Hmmmm...

[Dagimp]

Hmmmm?


If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to ?put your two cents in?... but it's only a ?penny for your thoughts?? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they ?slept like a baby? when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is ?bra? singular and ?panties? plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[spazinweasel]

bored are we??:D

[Dagimp]

bored are we??:D

Well duh! I'm an IT guy, all we do is sit around in our office and screw off on the net all day!

[spazinweasel]

nice sounds like a job i could do!!

[JeepWheelin02]

Well duh! I'm an IT guy, all we do is sit around in our office and screw off on the net all day!

Until something breaks. Kinda nice isnt it

[Loki]

Well duh! I'm an IT guy, all we do is sit around in our office and screw off on the net all day!

x2 Yawn! :flipoff2:

[Dagimp]

Until something breaks. Kinda nice isnt it

I consider like being a fireman.

A fireman has a very important job, saves property and lives. But most of the time the fireman sits around at the fire station playing cards and picking his nose. Doesn't mean his job isn't important.

And you really don't want your fireman down the street washing cars when you call because your house is on fire. He's going to have drive all the back to firestation, change into his uniform and THEN finally leave to your house.

I sit in my office most of the day waiting for "fires" to put out. I make up my own little projects, most of which are to make my job easier LOL.

[JeepWheelin02]

Sounds like the same thing I do. I rarely have to put out any fires though. My section is pretty tight on keeping everything operational all the time, and we have tons of redundancy. So I sit around most days working on stuff to make my job easier, and occassionally I actually do something that the customer needs (carve a disk and present it from the storage array).

[Willy36]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


Haha it said erect.... :silly: :lolly: