Tax Rebate

[Tom N]

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration has promised that each one of us will
get a nice tax rebate in May. But if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, it will all
go to China. If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs; neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to accomplish this is to buy beer,
or spend it on porn or prostitution, since these are the only big businesses left in the U.S.

Let's all stand together on this.

[scottycards]

IRA is where mine's going.

If I were still single, and out on the scene, it'd have gone for hookers and booze, most likely.

[IntrepidXJ]

mine will all be going to pay my taxes due this year.....so it will be going right back to the IRS.....working a part time job part of last year really screwed me

[Dave McDonald]

I'm gonna take the check, cash it, and use the cash to help pay my property tax.

The money I was gonna use for property tax will go into savings. Y'all can help stimulate the economy... I've stimulated myself into living paycheck to paycheck and I hate it.

[Leon Phelps]

IRA is where mine's going.

If I were still single, and out on the scene, it'd have gone for hookers and booze, most likely.

Wow, that made me cry a lil bit.

Mine is going to pay for the short vacation that my knee surgery has forced me to take.

[sweater]

The only way to accomplish this is to buy beer,
or spend it on porn or prostitution, since these are the only big businesses left in the U.S.
Obviously you haven't seen the surging popularity of scheisse porn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_pornography). You want an investment that'll return big steaming loads of cash, that's one to get into at the bottom.

- mike

/anyone who pays for porn shouldn't be allowed on the Internets :D

[Dagimp]

Bills....not spending.... Hate debt. Was debt free for years, made a couple of stupid moves and bingo!

[Jeffro600]

Plan on buying yet another GUN :flipoff2:

[Jefe]

going to spend mine on crack and whores, keep'n it in the hood yo!

[MinesJeep]

Skid plate and body lift from Rokmen!

[TwoDogs]

Jeep parts!!! Bought locally of course!! Same thing as crack.

[Pioneer]

I'm gonna spend mine in Vegas:cool:

[firefighter184]

Pull N Save!!! VERY local!

[bsaunder]

In a round about way mine will go to stimulating the economy - it'll go to pay off debt that was accumulated building my Bronco with parts made in the US :D

[Steve]

IRA is where mine's going.

Same here.

[jeepn4evr]

Plan on buying yet another GUN :flipoff2:

x2 although I just got a new one last week.:D Maybe some laser sights or something like that. That or maybe something good for the Jeep. Boo on paying of debt or being smart with it lol. Guess I will wait till I get it before spending it.

[Oscar]

savings

[Friscokidd]

Going to use mine to pay for our MOAB trip:)

[clemsonkrawler]

Finishing my damn house remodel. Ill get my money back when I refinance.

[Tom N]

- mike

/anyone who pays for porn shouldn't be allowed on the Internets :D


I used to say Michael Jackson and Madonna never got any of my money for their music, and now the internet porn business doesn't get my money either.;)

[CannonBall]

IRA is where mine's going.




You know, I was thinking this too, but they've gotten a little soft since they stopped blowing things up. I don't think it was for lack of funds that they gave up the fight either. There are several irish catholic terrorist organizations that would be more than happy to accept your donation though, I'm sure.
-Nate

[scottycards]

You know, I was thinking this too, but they've gotten a little soft since they stopped blowing things up. I don't think it was for lack of funds that they gave up the fight either. There are several irish catholic terrorist organizations that would be more than happy to accept your donation though, I'm sure.
-Nate

Wrong one, dude. My literary roots (http://www.reading.org/) run deep, man.

[CannonBall]

Touche!!!! I didn't see that one coming!
-Nate

[zillacon]

I'll open another small CD. If I get time it may go to a new deck with stamped concrete.

[Colo.TJ]

You know, I was thinking this too, but they've gotten a little soft since they stopped blowing things up. I don't think it was for lack of funds that they gave up the fight either. There are several irish catholic terrorist organizations that would be more than happy to accept your donation though, I'm sure.
-Nate

You know that all they want is for all of us to be dead. They hate us and everything we believe in. Maybe we should go to Ireland before we have to fight them here.

[scottycards]

You know that all they want is for all of us to be dead. They hate us and everything we believe in. Maybe we should go to Ireland before we have to fight them here.

Extremely funny. :D

I give it 9/10, would have been 10/10 but "endangering children playing in the schoolyard" reference was left out.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Loki]

Why are we even getting tax rebates when there are some serious cut backs in social programs in this country.

How can you even feel good about cashing that check? When theres a disadvantaged crack whor...er... I mean mother that can only feed 3 of her 6 illegitimate children and her habit with the Government check she gets each month now. :( :crybaby2:

:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

Why are we even getting tax rebates when there are some serious cut backs in social programs in this country.

How can you even feel good about cashing that check? When theres a disadvantaged crack whor...er... I mean mother that can only feed 3 of her 6 illegitimate children and her habit with the Government check she gets each month now. :( :crybaby2:

:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

I.E. Give me ALL your moneies. :D

[Leon Phelps]

News Reporter: Are you going to give up being a truck driver?
Truck driver: Truck Driver? I ain't no Truck Driver! I'm a janitor. I just bought this truck, cash. I got enough cigarettes for me an' my family fo' the rest of our lives. I'M RICH BIATCH! (honk honk)



Figure it would be fitting for the moneies from the gubermints.

[Dave McDonald]

You know, I was thinking this too, but they've gotten a little soft since they stopped blowing things up. I don't think it was for lack of funds that they gave up the fight either. There are several irish catholic terrorist organizations that would be more than happy to accept your donation though, I'm sure.
-Nate

Cool! I can squeeze in another Quiet Man quote!!!!

So, The IRA is in this now too, then?

If it was, not a scortched stone of your fine house would still be standing.

[planefixer]

Mine is going to finance the copmponents for my front 3-link long arm setup and over the axle trac-bar.My wife is spending hers on an SYE & driveshaft or tires for her rig.:D

[salsashark]

New garage door... woohoo... can't you just feel the excitement!!!

[Ford Prefect]

mine will all be going to pay my taxes due this year.....so it will be going right back to the IRS.....working a part time job part of last year really screwed me

Perhaps you should think about the "Earned Income Credit"

With being out of a job part of the year you did not earn as much as you should have, and thus are eligible for that credit.

Last time I got that I ended up getting a bigger rebate than I put in in the first place.