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CapnCrunch
October 18th, 2007, 05:52 PM
AP/Reuters 10.8.2007; For Immediate Release

BREAKING NEWS?
Denver Broncos football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mike Shanahan immediately suspended practice while Denver City Police and Federal Investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, DPD and FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Wild Hare
October 18th, 2007, 05:53 PM
funny funny ha ha!

ColoradoSkier
October 18th, 2007, 06:24 PM
:spit:

rubbersidedown
October 18th, 2007, 06:26 PM
Holy Hanna. . .now that's some funny chit right there, I dont care who you are!!!

HollywoodCTS
October 19th, 2007, 01:32 AM
I thought it was gonna say something about travis henry snorting it all and taking care of the problem himself. The above is funnier

team D.A.T.A.
October 19th, 2007, 09:38 AM
That never loses its funniness. Oh by the way:


Go STILLERS !!!

DADA_JEEP
October 19th, 2007, 11:51 AM
like the old joke, how do you keep the Bronkos from crashing your party??














































wait for it












































put a goal line at your front door, they don't know how to cross it..... :lmao:

Yota
October 19th, 2007, 12:07 PM
That never loses its funniness. Oh by the way:


Go STILLERS !!!

x2 and :lmao:

jtw2
October 19th, 2007, 01:02 PM
I don't get it.