

Whereas, if Osirus had been a renter with loads of credit card debt, the cop would have planted some crystal meth and kiddie porn and executed him on the side of the road.

[JimhatTJ]

Obviously the cop realized what a squared away individual Osirus was and intentionally wrote the wrong time so the ticket would be thrown out.

Whereas, if Osirus had been a renter with loads of credit card debt, the cop would have planted some crystal meth and kiddie porn and executed him on the side of the road.


:lmao:

[Dave McDonald]

If we are going to have stripper references in here it has to be a pole-itical thread.... here we go

Big oil is at fault because Bush did it to Katrina. Hilary is a racist and Obama is a feminist and thats why the dems will loose in Nov.

Forgot the smilies :flipoff2:

No no no.... you turned to quick. You'll loose everyone by changing direction so quick.

First, you gotta focus on the 'cops just makin money' angle. Then mention the funding of the police department.

Then it could flow something like this:

Homeland security .................................... side topic:
pork projects.............................................immigration
dems .vs. reps on pork projects.....................building a wall
the ugly broad's pork record..........................fast food joints
Some Republican's worse pork........................who doesn't eat fast food?
pork is a funny word that used to mean sex......strippers
politicians get sex where?..............................poles
hookers......................................................M&G at a strip club



Ok, the immigration side will get there first. Let's go that way.

[Loki]

But, you've still got no respect for the law, an ego big enough to use as an umbrella when it rains, and a condescending tone about you that would even piss off the pope.



Can I borrow your ego? Its raining here. :flipoff2:

[JimhatTJ]

leggo my ego???

[ZooMad75]

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig,dig, dig.

Had you not been speeding in the first place (flowing with traffic isn't an excuse BTW), you would not have opened yourself to the opportunity of the cop writing you a ticket. Correctly or incorrectly. You still brought it on yourself by breaking the law. The cop did his job in pulling you over and calling you out on it. Yes he screwed up, but we all screw up at our jobs from time to time. It's being human. In his case, he nullified his ticket. If a doctor screws up somebody dies. Just consider yourself lucky that his error in paperwork wiped out your error in judgment by speeding in a school zone.

If you are going to say the cop had his head up his ass then it could be said you did at the same time too. Had you not had YOUR head up YOUR ass, you might have seen the school speed limit sign and obeyed it.

[Dave McDonald]

Can I borrow your ego? Its raining here. :flipoff2:

Try and keep up, I said that about him, not me... Good lord, how am I supposed to carry on a conversation in here when not one of you is up to my level?!?!?!

[starbreaker666]

Here is a classic example of what happens to a kid when a asshat flies into a school zone.. NSFW

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

[birddog59]

But at least he is not breeding or running a puppy mill:flipoff2: :beer:

[osirus82]

sound like we need some sorta connect the dots type setting, you people are all over the boards spewing crap that has alread been said and heard. i would supposed this is happening cuz some of you arent taking the time to read the posts. and it doesnt suprise me that judments have been made without knowing the entire issue, no worries the rest of the world is just like you,

book by its cover type issue, quite stereotypical of the world.

almost time to go give the police somthing to do, if you off in 30 min you could get some video over by the sma academy, and just to let you know, that location does have a flashing light, unlike the one on 13th. :flipoff2:

[JKTODD]

I know that if I was just starting to read this thread I wouldn't take the time to read all the posts.:D

[Steve]

It would be a MUCH better thread if some people would quit trying to stay on topic. :spit:

[osirus82]

Here is a classic example of what happens to a kid when a asshat flies into a school zone.. NSFW

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

AND HOW FAST WAS HE GOING? THANKS, if i waited 5 mins or the light would have been longer at qubec, i would have been 7mph over the limit. im sure most of you were speeding at least that much on your way to work today.

AND AGAIN I WAS THE 3 PERSON IN LINE HE PULLED OVER, SO LETS PUT IT THIS WAY IF A KID DID GET HIT BY THE FIRST 2 PEOPLE, ID BE DOING THEM A FAVOR. dont worry if i saw any of you in pain and bout to dye id put you down too. so your welcome. im quite the humanitarian.

ohh yea, for all you stereotypical hyprocritical people NO PAIN NO GAIN.

[starbreaker666]

sound like we need some sorta connect the dots type setting, you people are all over the boards spewing crap that has alread been said and heard. i would supposed this is happening cuz some of you arent taking the time to read the posts. and it doesnt suprise me that judments have been made without knowing the entire issue, no worries the rest of the world is just like you,

book by its cover type issue, quite stereotypical of the world.

almost time to go give the police somthing to do, if you off in 30 min you could get some video over by the sma academy, and just to let you know, that location does have a flashing light, unlike the one on 13th. :flipoff2:

http://backdoorlife.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/epic-fail.jpg
http://buffalopundit.wnymedia.net/blogs/files/2007/10/fail.jpg
http://www.thejolleys.net/photos/british-fail.jpg
http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg
http://www.infsq.co.uk/images/vader/vader-fail.jpg

[Dave McDonald]

sound like we need some sorta connect the dots type setting, you people are all over the boards spewing crap that has alread been said and heard. i would supposed this is happening cuz some of you arent taking the time to read the posts. and it doesnt suprise me that judments have been made without knowing the entire issue, no worries the rest of the world is just like you,

book by its cover type issue, quite stereotypical of the world.

almost time to go give the police somthing to do, if you off in 30 min you could get some video over by the sma academy, and just to let you know, that location does have a flashing light, unlike the one on 13th. :flipoff2:


What the hell do I need with other people's opinions of the facts? I know what I know, and I base my judgments on that. If you can't handle that, I suggest you buy yerself a nice little winne the pooh pacifier and go sit in the corner.

BTW, the rest of the world isn't like me, but it wants to be.

[RebelRescuer]

But at least he is not breeding or running a puppy mill:flipoff2: :beer:

Oh no you didn't just go there!!!! :flipoff2:

[ZooMad75]

I read the whole thread before posting. You just have a natural way about making new statements to prove you are right that stuffs your foot in your mouth further.

Claiming the cop had his head up his ass for writing a legit ticket isn't going to win you any points. The cop made a mistake. You made a mistake. You got out of the ticket. Consider yourself lucky and be done with it.

[Dave McDonald]

AND HOW FAST WAS HE GOING? THANKS, if i waited 5 mins or the light would have been longer at qubec, i would have been 7mph over the limit. im sure most of you were speeding at least that much on your way to work today.

AND AGAIN I WAS THE 3 PERSON IN LINE HE PULLED OVER, SO LETS PUT IT THIS WAY IF A KID DID GET HIT BY THE FIRST 2 PEOPLE, ID BE DOING THEM A FAVOR. dont worry if i saw any of you in pain and bout to dye id put you down too. so your welcome. im quite the humanitarian.

ohh yea, for all you stereotypical hyprocritical people NO PAIN NO GAIN.

I went at least 7 mph over the limit on my way to work. but I didn't do it in a school zone, I didn't get a ticket, and I didn't brag about some technicality that kept me from paying for my stupidity.

BTW, why would you kill me if all I'm trying to do is make my blue jeans bluer?

I think POT,KETTLE, BLACK would be a better tired old phrase than NO PAIN NO GAIN.

[Sound_Man]

It would be a MUCH better thread if some people would quit trying to stay on topic. :spit:

X2

I tried big oil, Katrina, Bush, Billary, Obama and still no derail.. Striper poles are in here as well as puppy mills. WTF do we need to do to get this off topic?



























will this do?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1429187231_fdbab74b92.jpg?v=0

[starbreaker666]

AND HOW FAST WAS HE GOING? THANKS, if i waited 5 mins or the light would have been longer at qubec, i would have been 7mph over the limit. im sure most of you were speeding at least that much on your way to work today.

AND AGAIN I WAS THE 3 PERSON IN LINE HE PULLED OVER, SO LETS PUT IT THIS WAY IF A KID DID GET HIT BY THE FIRST 2 PEOPLE, ID BE DOING THEM A FAVOR. dont worry if i saw any of you in pain and bout to dye id put you down too. so your welcome. im quite the humanitarian.

ohh yea, for all you stereotypical hyprocritical people NO PAIN NO GAIN.


