Brass Pole Dancing Anyone?

[TONIC]

With all the threads ending up in a discussion of strippers and Brass Poles I thought I would start a thread about Brass Poles and see if it ended up in a discustion of politics, gas prices,and what ever.

[wldr1966]

I for one am in favor of any talk about brass poles and strippers! Oh yea, you said pole!!!

[ColoradoXJ]

funny tonic, very funny :lmao:

[WhtJeep]

We have a bar here called the brass Rail? close enough maybe

[Pilot]

I've always wanted to date a stripper. Or strip a dater. I can't remember which?

[thenimirra]

see...the thing is this my dear....when we talk about bewbers and beer, no one gets upset and no one gets their feelings hurt. If we start a real conversation about stuff that matters, the shiat tends to hit the fan and then folks get pissy.

[missmelissa]

see...the thing is this my dear....when we talk about bewbers and beer, no one gets upset and no one gets their feelings hurt. If we start a real conversation about stuff that matters, the shiat tends to hit the fan and then folks get pissy.

exactly... EVERYONE likes boobs and beer!

[Trango]

I'll be installing a pole for, ahem, dancing, within the next 2 weeks, somewhere in Summit County.

[Bauer]

see...the thing is this my dear....when we talk about bewbers and beer, no one gets upset and no one gets their feelings hurt. If we start a real conversation about stuff that matters, the shiat tends to hit the fan and then folks get pissy.

Your the one that thinks Cake is better than Pie.. Can't help it if the conversation gets heated after that point. :flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

Dandy Dans anyone?

[thenimirra]

LOL....

Cake












and mohitos!
Beer sucks!

[Mack]

I'll be installing a pole for, ahem, dancing, within the next 2 weeks, somewhere in Summit County.

Good thing i'm privy already :flipoff2:

[TONIC]

This is just all for fun guys. Just thought I would see where this would end up.

[Bauer]

PIE :mad:

[missmelissa]

LOL....

Cake












and mohitos!
Beer sucks!

i think i love you..

cake= way better than pie...
mojitos are my fave.. :drool:

[ColoradoXJ]

dammit sheba... :beer: is prove that god loves us and wants us to be drunk jackasses... i mean happy, wants us to be happy :drunk2:

[JKTODD]

Your the one that thinks Cake is better than Pie.. Can't help it if the conversation gets heated after that point. :flipoff2:

Yeah-I think Sheba likes BEEFCAKE!:P

She's always trying to get one of us to dance.:thumbsup:

[Bauer]

LOL....



Beer sucks!


BAN HER

[CLYDE]

PIE :mad:
Brownies, and ice cream.. No cake, and No pie.

[Leon Phelps]

LOL....

Cake












and mohitos!
Beer sucks!

BLASPHEMY!

[Leon Phelps]

So..... someone is installing a brass pole, many of us want to see the brass pole and apparently someone is going to dance on the brass pole.

[thenimirra]

ohh...now you are talking.

See how that works...Melissa wants me and now I want Clyde.

hehehehehe

[JKTODD]

Butterscotch pie with thick crust. :drool:

[Bauer]

cake= Fail..
Beers is my fave.. :drool:


Much better.

[thenimirra]

i think i love you..

cake= way better than pie...
mojitos are my fave.. :drool:

smooches!
:beer:

[thenimirra]

Yeah-I think Sheba likes BEEFCAKE!:P

She's always trying to get one of us to dance.:thumbsup:


guess you guys know where I'll be heading up tonight...

I need to see my man waaaaaaaay up in Pine Junction! :hail:

[Boogie]

Moist German chocolate cake :drool:

[RebelRescuer]

I want a fireman pole. It can be brass.

Does that count?

[thenimirra]

yummyyyy firemen!

They had one of those dancing at All Stars the night I was there....


very nice.

[RebelRescuer]

yummyyyy firemen!

They had one of those dancing at All Stars the night I was there....


very nice.

I don't want a fakey, pretend fireman (or pole). I want the REAL fireman, er pole.

:flipoff2:

[thenimirra]

yes....yes...very good! I agree

[Leon Phelps]

I don't want to see no mens on the pole and I definately DO NOT want to see their "fireman".

[missmelissa]

yes....yes...very good! I agree

X2 :thumbsup:

[TONIC]

I don't want to see no mens on the pole and I definately DO NOT want to see their "fireman".

I so think men should dance on the pole, come on guys!!!! You all know how to dance :D

[Grant H.]

Hells NO!!!!!!

Not our job... but is someone elses.....:D:D:D

:flipoff2:

[CLYDE]

I so think men should dance on the pole, come on guys!!!! You all know how to dance :D


Yeah, not gonna happen.

[JKTODD]

I so think men should dance on the pole, come on guys!!!! You all know how to dance :D

Are the ladies going to cough up any money?;)

[thenimirra]

hellya!

[Willy36]

I think there's already a thread for this kind of stuff.






Oh yeah, it's called the Looney Bin...er...Fringe. :flipoff2:

[CLYDE]

I think there's already a thread for this kind of stuff.






Oh yeah, it's called the Looney Bin...er...Fringe. :flipoff2:No we keep this sorta stuff outta there, that way we dont get shut down when it all goes to hell.

[TONIC]

Are the ladies going to cough up any money?;)

I'd go broke paying you!!!! :hail:

[thenimirra]

alright..cut it out...you too are just too damn cute!

Actually now that I think about it, you too would have some lovely children together. Both of you are hot!

[JKTODD]

Alright guys/girls. To keep this thread on topic let's name some of our favorite strip club haunts.

For me:
PT's---Evans and Sante Fe
The Body Shop----Sand Diego
Dirty Dan's Pure Platinum---San Diego
Shotguns---Colorado Blvd

:beer: Name yours...

[TONIC]

alright..cut it out...you too are just too damn cute!

Actually now that I think about it, you too would have some lovely children together. Both of you are hot!

LMAO!!! thats really funny :( between the 2 of us we have 2 and thats enough

[thenimirra]

I've only been to one so I guess I need to go to another just for comparison's sake. ;)

[thenimirra]

those two girls need a brother to kick around and beat up!

[CLYDE]

Cafe Risque, in central florida, No booze, but they have great food, and great lookin gals dancin nekkid. really no local favorite, but theres a few in Daytona that we used to go ot, that were awesome. Best of all they were byob clubs, which means, nudie club, not just topless.

[TONIC]

those two girls need a brother to kick around and beat up!

I wouldnt want to subject the terror on my daughter on any kid.

[Willy36]

No we keep this sorta stuff outta there, that way we dont get shut down when it all goes to hell.

Oooooh point taken, we all know where co4x4.org threads can go in a hurry. ;)

[thenimirra]

well, guess I won't be babysitting for you and Todd! hehehehe

does she like dogs? My dogs would tire her out.

[CLYDE]

Oooooh point taken, we all know where co4x4.org threads can go in a hurry. ;)
yeah we keep it low profile, so the riffraff stays out lol.

[JKTODD]

Cafe Risque, in central florida, No booze, but they have great food, and great lookin gals dancin nekkid. really no local favorite, but theres a few in Daytona that we used to go ot, that were awesome. Best of all they were byob clubs, which means, nudie club, not just topless.


Isn't that how the one in Boulder operates? The new one on the 16th street mall? I think that was already covered on here though.:thumbsup:

[CLYDE]

Isn't that how the one in Boulder operates? The new one on the 16th street mall? I think that was already covered on here though.:thumbsup:
dunno, never been there, in fact I have not been to a tt bar in a very long time.

[JKTODD]

Paging scottycards...........Oh wait, it's after five.

[missmelissa]

those two girls need a brother to kick around and beat up!

I olny been to one in Oregon, it was the only one in my town that wasn't 21 and up... it was so ghetto.. Half the girls were big, and the other half were shooting up behind the club... waaaaayyy ghetto :eek:

[Sygne]

you all kno that the sell stripper poles at spensers right??

[JKTODD]

I like the swings....:D:thumbsup:

[Sygne]

those are at Fasinations and are waaaay cool!! Have u seen their ummm...'furniture'?

[Leon Phelps]

Denver:
Penthouse
Shotgun Willies
Diamond Cabaret

L.A. Area:
Fantasy Ranch
"The Original" Spearmint Rhino
The Cathouse

Las Vegas:
Cheetas
Palamonio Club
Olympic Garden

Seattle:
Sands Showgirls
Centerfolds


Theres MORE, just usually too damned inebriated to remember them.

[Leon Phelps]

those are at Fasinations and are waaaay cool!! Have u seen their ummm...'furniture'?

Yes, I remember roaming in there with a fellow board member, the LOL moments were top notch.

The swing looks BAD ass, for the gals anyway.

[JKTODD]

those are at Fasinations and are waaaay cool!! Have u seen their ummm...'furniture'?

Oh YES! The ones with the cuffs built is are Waaayyyy cool!:cool:

[Sygne]

Hi MP!!!

I love their S & M room...... tooo funny!! Did u see it? They have great to i must say:drool:

[jeeplvr79]

PT's in Denver beats ALL the ones down here in the Springs :D

[Leon Phelps]

Hi MP!!!

