WAL-MART: The High Cost of Low Price

[potter]

It's on ondemand right now for those of you with cable. I think it was in the encore premium channels section.

I thought it was just going to be about how wal-mart kills small business, since we all know about that. However it goes into a TON more stuff.

[scottycards]

I don't see this thread going well.

:popcorn:

That's all I've got on the subject. Life's too short.

[jtw2]

:rolleyes:

evil dragon for those who don't believe in free trade.

[Leon Phelps]

LMFAO. Was a good useless watcher when hungover. Usual consipracy theory bullshat.

Time for a cocktail is near.

[Pilot]

Its a world market. Right now due to the low value of the dollar, our products are ultra cheap overseas. So, if we can sell there, why can't the Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Korean, Europeans sell here? I don't like China either. Its a communist, totalitarian state, but why punish the working people? Plus they buy A LOT of our debt. We are in bed with them, get used to it.

[Loki]

How can you hate Walmart???

:stirpot:

[Leon Phelps]

Life's too short.

Indeed.

Damn I need to buy you a coke or a high end bottle of ROOT beer. :beer: :flipoff2:

[scottycards]

How can you hate Walmart???

:stirpot:

No kidding, best place I've found in the last 24 hours to drop a stinky deuce.

:thumbsup:

Might have to make another pit stop there today on my way home from work.

Free TP, what could be better?

[scottycards]

Indeed.

Damn I need to buy you some coke or a high end hooker. :beer: :flipoff2:

Fixt. :thumbsup:

[Leon Phelps]

I never thought of dropping a deuce in a wallyworld. A good ol steamer after a all night bender there could be good for the soul, bad for their toilets.

:idea:

[sames]

Wal-Mart walks on water :flipoff2:

[scottycards]

Yucca Man gets all the credit. He's the MAN.

I'm going to save like over $10 per month alone on toilet paper- almost enough to buy a CO detector for my casa.

Schweet..........

[jtw2]

I dry dock a stink pickle in their urinals all the time!

[Loki]

No kidding, best place I've found in the last 24 hours to drop a stinky deuce.



I dry dock a stink pickle in their urinals all the time!

:worthless:

@ 2000 frames per second. :thumbsup:

[scottycards]

The Dry Dock is a move best reserved for true Technicians of the Game.

After I hone my skills, I'll move to the Dry Dock technique.

It's an advanced maneuver, but very attainable.

[jtw2]

dry docking is addictive.


You've been warned.

[Yota]

awesome.

I love unbiased documentaries. They're so... hard-hitting and deep.

:rolleyes:

http://www.nationalreview.com/york/york200511230832.asp

[scottycards]

Urban Dictionary RULES:

1. dry dock 81 up, 7 down

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.


They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

[Loki]

Didn't take long for this thread to go in the crapper. :D

[jtw2]

my poo doesn't float

[Leon Phelps]

Dood if you can dry dock in a unrinal, thats PIMP.

[scottycards]

Well, maybe it can swim to freedom.

[jtw2]

It's really easy to dry dock a urinal. Try it sometime!

[scottycards]

Wal-Mart, here I come.

For those who might be affected, you might want to steer clear of the men's restroom at the new Wally World at 144th and I-25 after, say, oh.......5:30 or so this evening.

I had a big ol' Subway for lunch. Hello lettuce! Been a few hours since I've last seen ya!

[Loki]

Wal-Mart, here I come.

For those who might be affected, you might want to steer clear of the men's restroom at the new Wally World at 144th and I-25 after, say, oh.......5:30 or so this evening.

I had a big ol' Subway for lunch. Hello lettuce! Been a few hours since I've last seen ya!

Pick me up a jar of pickles will ya??? :poke:

:D

[Batgirl]

Wal-Mart, here I come.

For those who might be affected, you might want to steer clear of the men's restroom at the new Wally World at 144th and I-25 after, say, oh.......5:30 or so this evening.

I had a big ol' Subway for lunch. Hello lettuce! Been a few hours since I've last seen ya!

:lmao: :lmao:

Best place to stop on road trips- screw looking for a 'clean, well lighted gas station' in the middle of the night...

[scottycards]

:lmao: :lmao:

Best place to stop on road trips- screw looking for a 'clean, well lighted gas station' in the middle of the night...

Your husband is responsible for this new wave of Dry Dockers beseiging Wal-Marts nationwide.........

:beer:

Yucca Man is your husband, right?

[scottycards]

Interacting with people on a sarcastic and humorous level is so much more fun.

We should do this more often.

I'm going to knock a jar of pickles off the pallet in the aisle while I'm there........OOPS! Crash!

"Clean up on aisle 4"

[sames]

Interacting with people on a sarcastic and humorous level is so much more fun.

We should do this more often.

I'm going to knock a jar of pickles off the pallet in the aisle while I'm there........OOPS! Crash!

"Clean up on aisle 4"

obviously you are in the tank for the pickle industry or the janitors union :flipoff2:

[Batgirl]

Your husband is responsible for this new wave of Dry Dockers beseiging Wal-Marts nationwide.........

:beer:

Yucca Man is your husband, right?
Yes, he is (poor soul).

And the funniest thing is that he's SO not kidding. ;) It's a long time joke in our house. No road trip is complete without a visit to Wally World. :flipoff2:

edited to say- I don't know that he's attempted the dry dock, though. I'll have to bring his attn to this thread when he gets home. :D

[scottycards]

obviously you are in the tank for the pickle industry or the janitors union :flipoff2:

I'm a renegade "Indy". A loner, if you will.

They call me "The Lone Crapper"

[Commander]

I'm going to knock a jar of pickles off the pallet in the aisle while I'm there........OOPS! Crash!

"WET Clean up on aisle 4, and a Dry Dock clean up in the men's room."


Fixt :thumbsup:

[Ric]

Urban Dictionary RULES:

1. dry dock 81 up, 7 down

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.


They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.


:lmao: :spit: thats some funny,,, well you know,

[Dagimp]

REPOST (http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/showpost.php?p=1057197&postcount=81)

[Jeffro600]

Urban Dictionary RULES:

1. dry dock 81 up, 7 down

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.


They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I am literally in tears here!! :lmao: I havent laughed that hard in a LONG time!!

[Jeffro600]

But im a fan of the "Ninja Blast"...but this is only obtainable if there is a tank on the toilet...

1. ninja blast
35 up, 2 down


A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

Viola, 2000 flushes, BROWN! :lmao: