DaJudge
April 9th, 2008, 04:50 PM
A woman walks into an H & R Block Tax accountant's office
and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a
few questions." He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and
says, "No, no, no, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a
chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a Prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a
few questions." He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and
says, "No, no, no, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a
chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a Prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."