I love their S & M room...... tooo funny!! Did u see it? They have great to i must say:drool:

HI!!!! You back in CO yet or still on the E. coast

The S&M room was interesting to say the least! The most interesting thing I saw was the glass "thing".

Good times indeed!

[Sygne]

Im in Cali now and will be back in Balto by Sun morning. Im thinking im going to be going back to Co by end of Aug.

Hows life?

[Budman]

Since no one has chimed in, There was this strip club in the PI (Philipines) that beat any club I have ever seen (and I have seen my fair share in many countries, and states). But we won't get into that here. When Oscar gets back, I am sure he has been there.

[Budman]

Did you all know that if the Dems get elected, one of the first things they want to do is make strip clubs illegal?

[rescue6]

Did you all know that if the Dems get elected, one of the first things they want to do is make strip clubs illegal?

NO WAY! what would all the congressmen do with our tax dollars

HUG A SOLDIER
SLUG A DEMOCRAT

So Anyone still want a Real Firefighter Im here

[jeeplvr79]

there's fake firefighter's :shrug:

and post a pic to prove it :flipoff2:

[rescue6]

there's fake firefighter's :shrug:

and post a pic to prove it :flipoff2:

Dang a fiesty one watch out.

Yeah Volly's opps did I say that outloud

[jeeplvr79]

no worries... I won't tell anyone you said that... LOL

[CLYDE]

Dang a fiesty one watch out.

Yeah Volly's opps did I say that outloud
Shit where Im from thats all their is.

[rescue6]

Shit where Im from thats all their is.

There good for something. I am not sure what yet. They scare me sometimes though. I started out as one a long time ago so its all good.

Gotta respect them for giving of there time to help someone in need and not recieving compinsation. And I complain about not getting enough overtime sometimes. Huh.

So back to the Brass Poles. They are a bit-h to polish from top to bottom. Man I am glad I am no longer a probationary Firefighter. It sure is good to have them though.

[Jason Starnes]

PSA

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/ORLANDO-FL/WTKS-FM/stripper%20pole.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=ORLANDO-FL&NG_FORMAT=talk&SITE_ID=2039&STATION_ID=WTKS-FM&PCAST_AUTHOR=WTKS-FM&PCAST_CAT=comedy&PCAST_TITLE=Real_Radio_Podcast

[jeeplvr79]

:lmao:

[not so Quikjeep]

:worthless:

Seriously girls talking about stripping, come on.

[Sygne]

the poles need to be polished?:confused: How often did u use yours that u need to polish it? Maybe stripper poles get more use and need less of that??
:shrug:

[CLYDE]

I would think stripper poles would need desliming/disinfecting:shrug: between dances eh??

[Sygne]

or maybe its the slime that keeps them shiny?? :shrug:

[CLYDE]

well, its kept mi,,,,,,,,,, nevermind:flipoff2:

[Sygne]

:bounce2:

[SUPERGILDO43]

Did you all know that if the Dems get elected, one of the first things they want to do is make strip clubs illegal?

band him for bringing teh pawluhtiks!!!

[TONIC]

thats the whole plan of this thread. to see if gets in to a discusion of politics. but you know what ? Maybe all our heads are in gutter and we just pretty much pole dancing!

[CLYDE]

Wonder what tt bar slick willie prefers???:shrug:

[Loki]

Wonder what tt bar slick willie prefers???:shrug:

One that promotes tubby interns? :shrug:

[CLYDE]

One that promotes tubby interns? :shrug:thats what I was thinking:D

[JKTODD]

Wonder what tt bar slick willie prefers???:shrug:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=strip+club+fat+girls

:D

[Colo.TJ]

but theres a few in Daytona that we used to go ot, that were awesome. Best of all they were byob clubs, which means, nudie club, not just topless.

Molly Browns or The Shark Lounge?

[CLYDE]

Molly Browns or The Shark Lounge? The shark was one of em. One of my neighbors was a dancer at Mollys, cute lil redheaded gal. But the one Im thinking of in particular wasnt beachside, and used to change names about every two years, gawd only knows what its called now if it even still exists. Its been about 15 years since i lived there.

[CLYDE]

seems like it was right around fairview, and us1, maybe a few blocks north.

[OlBlueCJ7]

Loonie Toss @ Showgirls in Saskatoon, ftw.

[TwoDogs]

Alright guys/girls. To keep this thread on topic let's name some of our favorite strip club haunts.

For me:
PT's---Evans and Sante Fe
The Body Shop----Sand Diego
Dirty Dan's Pure Platinum---San Diego
Shotguns---Colorado Blvd

:beer: Name yours...


