Stuck in an Elevator

[OFRD_GRL]

(sorry if this is a repost.. did a search and nothing in the last year with the word elevator matched this :flipoff2: )


Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
Double Income, No Kids, Yet.

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker.

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
Double Income, Little Dog Owner.

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash , Iron, F***, Etc."

[Tom N]

True story: I lived in a dorm 1 year and used to climb on top of elevator cars and stick them between the 1st and 2nd floor where there was a huge space between floors. I left 1 guy stuck in the elevator praying for release. I am a little nicer now. :o :)