DaJudge
January 23rd, 2008, 09:49 PM
A crusty Navy Captain retires & becomes a farmer in Georgia.
He dies after several years later & finds himself in Hell. When
he gets there it's 95? with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's
kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks,
"Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?"
The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south
Georgia. I like it."
Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100? and 95%
humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day
on the farm. Not bad at all."
Furious, Satan turns it up to 105?and 99% humidity. Everyone
is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still
laying there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the
farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better."
In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25?F.
Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon
followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the
farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground
for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around
everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to
laugh, jump for joy and scream...
"Navy beat Notre Dame!
Navy beat Notre Dame!
Navy beat Notre Dame!"
He dies after several years later & finds himself in Hell. When
he gets there it's 95? with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's
kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks,
"Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?"
The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in south
Georgia. I like it."
Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100? and 95%
humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day
on the farm. Not bad at all."
Furious, Satan turns it up to 105?and 99% humidity. Everyone
is even more miserable, except the south Georgia farmer still
laying there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the
farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better."
In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25?F.
Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon
followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the
farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground
for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around
everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to
laugh, jump for joy and scream...
"Navy beat Notre Dame!
Navy beat Notre Dame!
Navy beat Notre Dame!"