Please review this video at your leisure. It is work safe...

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Epic%20fail&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv

[RebelRescuer]

dont worry if i saw any of you in pain and bout to dye id put you down too. so your welcome. im quite the humanitarian.


Holy chit. You just stay on your side of town there, Mr. Paramedic. :eek:

[Dave McDonald]

But at least he is not breeding or running a puppy mill:flipoff2: :beer:

Oh no you didn't just go there!!!! :flipoff2:

Maybe he's trying to breed AT a puppy mill?

[CSP]

i would have been 7mph over the limit. im sure most of you were speeding at least that much on your way to work today.

Yep, but not in a school zone. Some of us are aware of the reasoning behind doubling fines in a school zone and the fact that it's one of LEO's favorite places to bag a speeder. Again, not hard to keep the gov't out of your pockets behind the wheel (yep, I'm saying it again :flipoff2:)

I was wondering though if those school zone limits are optional if there aren't kids present? Kinda like the stop signs that are optional if they have a white border around them? :D

[Steve]

will this do?

Worked for me. Not so good for others. :shrug:

[Dave McDonald]

X2

I tried big oil, Katrina, Bush, Billary, Obama and still no derail.. Striper poles are in here as well as puppy mills. WTF do we need to do to get this off topic?


It's like we're all pulling in different directions like a pack of dogs with a dog walker in New York.

OP is the dog walker.

I say we just pee on his shoes and be done with it.

[Sound_Man]

Worked for me. Not so good for others. :shrug:

Maybe they are teh :rainbow:

:shrug:

[RebelRescuer]

Worked for me. Not so good for others. :shrug:


Try something else. Like a picture of a cousin. Or a sheep.

[ZappBranigan]

if i waited 5 mins or the light would have been longer at qubec, i would have been 7mph over the limit.

What the hell does the fact that the school zone speed limit ended 5 minutes after your moving violation have to do with anything?

What was the speed limit when you went through the zone?

The fact that the speed limit would have been higher 5 minutes later means nothing. It doesn't matter if it was 5 minutes or 5 hours or 5 seconds.

At the time you went through the speed limit was 20. Period.

BTW, did you take a day off work to fight this ticket?

[JeepWheelin02]

Didnt work for me I got a little red X damn work filters.

[JimhatTJ]

no can see the pic from work, damn filters

[starbreaker666]

Let's try this one..

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee147/seerlah/dirtymind.jpg

[Dave McDonald]

Yep, but not in a school zone. Some of us are aware of the reasoning behind doubling fines in a school zone and the fact that it's one of LEO's favorite places to bag a speeder. Again, not hard to keep the gov't out of your pockets behind the wheel (yep, I'm saying it again :flipoff2:)

I was wondering though if those school zone limits are optional if there aren't kids present? Kinda like the stop signs that are optional if they have a white border around them? :D

A man's true character is revealed when he knows he is alone, and cannot be caught.

[JeepWheelin02]

Nope cant see that one either

[Dave McDonald]

^^^^^^^^^^

didja see that? huh? damn. that was profound.

[starbreaker666]

Well poo..

[Steve]

[shaking head] Hopeless...


Try something else. Like a picture of a cousin. Or a sheep.

That was funnay tho. :thumbsup:

[CSP]

Maybe they are teh :rainbow:

:shrug:

I just wanna see if the OP can dig his hole all the way to China.

The pictures are a nice distraction though! :beer:

[JimhatTJ]

stop using photobucket fawkers

[osirus82]

well it be a very nice day, thanks for keeping me entertained, id love to stay and chat but i dont feel like staying a work just so we can all make accusations at each other ( specially since your representing (quite well) the hyprocritical society). but id rather go do some grilling and have a nice wheat beer. It's been nice getting to know you all just a little better.

see you tomarrow

OOH






















attributed to matt:

YOU ALL LOSE!!!,

ohh and be safe on the roads, This message is brought to you from you local asshat. ohh and dont forget you are also labling yourselfs everything you called me, you know due to being hyprocritical.

[Dave McDonald]

Flicka and that photopail thingy are both blocked from my work. I miss all the good stuff.

[JeepWheelin02]

stop using photobucket fawkers

X2

[JKTODD]

Have a good night osirus82. Check the board (bored) tomorrow. This thread will probably still be close to the top.:)

[osirus82]

X2

I tried big oil, Katrina, Bush, Billary, Obama and still no derail.. Striper poles are in here as well as puppy mills. WTF do we need to do to get this off topic?



























will this do?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1429187231_fdbab74b92.jpg?v=0


that will do , just cuz i gots to go

[Steve]

stop using photobucket fawkers

Flicka and that photopail thingy are both blocked from my work. I miss all the good stuff.

X2

You LOSE! FAIL!


:flipoff2:


They are really nice pics. :P

[Dave McDonald]

ohh and be safe on the roads, This message is brought to you from you local asshat. ohh and dont forget you are also labling yourselfs everything you called me, you know due to being hyprocritical.

Oh yeah?!?!?!? Well, you're rubber and I'm glue... whatever you say bounces... no wait, sticks to.... errrrmmmmm... you say sticks and it bounces.... damn.

[JeepWheelin02]

You LOSE! FAIL!


:flipoff2:


They are really nice pics. :P

Fooker!! :flipoff2:

[JKTODD]

Oh yeah?!?!?!? Well, you're rubber and I'm glue... whatever you say bounces... no wait, sticks to.... errrrmmmmm... you say sticks and it bounces.... damn.

:lmao:

[ZooMad75]

{reverse hijack on (back to the topic)}

This message is brought to you from you local asshat. ohh and dont forget you are also labling yourselfs everything you called me, you know due to being hyprocritical.

It would be one thing to hammer on you for speeding since we've all done it. That would hypocritical. But you are the one that came on here spouting you got caught speeding, got off, still complained about it and posted it all for us to see. For me to be hypocritcal I would have had to done the same thing. Meaning got caught, got out of it on a technicallity and then whined online that I got caught in the first place. I for one wouldn't pull that kind of stunt. I've been caught speeding a couple of times (none in school zone though :flipoff2: ) but I've NEVER once complained in an online forum that the cop was wrong and I was in the right even though I was the one breaking the law. I manned up, paid my fine and moved on, trying to make sure I don't do it again. In the case of both my speeding tickets I was clearly breaking the law and got caught. The cop did his job, wasn't an ass and even told me what I would need to do to get it plead down. I was cool to him and in both cases the cop was cool back.

But you can keep going on your crusade to prove you were the one done wrong here. Say hi to the chinese when you dig all the way through! Bring me back some chinese food too please!

{back off topic}

[Oscar]

Them are some fine sort a covered bewbers thats for sure

[Loki]

Try and keep up, I said that about him, not me... Good lord, how am I supposed to carry on a conversation in here when not one of you is up to my level?!?!?!

I was asking HIM! Dave! :headbang:

:flipoff2:

[mikee_357]

ibtl

gee, i got away with something everyone cheer for me:shrug:

[al24]

And we have no sympathy for a$$hats who endanger children's lives, and then expect to get off on a technicality.

You lose.

catholic school, school zone,

you lose



So it's OK to run down Catholic kids?

We're just smart enough to not brag about it on the intardnet. ;)

So you admit as i have to a lapse of judgement. And how dose that make you smarter than me? OOh your one of thoes people that have a problem with you own personal image from the public eye, that would mean you have a problem being honest too.

Wow im glad i dont have that complex.


Are you related in any way to Mr. Gunter?
I think his post dose maks him samrtert thand u.

[CapnCrunch]

IOP4

Geezuss...what anhttp://www.fivethirty.com/images/buttwiggle.gifhttp://www.fivethirty.com/images/clown.gif.

Having been driving since 1980, I've never sped in a school zone, let alone gotten a ticket for it.

http://www.fivethirty.com/images/trainwreck.gif

[mtntj]

How does one cop, one radar gun, dial in three cars at the same time?

[Dave McDonald]

I was asking HIM! Dave! :headbang:

:flipoff2:

Then why the bloody freakin hell did you quote me, Loki?

[MonkeyBomb]

In. (ok it's the 4th page but still In) This may be an epic thread.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif

[DaJudge]

How does one cop, one radar gun, dial in three cars at the same time?
You zap the first one then testify the others were travelling at the same speed in a pack. No direct evidence of the speed for #2 and #3 but circumstantial evidece is good evidence. It's the same principle as in a pace clocking. The officer has no direct evidence of the speed of the car he is pacing. He follows at a steady interval and his speedometer reading is circumstantial evidence of the speed of the vehicle being paced.

If he's using a laser he can clock all 3 directly with 3 pulls of the trigger.

[mtntj]

Guess I better stop drafting! And thanks.

[Matt]

The only good post in this entire thread is 106.

[Matt]

School Zones Optional <------ Nice touch :beer:

[Bauer]

I bet if Pie and Cake fought it out.. Pie would win.. Hands down. :flipoff2:

[birddog59]

Bacon>Pie&Cake:flipoff2:

[Bauer]

Bacon>Pie&Cake:flipoff2:

You can't bring meat to a dough fight.. :tisk:

Thats like speeding through a school zone...


:flipoff2:

[MonkeyBomb]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bacon:hail:

[Frank Z]

Time for the worlds longest movie trailer!! I'll start and the next poster adds one sentence, No More!!

Here we go...

When hope is lost, when evil lurks in the shadows...

[MonkeyBomb]

Who can you turn to.................

[Whipper Snapper]

Beating a speeding ticket in a school zone is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. :wtf:

[4-rocks]

Believe it or not I've had to warn school bus drivers about speeding in school zones.

[DaJudge]

Beating a speeding ticket in a school zone is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. :wtf:

^^^^^^
WINNER!!

[Rex Ashton]

I'm seriously starting to loathe this board....Actually had a crapload of stuff goin' on today, so by the time I find this stupid 4-page thread, I gotta sift through a buncha "my Co-Co Puffs are gettin' soggy" material which has no value whatsoever.....[other than Soundman's pic of Epic Boobs 2.]

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....doz were NICE, btw.
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......yep, sure liked those epic bewbers. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[starbreaker666]

I'm seriously starting to loathe this board....Actually had a crapload of stuff goin' on today, so by the time I find this stupid 4-page thread, I gotta sift through a buncha "my Co-Co Puffs are gettin' soggy" material which has no value whatsoever.....[other than Soundman's pic of Epic Boobs 2.]

....
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....doz were NICE, btw.
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......yep, sure liked those epic bewbers. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

To steal a line.. I don't get it.

[Willy36]

School Zones Optional <------ Nice touch :beer:

I thought the same :lmao:. :beer: to whichever mod that was.
X2


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1429187231_fdbab74b92.jpg?v=0

oh yeah and.......Jeebus....... :drool:

</thread>

[al24]

BTT!

:rolleyes:

[Rando]

well it be a very nice day, thanks for keeping me entertained, id love to stay and chat but i dont feel like staying a work just so we can all make accusations at each other ( specially since your representing (quite well) the hyprocritical society). but id rather go do some grilling and have a nice wheat beer. It's been nice getting to know you all just a little better.

see you tomarrow

OOH






















attributed to matt:

YOU ALL LOSE!!!,

ohh and be safe on the roads, This message is brought to you from you local asshat. ohh and dont forget you are also labling yourselfs everything you called me, you know due to being hyprocritical.

hypocrite's, on this board??!!! the hell you say :D

you should have stood on it instead of pulling over, drove like hell and hid in someones driveway.
then when you came and made a thread about it you'd be a hero instead of some dumb jackass.

[mtntj]

Yea, what where you thinking...pulling over like that? Next time you'll know to hammer down!

[Loki]

Then why the bloody freakin hell did you quote me, Loki?

Because you made the analogy of the big ego. :P