The board is fun - scottycards is gonna get fired for surfing it too much...

[scottycards]

Why, each month, when my monthly Divisional Status Report is due on the 15th, do I end up on this board so much.

I've got a 20+ page report due Monday, and here I sit reading about Polygamy in UT, a vendor who backorders product with unreliable in-stock dates, the whereabouts of Al24, and the "oh so easy to solve" problem in Iraq.

And I enjoy it. :shrug:

You guys are a riot. This board is one of the best I've found. It does have ups and downs, but some days are friggin' priceless.

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! :beer: :beer:

[Cresso]

The mods are jerks, but I like the rest of the people.

[Steve]

:lmao:

Troll mods are the worst. :P

[Camp]

I just wish the mods wouldn't delete posts with no rhyme nor reason and stop playing favorites. Some people post and it gets deleted then, friends of the mods post the same thing and it seems to be OK :mad:



















:flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

Mmmmm Cocktail hour. Agreed on teh board. I have expense reports I need to read over. I need to do a yearly Budget for teh service dept. Backlog of warranty claims to go through...... but yet I sit here and fawk off daily :o

It's like Cocaine, its a hell of a drug. :eek:















Trollin Mods............. :lmao:

[Ooompa Loompa]

This site does definately have one of the best gen chit chat forums I've found........meh, and I guess the wheeling stuff is okay too :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[Camp]

This site does definately have one of the best gen chit chat forums I've found........meh, and I guess the wheeling stuff is okay too :flipoff2: :flipoff2:


You guys actually wheel? I think I did that once.....

[Leon Phelps]

You guys actually wheel? I think I did that once.....

In the early 90's........ Once.

I even have a picture.

Now I have lots of garage art.

[Steve]

Now I have lots of garage art.

See Cresso's subtitle. And Camp hasn't owned anything with 4WD for quite a while now. Who woulda thunk we'd have troll web wheeler mods? :shrug:

:flipoff2:

[Camp]

In the early 90's........ Once.

I even have a picture.

Now I have lots of garage art.

See Cresso's subtitle. And Camp hasn't owned anything with 4WD for quite a while now. Who woulda thunk we'd have troll web wheeler mods? :shrug:

:flipoff2:


I have all these extra parts though and this lowsy carcass with a big hole in it in my way, maybe I should put something together with all this junk :evil:



:flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

I dunno, but apparently I'm in good company :D. Looks like I'm still shooting for a 2009 target date for something with 4WD to actually wheel.

[Leon Phelps]

I have all these extra parts though and this lowsy carcass with a big hole in it in my way, maybe I should put something together with all this junk :evil:



:flipoff2:

Dayum thats one BIG hole :eek:

I figure if I combine all the good, non broken parts of the garage art pieces, I could make one wheelable vehicle. For shits n giggles I'll build it on the Mustang frame. :thumbsup:

[Steve]

For shits n giggles I'll build it on the Mustang frame. :thumbsup:

A Mustang doesn't have a frame. No wonder you don't have something to wheel. :flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

A Mustang doesn't have a frame. No wonder you don't have something to wheel. :flipoff2:

Unibody, same difference :flipoff2:

I just keep goobering plate to it, it will have a frame :flipoff2:

We will call her........ Fawk I dont know what I will call her, but its going to be bitchin. It will be built at a quality that Saul would be pleased with :D

[Steve]

Unibody, same difference :flipoff2:

And you work on cars for a living??? :eek:

:flipoff2:

Just demonstrating the fine qualities of a troll mod today. Now back to work...

[Leon Phelps]

And you work on cars for a living??? :eek:

:flipoff2:

Just demonstrating the fine qualities of a troll mod today. Now back to work...

Isnt it scary tho. Dont ever buy a Infiniti :eek:

[Oscar]

yawn

[Cresso]

See Cresso's subtitle. And Camp hasn't owned anything with 4WD for quite a while now. Who woulda thunk we'd have troll web wheeler mods? :shrug:

:flipoff2:

I drove my FJ40 around town last night. In fact, I even have photographic proof. We don't need to dwell on the fact that I have photographic proof because I was bored out of my mind waiting for the damn thing to cool off. Boiled over after 2 miles. :rolleyes:

http://www.campneato.com/tr2/itlives1a.JPG

[scottycards]

We will call her........

Sally? Mustang Sally?


Mod run? 5 dudes show up, maybe one working vehicle, the rest 2WD? Actually it'd never work, all the mods are busy traveling the country for their jobs......
:lmao: :lmao:

Another instant classic- despite the sticky of "Where did my post go", where it specifically says Do Not post asking where your post went, inevitably there is the "where did my post go" post. Never ceases to crack me up.

[Oscar]

That picture looks really old :flipoff2:

[Camp]

Is that the big motor FJ or one of the other biodegradable FJ's you have?


There's a post about where my thread went?

:flipoff2:

[Cresso]

That picture looks really old :flipoff2:

Damnit! I knew no one would believe me. I should've held up a newspaper for the date or something.

