DaJudge
March 7th, 2008, 10:22 PM
Two old guys would meet in the park for a visit on most pretty days. One was 80 and
the other 83. One day the 83 year old was late, and just as the 80 year old was about to
leave, here he came in a jogging outfit and a little sweaty. The latter apologized for being
late, and explained that he had gotten a late start and had not had time to go home and
change. The younger asked if he did that often, and upon confirmation, asked how in the
world he found the energy.
The older guy said, ?Rye bread . . . helps with the ladies too!?
After they went their separate ways, the 80 year old detoured by the bakery and began
looking around. An attractive younger woman came up to him and asked if she could
help him. He a little sheepishly replied that he was looking for rye bread.
?Sure she said, we have a whole section over here. What do you want??
?Three loaves? he replied.
?Heavens, by the time you get to the last loaf, it will be hard as a rock?.
?How come everyone knows about this but me? he responded.
the other 83. One day the 83 year old was late, and just as the 80 year old was about to
leave, here he came in a jogging outfit and a little sweaty. The latter apologized for being
late, and explained that he had gotten a late start and had not had time to go home and
change. The younger asked if he did that often, and upon confirmation, asked how in the
world he found the energy.
The older guy said, ?Rye bread . . . helps with the ladies too!?
After they went their separate ways, the 80 year old detoured by the bakery and began
looking around. An attractive younger woman came up to him and asked if she could
help him. He a little sheepishly replied that he was looking for rye bread.
?Sure she said, we have a whole section over here. What do you want??
?Three loaves? he replied.
?Heavens, by the time you get to the last loaf, it will be hard as a rock?.
?How come everyone knows about this but me? he responded.