DaJudge
May 7th, 2008, 09:24 AM
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A DETROIT RED WINGS HOCKEY
GAME--(WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW), THREE MEN
DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO
MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.'
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ,
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.'
THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO , THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS LIVING THERE.'
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY
SWEET, CALM VOICE SAID,
'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.'
GAME--(WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW), THREE MEN
DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO
MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.'
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ,
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.'
THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO , THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS LIVING THERE.'
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY
SWEET, CALM VOICE SAID,
'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.'