Spearmint Rhino VEGAS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ColoradoXJ]

diamond and penthouse.

never been to a club outside of denver

[TwoDogs]

Since no one has chimed in, There was this strip club in the PI (Philipines) that beat any club I have ever seen (and I have seen my fair share in many countries, and states). But we won't get into that here. When Oscar gets back, I am sure he has been there.


Hey Budman, I have my 100 missions over "sh T river patch. I'm at least a double centurian. Spent lotsa time in PI, Thailand, Singapore, etc...

[TwoDogs]

L.A. Area:
Fantasy Ranch
"The Original" Spearmint Rhino
The Cathouse

Las Vegas:
Cheetas
Palamonio Club
Olympic Garden



What he said!! :D

[Jake_Blues]

poles need to be polished?:confused: How often?

I like to get my pole polished every chance I get.

-E

[CannonBall]

been to a strip club once while in vegas, I'll be happy if I never go into one again.

That said, I live near Saturday's, it looks like a skank hole, anyone ever been in there?
-Nate

[Budman]

Hey Budman, I have my 100 missions over "sh T river patch. I'm at least a double centurian. Spent lotsa time in PI, Thailand, Singapore, etc...

Good. I was beginning to think that I was the only one.

[Leon Phelps]

been to a strip club once while in vegas, I'll be happy if I never go into one again.

That said, I live near Saturday's, it looks like a skank hole, anyone ever been in there?
-Nate

Saturday's is teh Nasty's. Did a Bender from 'The Elm' east to that joint. Worse Experience ever. Yes I have been into the 'Paper Tiger', it was shittier than that.

[OrangeCrush]

There was some pictures taken of wimmens dancing at Courtney's birthday party maybe I can find them

[Leon Phelps]

There was some pictures taken of wimmens dancing at Courtney's birthday party maybe I can find them

:D

I remember that, kinda.

[JKTODD]

Hey Budman, I have my 100 missions over "sh T river patch. I'm at least a double centurian. Spent lotsa time in PI, Thailand, Singapore, etc...


Anyone up for a game of SMILES???

:beer:

[missmelissa]

Anyone up for a game of SMILES???

:beer:

whats that?

[TONIC]

YES my dear what is that, and yes Im getting work done :)

[JKTODD]

Miss Melissa-you're too young.

Email sent TONIC my sweet....:)

Budman or TwoDogs can probably explain what it is to the rest. :D

[TONIC]

oh Mr XJTODD you are the bomb :hail:
:beer:

[missmelissa]

Miss Melissa-you're too young.




:rant:

[Sygne]

:rant:

x 2!! I want to know too darn it!

[Sound_Man]

Quit talking about it and just go buy one. Here are a bunch of places that would be happy to sell you one.
http://www.poledanzer.com/
http://www.lilmynx.com/
http://portabledancepole.com/
http://www.stripperdancepoles.com/
http://www.platinumstages.com/
For you cheap bastages here is a rent a pole shop.
http://www.lasvegasstripperpoles.com/product.php?productid=16133&cat=250&page=1

[TONIC]

If we all bought one we would probably talk even more about it. Thanks for the info though :)
I thought maybe this discusion would lead into politics or something but it looks like its just going to be about stripper dancing, which is all good.

[Loki]

If we all bought one we would probably talk even more about it. Thanks for the info though :)
I thought maybe this discusion would lead into politics or something but it looks like its just going to be about stripper dancing, which is all good.

But would be better with Pics!!! :D

[TONIC]

But would be better with Pics!!! :D

It would be better but Im sorry I dont have any :(
My spinning is done on the ice not on poles :P

[Sound_Man]

But would be better with Pics!!! :D
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg

[Loki]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg

I was wondering when that pic would appear. :D

[Leon Phelps]

Nice!

[Yota]

I think stripper poles should be made of copper so that after sliding down, the stripper has a nice green skidmark. :D

[TONIC]

thats gross

[Sygne]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg

:laughing:
I like it!!!

[Willy36]

Urban dictionary says:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smiles

I'm not copying the text. Follow link at own risk. :D

[missmelissa]

Urban dictionary says:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smiles

I'm not copying the text. Follow link at own risk. :D

nope! not gonna play! :flipoff2:

[Budman]

nope! not gonna play! :flipoff2:

why not?

[TwoDogs]

Miss Melissa-you're too young.

Email sent TONIC my sweet....:)

Budman or TwoDogs can probably explain what it is to the rest. :D


I can, but I'll get banned!! All I can say, is next round of Mojo is on you!! :D