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Oscar
September 14th, 2007, 12:53 PM
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest's study to inform him of her situation. The priest agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "

"I see," said the priest . "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Camp
September 14th, 2007, 01:37 PM
:spit:

I could see a heated discussion on religion and churches coming out of this :D

Oscar
September 14th, 2007, 01:45 PM
HEHE that why I posted it today.

Camp
September 14th, 2007, 01:56 PM
HEHE that why I posted it today.

The way I see it, your proximity to God must be relavant to the size of your church :D

clemsonkrawler
September 14th, 2007, 02:27 PM
The way I see it, your proximity to God must be relavant to the size of your pastor house:D

Fixxed it for you.

Camp
September 14th, 2007, 02:38 PM
Fixxed it for you.

Can't do the work of the Lord without your followers giving you 30% of their income....

Oscar
September 14th, 2007, 02:39 PM
Yea just look how much god was bought by the Osmands and their donation to the mormans church

Aaron
September 14th, 2007, 02:46 PM
I can't believe that you all are making fun of religion!















































































Without me!!!!!:flipoff2:

Yota
September 14th, 2007, 02:57 PM
:lmao:

They need the money to pay off all the molested kiddies:

http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=7039&d=1189200465

Sound_Man
September 14th, 2007, 03:39 PM
http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=104145 :shrug:

Oscar
September 14th, 2007, 03:55 PM
mine was specific not non denominational

oh why is demon in denominational?