[JKTODD]

Hey everyone. Happy Friday. This thread could turn into another Lunatic Fringe. All we need is Team Toe to start posting pics!:D

[scottycards]

What's the over/under on how long until MP's posts become incomprehensible? He said it's cocktail hour, and I think he's been saving up all week, staying dry.

Break out the Turkey, MP!

Can you slur on the interwebby?

[Leon Phelps]

What's the over/under on how long until MP's posts become incomprehensible? He said it's cocktail hour, and I think he's been saving up all week, staying dry.

Break out the Turkey, MP!

Can you slur on the interwebby?

SSShhhhhh..... I'm still sober, for now :flipoff2: There is a .375 of jack daniels in the bottom drawer of the desk, for the emergency days (like last years blizzard).

[JKTODD]

So who won the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee?

[Leon Phelps]

Damnit! I knew no one would believe me. I should've held up a newspaper for the date or something.

Man I cant even dig up anything post '99 ish that even shows me wheeling ANYTHING, except crawling curbs @ the mall.

[Leon Phelps]

So who won the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee?

Ditka :flipoff2:

[scottycards]

I'm tempted to delete this thread, just so that one of the troll mods (Steve, are you listening) will undelete it, as a show of passive-agressive behavior......and display of a struggle with ongoing control issues.......:flipoff2:

[Dave McDonald]

So who won the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee?

Don't know who won, but the general public looses anytime we wind up discussing drama trumped up between two strung out has-beens.

[JKTODD]

There goes Scotty-getting all psychological on us!:flipoff2:

[Oscar]

Man I cant even dig up anything post '99 ish that even shows me wheeling ANYTHING, except crawling curbs @ the mall.
Here is my first wheeling trip 2002 nobdy told me wheelies were a bad thing

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/curtfluke/4934a.jpg?t=1189797102

[sweater]

That picture looks really old :flipoff2:

That's 'cause it is.

http://www.planetbantz.com/imghost/co4x4/091407cresso_fj.jpg

:flipoff2:

- mike

[Leon Phelps]

I'm tempted to delete this thread, just so that one of the troll mods (Steve, are you listening) will undelete it, as a show of passive-agressive behavior......and display of a struggle with ongoing control issues.......:flipoff2:

Do it, DO IT! :flipoff2:

Peer Pressure is a biatch :lmao:

[Cresso]

That's 'cause it is.

:flipoff2:

- mike

:lmao: Sheesh, I'm gonna have to dig up my gas receipt for proof.

Chad, it's not the big motor FJ.

[scottycards]

Do it, DO IT! :flipoff2:

Peer Pressure is a biatch :lmao:

Last time I succumbed to peer pressure, I ended up with quite a habit, and it wasn't a healthy one, if you know what I mean.

Threats are way more fun than actually doing something, anyway. The terrorists taught me that........:flipoff2:

[Camp]

Chad, it's not the big motor FJ.

Dang it, I was hoping that monster was on the road :bounce:


I dare you to delete this thread. My "undelete" key is itching to get used today :flipoff2:

[scottycards]

I dare you to delete this thread. My "undelete" key is itching to get used today :flipoff2:

I think you hit me with the undelete key some time back, and I lost that battle...........I'm skeerd!

[Swat]

Fun, fun, fun till your employer take your internet away yay yay.

[Cresso]

I think you hit me with the undelete key some time back, and I lost that battle...........I'm skeerd!

whoa, gutsy move with the title change there.

[Ooompa Loompa]

lol, I like the title change!!!

[Clint]

I drove my FJ40 around town last night. In fact, I even have photographic proof. We don't need to dwell on the fact that I have photographic proof because I was bored out of my mind waiting for the damn thing to cool off. Boiled over after 2 miles. :rolleyes:



Rolling it off the trailer to take a pic at the gas station does NOT count :flipoff2:

[Clint]

I'm tempted to delete this thread, just so that one of the troll mods (Steve, are you listening) will undelete it, as a show of passive-agressive behavior......and display of a struggle with ongoing control issues.......:flipoff2:

Delete it, then start another really vague thread about this one and beg that it doesnt get deleted. :D

[ColoradoXJ]

I smell a new WORHTLESS THREAD!!!


hip hip fawkin hooray!!! :P

[scottycards]

whoa, gutsy move with the title change there.

Funny guy, you are. Ha. Ha.

Go ahead, get me ban'd.........:flipoff2:

[89minitruck]

You guys actually wheel? I think I did that once.....

What is this wheeln you speak of, whiteman??:stirpot:

[scottycards]

Still on page one of my report. Secretary just came by to ask if I was having fun writing it, since she saw me sitting here smiling.

BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

[oleblue]

title changed,, Dont think some mod will want to "undelete" it like that :D

[oleblue]

Still on page one of my report. Secretary just came by to ask if I was having fun writing it, since she saw me sitting here smiling.

BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

with statments like HAWT, you asked for it: :D:

:worthless:

[Camp]

I think you hit me with the undelete key some time back, and I lost that battle...........I'm skeerd!


Really? I didn't think I had ever got into it with you :shrug: Oh well, I guess is shows how much we pay attention to who does what. People think we hold grudges all the time. That would take me giving a crap to do that :D

[rch]

There's so much repressed tension in this thread, its going to explode!:D

[Ooompa Loompa]

Still on page one of my report. Secretary just came by to ask if I was having fun writing it, since she saw me sitting here smiling.

BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

:worthless:

C'mon man, don't hold out on us.

[Camp]

whoa, gutsy move with the title change there.


Too bad the thread starter can't change the title :flipoff2:

[Cresso]

BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

This thread is about providing photographic proof. Please stick with the theme here.

[scottycards]

Really? I didn't think I had ever got into it with you :shrug: Oh well, I guess is shows how much we pay attention to who does what. People think we hold grudges all the time. That would take me giving a crap to do that :D

Actually, maybe it wasn't you. You mods are all pretty much the same, all high and mighty.........so I can't tell the difference. :D

[Cresso]

Too bad the thread starter can't change the title :flipoff2:

Oh my god! He hacked the website!

:D

[Oscar]

Yea they are kind of like the catholic church huh

[Ooompa Loompa]

This thread is about providing photographic proof. Please stick with the theme here.

http://i2.tinypic.com/r19z6o.jpg

[scottycards]

There will be no photos, and there will be no subsequent HR issue that I will then have to respond to.

Me likey me jobby. Keeping it that way........

[Steve]

I drove my FJ40 around town last night. In fact, I even have photographic proof.

And I went wheeling in Bristol, TN and have photographic proof too. VERY nice photochop tho Doug. :flipoff2:

Mod run? 5 dudes show up, maybe one working vehicle, the rest 2WD? Actually it'd never work, all the mods are busy traveling the country for their jobs......
:lmao: :lmao:

Hey, but if I'm in town I'll drive over the first rock and declare victory - unless I break it bad at HD tomorrow. :spit:

[ColoradoXJ]

BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

um... yeah. in case you missed it,

:worthless:

:flipoff2:

edit: dammit. :(

[Ooompa Loompa]

There will be no photos, and there will be no subsequent HR issue that I will then have to respond to.

Me likey me jobby. Keeping it that way........

Oh come on!!! Just one quick pic with the camera phone....

[Camp]

And I went wheeling in Bristol, TN and have photographic proof too. VERY nice photochop tho Doug. :flipoff2:



Hey, but if I'm in town I'll drive over the first rock and declare victory - unless I break it bad at HD tomorrow. :spit:


Yeah, those parking blocks in Home Depot can be visious.....




:flipoff2:

[scottycards]

Now you're cursed. Never say break before a run, and never say crash before a race.

2nd time in a week I've had to tell someone that. You're excused only because you were in Mexico, diving beyond the recommended depth limits of recreational sport diving........:tisk:

[Leon Phelps]

Damn Scotty..... you know how to get it so were wadin in knee high shit :flipoff2:

[Steve]

BTW scottycards it was Scott you got in the delete/undelete war with, not Camp. Keep your high-n-mighty, holier than thou mods straight, will ya? :P

[scottycards]

What's this WE chit, Kemosabe?

WE, as in ME, is on teh strait and narrow..........a regular altar boy. Oh, bad example..........

[sweater]

Me likey me jobby. Keeping it that way........

Ah, and I need a new one. You guys hiring? :D

- mike

[Steve]

Yeah, those parking blocks in Home Depot can be visious.....




:flipoff2:

It was a Lowe's. Here's proof: (and I'll have you know I performed this maneuver without rolling or any noticeable body damage) :D

http://www.puretechnology.net/bristol/bristol050.jpg

[scottycards]

Ah, and I need a new one. You guys hiring? :D

- mike

Somehow you don't come across as the commercial steel selling type of guy, but I'll ask around. I could use someone to carpool from Erie with.......

What do you do? Skillz?

[Leon Phelps]

What's this WE chit, Kemosabe?

WE, as in ME, is on teh strait and narrow..........a regular altar boy. Oh, bad example..........

Your going to HELL. Shall I pick you up for the ride, or you pick me up :flipoff2:

[Oscar]

That picture looks really old :flipoff2:

[ColoradoXJ]

there was a lot of HHHHAAAAWWWTTT frickin talent :drool: at tha bar last night... but i cannot take pitchurs of da wimminz customers or i lose da job. :(

[ColoradoXJ]

It was a Lowe's. Here's proof: (and I'll have you know I performed this maneuver without rolling or any noticeable body damage) :D



omg... you're off trail!!! :flipoff2:

[Clint]

It was a Lowe's. Here's proof: (and I'll have you know I performed this maneuver without rolling or any noticeable body damage) :D

http://www.puretechnology.net/bristol/bristol050.jpg


mmmmm hardcore.....That was the biggest hill in TN :)

I bet AJ would be THRILLED to be wheelin like that right about now :flipoff2:

Hmmm, Mod linking to MY server for a pic....hmmmmmm......off to find funny pic....

[scottycards]

Your going to HELL. Shall I pick you up for the ride, or you pick me up :flipoff2:

Sorry, dude. I jumped out of that way-too-fast-moving taxi over a year ago.

Left sitting on the side of the "high"-way to hell, and very glad about it.

