Spring is here- break out the Jorts

[scottycards]

OK- time to 'fess up. I know there are more than a couple of people on this board that run Jorts in the summer.

I bet there are even some here who go "all out" and run Cargo Jorts in the summer- you know, when you have cargo to carry, but can't quite put that burning desire to wear Jorts on the back burner, even for a day?

So who runs 'em? :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

Used in a sentence: While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/scottycards/Jorts.jpg

[Big Dave]

Jorts aren't that, bad when you tuck the shirt in and wear a wannabe Indiana Jones hat that kinda ruins everything.

[scottycards]

Of course, coupled with a denim shirt, you will have the ultimate "dipped in denim" look, just short of a denim jumpsuit.

[Oscar]

Its either jorts or shorts you choose which you would rather see

[Leon Phelps]

Of course, coupled with a denim shirt, you will have the ultimate "dipped in denim" look, just short of a denim jumpsuit.

Denim jumpsuits are SOOoooooo 1988.

[1973CJ5]

NO way man, give me the demin overalls, with one strap hanging off the back!!!

Now that is stylin!!!

[TwoDogs]

No jorts here. I refuse to make THAT "fashion statement." :eek:

[bsaunder]

hell, everyone wore jorts in college. Now its ripstop cotton/nylon cargo shorts for me for anything >~60F (was year round until my knee doc yelled at me).

[Loki]

No jorts here. I refuse to make THAT "fashion statement." :eek:

Cindy doesn't look bad in Jorts...:shrug:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/1588074321_508a0ee352.jpg?v=0

:D

[starbreaker666]

I have not worn short/Jorts in well over a decade. But yea, Cindy looks fine in them.

[Mack]

I have not worn short/Jorts in well over a decade. But yea, Cindy looks fine in them.

So, about the same time Cindy looked too and/or that picture was taken :flipoff2:

[Loki]

So, about the same time Cindy looked too and/or that picture was taken :flipoff2:

Old picture of young Cindy in Jorts > New picture of old Cindy in Jorts. :D

[HollywoodCTS]

My dad wears jorts.......nough said.