Yo' Momma...

[DaJudge]

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo' momma's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo' momma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party.

Yo' momma's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank

Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies

Yo' momma's so fat, she uses diet soap

[Rhed_Phoxx]

Yo Mamma so ugly, she'd make an onion cry.

[TheCopperCowboy]

Yo momma's so scary, they renamed the holiday, 'Yo Mommaween. :D

[Rimmer]

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

[Digger]

Yo Mamma so ugly, the toilet flushes when she walks by the bathroom.

[rubbersidedown]

Oh Yeah. . .

Well yo Daddy is so short, he cuffs his underwear.

Yo Daddy is so old he's got an Air Jesus Jacket.

Yo Daddy is so old is SS# is 000-00-0001

Yo Mamma so fat yo daddy had to hire a Rodeo Clown to help get the groceries in the house.

Yo Mamma so Black she can step out da house at noon and the street lights come on (grew up with a lot of black friends here people :D )

Yo Mamma so poor she can't afford a free sample.

[DADA_JEEP]

yo mamma so fat when she lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house



can't believe you guys missed that one

[rubbersidedown]

Yo Mamma's so fat she has a hula-hoop for a wedding band.

I saw yo Daddy walking down the street kickin a tin can. Akst him what he was doin and he said . . .Moovin!

Yo Mamma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mamma's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her when she was young

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo Mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of the car is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

[Budman]

I don't get it :shrug:

[Loki]

Yo' momma's so hairy, all her kids were born with rug burn. :eek:

[Jake_Blues]

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips!

-E

[satan]

Your momma's so ghetto that her breastmilk tastes like Kool-aid

[jtw2]

yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy.

[signman2007]

I don't get it :shrug:

How about..your mamma so ugly I should "shoot her in the face!"

Yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator

Yo mamma so fat she has her own area code

[Willy36]

yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the tv i missed 3 episodes!

[Big Dave]

Yo momma so fat she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her!

[rubbersidedown]

Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"