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DaJudge
May 7th, 2008, 09:24 AM
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A DETROIT RED WINGS HOCKEY
GAME--(WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW), THREE MEN
DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO
MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ,
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO , THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS LIVING THERE.'

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY
SWEET, CALM VOICE SAID,

'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.'

jeeplvr79
May 7th, 2008, 09:24 AM
:lmao:

Big Kev
May 7th, 2008, 10:24 AM
Why does it have to be about the RED WINGS????

DaJudge
May 7th, 2008, 10:40 AM
Why does it have to be about the RED WINGS????
'cuz I changed it from New York Rangers in the original joke as a favor to you and the Red Wings fans on this board. :flipoff2:

Loki
May 7th, 2008, 10:48 AM
But did they get to vote??? Is what I want to know! :silly:

Big Kev
May 7th, 2008, 11:34 AM
'cuz I changed it from New York Rangers in the original joke as a favor to you and the Red Wings fans on this board. :flipoff2:

Hey, I am sorry the Aves are not good enough... :D Maybe next year.

Oscar
May 7th, 2008, 11:40 AM
I thought hockey was on strike?

TwoDogs
May 7th, 2008, 12:08 PM
Meh :shrug: I'm a NY Ranger fan... and it's still funna!

Big Kev
May 7th, 2008, 01:08 PM
I didn't say it was not funny, I did laugh a little.

DaJudge
May 7th, 2008, 03:45 PM
I didn't say it was not funny, I did laugh a little.
Is this any better?

http://www.creators.com/comics/42/18379_thumb.gif

Big Kev
May 7th, 2008, 11:49 PM
I don't think so. I do normally enjoy your jokes though. :)