[Camp]

It was a Lowe's. Here's proof: (and I'll have you know I performed this maneuver without rolling or any noticeable body damage) :D



You admit to driving a minivan :flipoff2:




:spit:

[Big Dave]

Hey everyone. Happy Friday. This thread could turn into another Lunatic Fringe. All we need is Team Toe to start posting pics!:D


There's always their male counterparts!

http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wigger/165416547_8066ac4b67.jpg (http://www.roflwigger.com)

[Leon Phelps]

Sorry, dude. I jumped out of that way-too-fast-moving taxi over a year ago.

Left sitting on the side of the "high"-way to hell, and very glad about it.

I punched my ticket years ago..... just biding time :flipoff2: :D :beer:

[sweater]

Somehow you don't come across as the commercial steel selling type of guy, but I'll ask around. I could use someone to carpool from Erie with.......

What do you do? Skillz?

...sorta kidding. It would depend on the... ahem... working environment. I could definitely look forward to becoming an company liability in the HR front if it's worth it.

I'm an IT manager in my day job, FWIW.

- mike

PS - I just re-read this? I met my fianc? through work. I see a pattern developing... :D

[Steve]

Hmmm, Mod linking to MY server for a pic....hmmmmmm......off to find funny pic....

It'll also change the trip report. And I should remind you that mods ALWAYS get the last laugh here - by definition. :evil:

[Steve]

You admit to driving a minivan :flipoff2:




:spit:

I wanted to rent a Hummer but the Knoxville airport Hertz doesn't have any. :shrug:

[scottycards]

...sorta kidding. It would depend on the... ahem... working environment. I could definitely look forward to becoming an company liability in the HR front if it's worth it.

I'm an IT manager in my day job, FWIW.

- mike

PS - I just re-read this? I met my fianc? through work. I see a pattern developing... :D

The president of our company does not even have a computer on his desk. You'd be bored.

And you'd never make it to your wedding day. Our customer service team rates about an 8.5 tackle-to-tackle, across the board.

If I were still single, this place would be an excellent place to prospect.......

[Leon Phelps]

Jesus Scotty, I need to come work there!!! Get me outta this sausage festival called work!

[Clint]

It'll also change the trip report. And I should remind you that mods ALWAYS get the last laugh here - by definition. :evil:

Always held down by the man.....:rolleyes:



:flipoff2:

[Steve]

Always held down by the man.....:rolleyes:



:flipoff2:

Gotta hate The Man. :)

[Clint]

Gotta hate The Man. :)

Help help! Im being repressed! :D

[scottycards]

...
I'm an IT manager in my day job, FWIW.

:D

Male prostitute by night?

[sweater]

Our "customer service team" rates about an 8.5 tackle-to-tackle, across the board.

OK - not posting pics has now become possibly the biggest c**ktease maneuver I've seen 'round here to date.

- mike

PS - :flipoff2:

[OrangeCrush]

I dunno, but apparently I'm in good company :D. Looks like I'm still shooting for a 2009 target date for something with 4WD to actually wheel.

EAGLE!

[scottycards]

I wanted to rent a Hummer but the Knoxville airport Hertz doesn't have any. :shrug:

East Colfax. You can "rent a hummer" for about 20 bucks or so.

[ColoradoXJ]

scotty... your company got a website? like a website with staff profiles? :evil:

[scottycards]

OK - not posting pics has now become possibly the biggest c**ktease maneuver I've seen 'round here to date.

- mike

PS - :flipoff2:

"OK, girls, I need you all to line up so that I can take a photo of you and post it on the interweb so that my 4 wheelin' (or so they call themselves) buddies can ogle you and make sexist remarks"

What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?

[Leon Phelps]

Help help! Im being repressed! :D

The oppression of the man needs to end my fellow white bread brotha :eek: :D :beer:

Please dont kill me!

[scottycards]

Steve-
Your passenger seat full on the HC run?

[Leon Phelps]

"OK, girls, I need you all to line up so that I can take a photo of you and post it on the interweb so that my 4 wheelin' (or so they call themselves) buddies can ogle you and make sexist remarks"

What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?

EVERYTHING. Roll with it :thumbsup:

[jeeplvr79]

What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?

Maybe some of them are single and looking you never know... plus you could always say I said something then it would be considered sexist, right... ;)

[Sound_Man]

didn't one of the mods here without a 4x4 get a 2 wheeled thingy with a big motor that makes lotsa noise?

[scottycards]

Next time they schedule an FAC, I'll post it up- then the feeding frenzy can begin.

What bar you work at Colorado XJ?

[ColoradoXJ]

didn't one of the mods here without a 4x4 get a 2 wheeled thingy with a big motor that makes lotsa noise?



http://www.colorado4x4.org/gallery/files/1/3/1/1/IMG_3530.JPG

I'll take the 'Stang, thanks. Actually, it's sitting in the garage right now, it's the wife's. :D


its a 2wd thingy... or are you thinkin of camps ducati?

[ColoradoXJ]

Next time they schedule an FAC, I'll post it up- then the feeding frenzy can begin.

What bar you work at Colorado XJ?

college inn, off 8th and colorado

nora, how many times you gonna change your avatar? :flipoff2:

[sweater]

EVERYTHING. Roll with it :thumbsup:

If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

:beer:

- mike

[scottycards]

its a 2wd thingy...

A 2wd thingy, and not only short on 2 of the wheels getting power, but it's also lacking 2 cylinders, IIRC.

Vettes like to eat horsemeat. Too much rice gives us indigestion........

[sweater]

didn't one of the mods here without a 4x4 get a 2 wheeled thingy with a big motor that makes lotsa noise?

...and then wrecked it (http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=104299)?

(glad you walked away, Camp)

- mike

[Ooompa Loompa]

The title of this thread keeps getting longer

[ColoradoXJ]

A 2wd thingy, and not only short on 2 of the wheels getting power, but it's also lacking 2 cylinders, IIRC.

Vettes like to eat horsemeat. Too much rice gives us indigestion........

okay, so this has all 4 wheels getting power, and IIRC, 12 cylinders... :drool: i think it wins the 'sweet car contest'

http://i6.tinypic.com/2wd4sav.jpg

[rch]

Add on the title "and it was MP's birthday this week" haha

"And its cold outside."

:D

[Sound_Man]

its a 2wd thingy... or are you thinkin of camps ducati?


:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Campin on a bike :flipoff2:

[Sound_Man]

...and then wrecked it (http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=104299)?

(glad you walked away, Camp)

- mike

I missed this!! :eek:

Glad you are okay!

[scottycards]

okay, so this has all 4 wheels getting power, and IIRC, 12 cylinders... :drool: i think it wins the 'sweet car contest'

http://i6.tinypic.com/2wd4sav.jpg

Yes, it wins. But the blonde is :barf:

What's up with dat?

[Ooompa Loompa]

Yes, it wins. But the blonde is :barf:

What's up with dat?

Meh, I bet Rex would hit it. :D

[scottycards]

Meh, I bet Rex would hit it. :D

That goes without saying.

[ColoradoXJ]

there's a blonde? i just noticed the brunette standing at tha back :drool:

[Budman]

I drove my FJ40 around town last night. In fact, I even have photographic proof. We don't need to dwell on the fact that I have photographic proof because I was bored out of my mind waiting for the damn thing to cool off. Boiled over after 2 miles. :rolleyes:

http://www.campneato.com/tr2/itlives1a.JPG

CHOPPED!!!!

[Steve]

Steve-
Your passenger seat full on the HC run?

Yep, Kathy's coming with me. There will be others open. Or, here's a novel idea, bring your Jeep up and wheel it with us. :shrug:

[Bauer]

I just wanted to post in this thread. :flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

That goes without saying.

Unless Rex is switch hitting. :shrug:

[Budman]

:drool: :drool: :drool:
BTW- she's friggin' SMOKIN' HAWT. About 23 years old, and a bod that won't quit.

[ColoradoXJ]

I just wanted to post in this thread. :flipoff2:

:PostWhore: :PostWhore: :PostWhore:

[Steve]

A 2wd thingy, and not only short on 2 of the wheels getting power, but it's also lacking 2 cylinders, IIRC.

Vettes like to eat horsemeat. Too much rice gives us indigestion........

:blah: :blah: :blah:

I clearly stated in the post with the pic that's Kathy's car, not mine, and that she does let me drive it occasionally. :shrug: The supercharger that'll go on it as soon as it's out of warranty will make up for the missing cylinders. :evil:

[Bauer]

You shut it... :troll:


Edit that was for CoXJ.. Not you Steve.. Wouldn't want da man comin down on poor little me..

[Leon Phelps]

Lunarticks, fawkin RELAX.

Jesus I want a 23yr old with a hot bod. I'll give her all my moneies, like thats gonna amount to a whole lot :P

[Leon Phelps]

:blah: :blah: :blah: I clearly stated in the post with the pic that's Kathy's car, not mine, and that she does let me drive it occasionally. :shrug: The supercharged that'll go on it as soon as it's out of warranty will make up for the missing cylinders. :evil:

straight to the balls, nice retort :thumbsup: :beer:

[ColoradoXJ]

You shut it... :troll:


Edit that was for CoXJ.. Not you Steve.. Wouldn't want da man comin down on poor little me..

whatever. i ain't skerred of you... just the mods :flipoff2:

[Dave McDonald]

whatever. i ain't skerred of you... just the mods :flipoff2:

Pffft.... real men ain't afraid of mods.

[Bauer]

whatever. i ain't skerred of you... just the mods :flipoff2:


Not much scares you.. :D


http://lh5.google.com/thenimirra/Rs_SPNKpZJI/AAAAAAAAGrk/RiIHFdMvThc/s144/IMG_0258.JPG

[Oscar]

didn't one of the mods here without a 4x4 get a 2 wheeled thingy with a big motor that makes lotsa noise?THat he crashed and probly still doesn't understand that it was gravities fault

[ColoradoXJ]

dave, please don't tell me you've lost the knowledge of the :flipoff2: being a sarcastic notation within the intensely deep conversation to be had here on colo4x4, chit chat edition... your other voices will be sad.

