Caution: This thread will make you....

[CherryokeeXJ]

YAWN!

Just thinking about it is making me yawn. I think yawning is one of the dumbest things the human body does. For a brief three to four second interval, you look like a complete retard. The best comparison I can think of is a venus fly trap. It's one of the only times your mouth is extended to it's largest capacity (is it unrealistic to request that your mind remain out of the gutter for that statement??:flipoff2:). On top of that, they're ridiculously contagious. This evening at krow, one of the troops yawned into the phone, and sure as chit I yawned too. It's also socially uncomfortable for me to do it around a bunch of people. First of all it implies that you're bored. Secondly, it puts fourth the opportunity to inspect one's molars if they fail to cover their mouth. And finally, on occassion, my yawns are occompanied by a "yurp". It's when you yawn, and your throat decides to release air and you inevitably have a small yet projected burp that's amplified by the fact that your mouth is completely open. I realize scientifically this action accompanies your brain's desire for more oxygen, but why can't we just take a deep breath rather than try to inhale all that's within a three foot radius of us? Retarded.:rolleyes:

So...be honest. Did just reading this make you want to YAWN!!??:flipoff2: While writing this I yawned five times.

[Ooompa Loompa]

Made me think about it.......but I didn't :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[CherryokeeXJ]

Made me think about it.......but I didn't :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Then you're weird and un-natural. Possibly even an alien life form.:flipoff2:

[Ooompa Loompa]

I most definately take that as a compliment. I'd be pissed if somebody called me normal.

[Walking Eagle]

Well of course most of us normal people will yawn at 1:30 in the morning. We're tired and should have been sleeping for the past couple of hours.:flipoff2:

[Walking Eagle]

I most definately take that as a compliment. I'd be pissed if somebody called me normal.
The rumor on the streets say you're normal. Now what are you going to do about it? :D

[Ooompa Loompa]

Well of course most of us normal people will yawn at 1:30 in the morning. We're tired and should have been sleeping for the past couple of hours.


I wish.....gotta work for another 15 min

[CherryokeeXJ]

Well of course most of us normal people will yawn at 1:30 in the morning. We're tired and should have been sleeping for the past couple of hours.:flipoff2:

I call BS. I've had three UNsweetened ice teas, and two large cups of coffee. I hadn't yawned once til that dude called and yawned right in my ear. Now I can't seem to stop since I keep talking about it.

*Also...I wasn't anticipating this many hoot owls to be prowling the board. I was assuming this wasn't going to be read until after the sun came up, when everyone SHOULD be awake.:shrug:

[CherryokeeXJ]

I wish.....gotta work for another 15 min

Lucky bass turd. I'm here for another five hours and fifteen minutes.:( :thumbsdown:

[Ooompa Loompa]

The rumor on the streets say you're normal. Now what are you going to do about it? :D

I'm going to run around the streets of Co Springs screaming "The Green Goblins of cheese are coming to steal the tomatos!!!!!!! We must get all the ceiling fans!!!!" Then I shall juggle while standing in the middle of I25.

[Walking Eagle]

I call BS. I've had three UNsweetened ice teas, and two large cups of coffee. I hadn't yawned once til that dude called and yawned right in my ear. Now I can't seem to stop since I keep talking about it.

*Also...I wasn't anticipating this many hoot owls to be prowling the board. I was assuming this wasn't going to be read until after the sun came up, when everyone SHOULD be awake.:shrug:
Maybe it was just coincidence that the guy called and yawned at the same time you were starting to get tired and were going to yawn on your own. :D

[CherryokeeXJ]

I'm going to run around the streets of Co Springs screaming "The Green Goblins of cheese are coming to steal the tomatos!!!!!!! We must get all the ceiling fans!!!!" Then I shall juggle while standing in the middle of I25.

Nope...no good. I did that the other night after a bout with some bad turkey.:shrug:

[Walking Eagle]

I'm going to run around the streets of Co Springs screaming "The Green Goblins of cheese are coming to steal the tomatos!!!!!!! We must get all the ceiling fans!!!!" Then I shall juggle while standing in the middle of I25.
Sounds normal to me. :shrug:

[CherryokeeXJ]

Maybe it was just coincidence that the guy called and yawned at the same time you were starting to get tired and were going to yawn on your own. :D

I prefer my theory. But I suppose (solely to humor you), that your hypothesis could hold some validity.:rolleyes: 3






































:flipoff2:

[Ooompa Loompa]

Screw you both damn it!!!!! I'm crazy, and that's all there is too it.

[CherryokeeXJ]

Screw you both damn it!!!!! I'm crazy, and that's all there is too it.

Most insane people believe themselves to be normal. If you think you're nuts then you're probably OK.:flipoff2:

[CherryokeeXJ]

*yawn*

[Ooompa Loompa]

You do make a very convincing point.

[Walking Eagle]

Most insane people believe themselves to be normal. If you think you're nuts then you're probably OK.:flipoff2:
I have to agree with this analysis.

[Walking Eagle]

*yawn*
Maybe there is something to your theory. The cat was reading the computer screen and just yawned.

[CherryokeeXJ]

Maybe there is something to your theory. The cat was reading the computer screen and just yawned.

I knew it. You don't even have to speak english or be able to read this thread. The "yawn vibes" are being sent out. Brilliant.:D

[CherryokeeXJ]

.....hold up....you said your cat "read" the screen? Little basturd needs to respect your privacy.

*yawn*

[Walking Eagle]

.....hold up....you said your cat "read" the screen? Little basturd needs to respect your privacy.

*yawn*
I did not realize he was standing on the shelf behind me reading over my shoulder until he started to say something, then started yawning.

[CherryokeeXJ]

I did not realize he was standing on the shelf behind me reading over my shoulder until he started to say something, then started yawning.

What was he saying? "Byotch, get in the kitchen and fix me some Friskies!!"

[Walking Eagle]

What was he saying? "Byotch, get in the kitchen and fix me some Friskies!!"
No, he started to say somthing about NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity.

[CherryokeeXJ]

No, he started to say somthing about NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity.

No wonder he yawned.:flipoff2:

[Walking Eagle]

No wonder he yawned.:flipoff2:
Well, I guess we just disproved your theory. Had nothing to do with this thread. :D

[CherryokeeXJ]

Well, I guess we just disproved your theory. Had nothing to do with this thread. :D

Oh....damn you...:tisk:



























:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[Walking Eagle]

Walked right into that one.:D

[Walking Eagle]

Hell, I don't even have a cat.

[CherryokeeXJ]

Hell, I don't even have a cat.

So you made him up so I'd feel sorry for you for having a nosy, boring cat? Ugh....I feel so.....lied to. :shrug: