There's Always 2 Ways to Look at Things

[Loki]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady, swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness !" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?!?

[mtntj]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[LONEWOLF]

:spit:

[TwoDogs]

That's funna!! :lmao:

[CapnCrunch]

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

[Funrover]

ROFLMAO!!! Both of those were great!