[Oscar]

Not much scares you.. :D


http://lh5.google.com/thenimirra/Rs_SPNKpZJI/AAAAAAAAGrk/RiIHFdMvThc/s144/IMG_0258.JPG
He scerred of little spiders

[ColoradoXJ]

Not much scares you.. :D


http://lh5.google.com/thenimirra/Rs_SPNKpZJI/AAAAAAAAGrk/RiIHFdMvThc/s144/IMG_0258.JPG

hell no. even the wrath of hurricane girlfriend didn't scare me away from team toe :P

[scottycards]

Lunarticks, fawkin RELAX.

Jesus I want a 23yr old with a hot bod. I'll give her all my moneies, like thats gonna amount to a whole lot :P

What are you, a rookie? Let me give you a refresher course, (can't say the word, "boy" here, can I?).

Back of the Westword. Look under "Adult Services".

At least that's what I've heard..............;)

She'll be 23, she'll "party" with you, she'll take your money, and you'll be smiling. :thumbsup:

[Leon Phelps]

hell no. even the wrath of hurricane girlfriend didn't scare me away from team toe :P

Your so damned full of it. Poop dribbles out of your mouth when you talk. :flipoff2:

[Leon Phelps]

What are you, a rookie? Let me give you a refresher course, (can't say the word, "boy" here, can I?).

Back of the Westword. Look under "Adult Services".

At least that's what I've heard..............;)

She'll be 23, she'll "party" with you, she'll take your money, and you'll be smiling. :thumbsup:

Hell a refresher may be needed. Pray the piping hasnt frozen up :thumbsup:

[Bauer]

Your so damned full of it. Poop dribbles out of your mouth when you talk. :flipoff2:

:spit:

Funnay

[scottycards]

Hell a refresher may be needed. Pray the piping hasnt frozen up :thumbsup:

Those girls are quite talented at thawing any frozen pipe(ing).

Now you've got me reflecting on my wilder days.

Still glad I got out of that fast lane, tho. But DAMN, it was fun........

[Leon Phelps]

I bet they are....... Dont need a rememberance of a nite that will go for a lifetime though.

Rather just get trashed and meet them @ the bar :P

[ColoradoXJ]

Your so damned full of it. Poop dribbles out of your mouth when you talk. :flipoff2:


and your point is...? :D

[Bauer]

hell no. even the wrath of hurricane girlfriend didn't scare me away from team toe :P


Still a hurricane or has she been down graded to a tropical storm.. ???

[Bauer]

and your point is...? :D

Sounds to me like he hasn't pointed at anything for quite sometime..

[Leon Phelps]

Sounds to me like he hasn't pointed at anything for quite sometime..

LMFAO :o

Still shocked you have a gurlfriend, seriously :eek: :flipoff2:

[ColoradoXJ]

Still a hurricane or has she been down graded to a tropical storm.. ???

more like a gentle tropical breeze... it's amazing what actually listening will do :P (not to mention the fact i took her and her parents out for dinner and :beer: the other night)

LMFAO :o

Still shocked you have a gurlfriend, seriously :eek: :flipoff2:

you and me both :thumbsup:

[Bauer]

more like a gentle tropical breeze... it's amazing what actually listening will do :P (not to mention the fact i took her and her parents out for dinner and :beer: the other night):


I'm unaware of this listening thing you speak of.

[Swat]

Friday afernoon in La Hunta sucks! But I'm glad to read the drivel here...........errr I mean high brow conversation.

23 year old, trouble! Besides,..... my 40 year old is just now peaking sexually.

[rch]

Still in the dog house... yesssh

[ColoradoXJ]

I'm unaware of this listening thing you speak of.

i was too. apparently it is this thing women have to smack into you. luckily, my 'listening unit' malfunctions all the time, leaving me to do things such as drink, drink heavily, and own a jeep

[Oscar]

rookies its called selective deafnesses. You appear to e listening but you are actually thinking about beer brawds and boobs

[Bauer]

i was too. apparently it is this thing women have to smack into you. luckily, my 'listening unit' malfunctions all the time, leaving me to do things such as drink, drink heavily, and own a jeep

I'll be darned.. Ya know I think wifey said something the other day.... Not sure what it was though. Kinda sounded like trucking gashole... ?? I just figured the spolder needed some fuel? :shrug:

[ColoradoXJ]

she probably said 'plucking funhole' which should equal fun for you :D

[Bauer]

Damn... Maybe I should try this listening thing out and see what happens.

[cheftyler]

This is just funnay :D

[cheftyler]

Damn... Maybe I should try this listening thing out and see what happens.

It's overrated :D

[ColoradoXJ]

it's only advantageous if you can screen through the 99% B.S. and get what she's ranting about, while not losing track of the game yer watchin or bolt yer tryin to get back into place.

[TwoDogs]

HEY!! Is this REALLY needed???? :flipoff2:

[Ooompa Loompa]

This is getting good :popcorn:

[ColoradoXJ]

i'm bored. :D

[Budman]

i'm bored. :D

me too

[Jake_Blues]

I drove my FJ40 around town last night. In fact, I even have photographic proof. We don't need to dwell on the fact that I have photographic proof because I was bored out of my mind waiting for the damn thing to cool off. Boiled over after 2 miles. :rolleyes:

http://omgwtf.kicks-ass.org/Images/itlives1a.jpg

Will you guys stop picking on this guy? This is obviously a real photograph, taken in the very near past. How can you doubt proof like this?

-E

[Bauer]

Ha... Nice..

lolrz

[ColoradoXJ]

oh no. :lmao:

[Budman]

nice jake

[Steve]

Will you guys stop picking on this guy? This is obviously a real photograph, taken in the very near past. How can you doubt proof like this?

-E

That is awesome! :hail:

[jeeplvr79]

photochop some wagon wheels on the FJ and that'd be a classic!

[Ooompa Loompa]

That's some fine photochopping

[ColoradoXJ]

photochop some wagon wheels on the FJ and that'd be a classic!

too obvious... but if he could change the safeway sign to be more of an old, burned-wood sign, then it'd be golden :D

[cheftyler]

Will you guys stop picking on this guy? This is obviously a real photograph, taken in the very near past. How can you doubt proof like this?

-E

Nice chop :D

[Jake_Blues]

photochop some wagon wheels on the FJ and that'd be a classic!

I'm bored at work, but not that bored. That would take serious effort.

-E

[Bauer]

too obvious... but if he could change the safeway sign to be more of an old, burned-wood sign, then it'd be golden :D


He needs to put a pic of Steve as a kid ridin one of those high wheel bicycles :D

[Steve]

He needs to put a pic of Steve as a kid ridin one of those high wheel bicycles :D

Those were before my time. :P

And now it's time to go hook up the trailer, load the Bronco on it and head to HC as soon as the wife gets home from work. :thumbsup:

[ColoradoXJ]

have fun. :thumbsup:


sidenote: i've ridden one of those bikes, and dammit if they aren't a trick to get OFF of...

[scottycards]

I'm thinking it's quittin' time as well.

Thanks for leaving me with a full report to write on Monday. I got through page one. Good thing it's not due till end of day. Scotty's office door will be closed on Mon and the keyboard will be smoking.

Yikes..............

[ColoradoXJ]

double chitty. i guess i at least feel better that it is not just me that ditches all responsibility for colo4x4

[JKTODD]

So will this thread be renamed on Monday?

[Bauer]

i've ridden one of those bikes, and dammit if they aren't a trick to get OFF of...

I bet... Looks like one wrong move and you could bust up your pointer.

[ColoradoXJ]

yeah. easily. what was even funnier is the first time i came to a stop, i fell over and landed on the trunk of this really nice audi. :eek:

[Bauer]

HAHHAHAHAA>. Pics?

[ColoradoXJ]

it was 10 years ago... but i wish i had pics of that thing. it was hilarious

[Leon Phelps]

I'm thinking it's quittin' time as well.

Thanks for leaving me with a full report to write on Monday. I got through page one. Good thing it's not due till end of day. Scotty's office door will be closed on Mon and the keyboard will be smoking.

Yikes..............

X2. I'm fawked on Warranty claims that are due on Sept 15th. :P I'll do late claims on monday :shrug:

[Budman]

X2. I'm fawked on Warranty claims that are due on Sept 15th. :P I'll do late claims on monday :shrug:

Who cares it's friday!!!

[Oscar]

welcome to my never ending monday

[rch]

But its saturday?

[oleblue]

and I wish it was never ending Saturday.

[rch]

This thread only lasted one day

[DADA_JEEP]

it's still going, just not as funnay`

[Steve]

So will this thread be renamed on Monday?

Nope, Saturday. ;)

[Ooompa Loompa]

Nope, Saturday. ;)

Damn mods!!! :rant: :rant: :rant: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[creepycrawler]

Stupid Mod useless thred.... They think it's so cool just because they are mods.



:flipoff2:

[Ooompa Loompa]

Stupid Mod useless thred.... They think it's so cool just because they are mods.



:flipoff2:


And one of them actually went wheeling today, so he thinks he's better then us web wheelers. :flipoff2:

[Bauer]

Nope, Saturday. ;)



Wait a tic... Thought you were on HC?

[scottycards]

Wait a tic... Thought you were on HC?

We were. It was :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: . :D :D :D

Long day driving from Denver (left at 5AM), on the trail before 9AM, got home around 7:30 or so. I think it's the first time in 3 years of marriage that I went to bed after my wife. She was pooped!

[Leon Phelps]

Hookers & Blow.





















That is all :flipoff2:

[rch]

Screw driver to wake you up... then.... Hookers and Blow....

[Ooompa Loompa]

Hookers & Blow.



Would you like fries with that?

[Leon Phelps]

No, but I'll take bacon & some Ribs.

[Cresso]

And one of them actually went wheeling today, so he thinks he's better then us web wheelers. :flipoff2:

Just got back from 'wheeling myself. And yea, that does indeed make us better than the web wheelers. :flipoff2:

[Ooompa Loompa]

Just got back from 'wheeling myself. And yea, that does indeed make us better than the web wheelers. :flipoff2:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!! Overthrow the holier then thou mods!!!! :flipoff2:

[Oscar]

I feel down troden

[Eric]

Just got back from 'wheeling myself.

:bs:

[ColoradoXJ]

Just got back from 'wheeling myself. And yea, that does indeed make us better than the web wheelers. :flipoff2:

:worthless:


i didn't wheel this weekend. probably won't wheel next weekend either. maybe in april... :P

[jeeplvr79]

How'd the anniversary go for ya justin? Do anything special?

[ColoradoXJ]

i worked from 11am to 6pm, she worked from 9am to 7pm... so we went and got a couple :beer: and food, then went to bed. tonight i think we're gonna cab it down to the rio and have a nicer dinner and better drinks :drunk2:

[Cresso]

:bs:

Sevenmile on Saturday with friends. Driving a stock TJ. Chili, Moroccan stew and chunks of lamb for dinner, Rolo-stuffed marshmallows roasted over an open fire for dessert (S'mores suck compared to these. give it a try). Omelets for breakfast. I love camping.

[scottycards]

I'm on page 7 of 24 of my report. Quit distracting me!!!!!!!

[oleblue]

Okay everybody... Sshhhhhhhhhhhh...

scottycards needs to werk..



Yea right, WAKE UP :D

[scottycards]

HC was much more fun than this friggin' report. Actually, Chinese water torture would be more fun...........

<Alt-Tab> back over to Word.........

[Budman]

Hey Scotty...




































































Imagine how much farther you would be on your report if I had not posted this...

[Dave McDonald]

HC was much more fun than this friggin' report. Actually, Chinese water torture would be more fun...........

<Alt-Tab> back over to Word.........


Just don't think about bewbies. It'll ruin your train of thought all day if you start thinking about cute responsive bewbies.


So don't think about bewbies.... 'K?


No bewbies.

[scottycards]

Just don't think about bewbies. It'll ruin your train of thought all day if you start thinking about cute responsive bewbies.


So don't think about bewbies.... 'K?


No bewbies.

The super hawt 18 y/o at the place I had lunch didn't help, either. Bending over, all over the place, with one of those tank tops on. Me and my co-worker could hardly focus on our lunch. We both just sat there in silence, taking turns looking at each other, then at this chick........

Christ between the bewbies and this board, I'm going to be on welfare come tomorrow........

[JKTODD]

Just don't think about bewbies. It'll ruin your train of thought all day if you start thinking about cute responsive bewbies.


So don't think about bewbies.... 'K?


No bewbies.

Don't think about your Vette. Or bewbies. Or bewbies on your Vette. MMMMmm bewbies on the hood of a Vette.:drool:

[Budman]

I thought I was bad, but you guys are terrible!!!


I love it.

[Dave McDonald]

Don't think about your Vette. Or bewbies. Or bewbies on your Vette. MMMMmm bewbies on the hood of a Vette.:drool:

Bewbies in the seat next to you in the vette.

and a short skirt.


Nope, don't wanna think about that.

A really really short skirt.

[scottycards]

Page 11. This report is going to be the best ever, if it ever gets done, that is.

[jtw2]

Bewbers....:drool:

[jtw2]

oh crap, did I distract you by posting that?

[jtw2]

:flipoff2:

[jeeplvr79]

Page 11. This report is going to be the best ever, if it ever gets done, that is.


you're the one that started this post, so you have no one else to blame for your distractions :flipoff2:

[Oscar]

by the way is it a TPS report?

[scottycards]

by the way is it a TPS report?

Dude, it's such a TPS report, you wouldn't believe it. Complete and total BS. Well, not really, it's my monthly update, for every aspect of our division. Competitors, market assessment, product, shipping and deliveries, production issues (we're selling more than we can produce, so issues there), account review, marketing and promotion strategy, blah, blah, blah.

I must say, it's shaping up nicely. I call it the "Sunshine Report", because it goes to the Board of Directors, and they don't really like to hear anything but sunshine, (you know how that goes). My boss frowns when I call it that, because it's my "Operating Plan", not "Sunshine Report"........:rolleyes:

Oh, and I know it's my fault it's late. The other guys who have to do them, start like a week early.............meh. They need other distractions in their lives.......like making sales. :lmao: :lmao:

[Dave McDonald]

I call it the "Sunshine Report"

Sunshine on bewbies.


Nope, don't picture that - keep your mind on, ummmmmmmmmm what is it we're trying to distract you f....


bewbies. :drool:

[scottycards]

Ha Ha Ha. You guys are a regular comedy show, with your revised titles of threads. :flipoff2:

I hope you're standing behind me at King Soopers when I'm buying cigs with my welfare check.........

I'm not laughing, but I'm on page 23. I think I hit about 80 wpm typing, when I have to.......

[Oscar]

mmmmm TPS bewbers

[Leon Phelps]

Whores!

[Oscar]

Made it to Vegas huh?

[Leon Phelps]

Stuck in traffic outside of Cedar City, UT.

[Oscar]

well unload and do some wheeling

[Steve]

Ha Ha Ha. You guys are a regular comedy show, with your revised titles of threads. :flipoff2:

:shrug:

[jtw2]

[john denver] Sunshine, on the bewbers, makes me happyyyyyyyy[/john denver]

[scottycards]

Done. :flipoff2:

I'm now off to Google Images and I'm going to type in "USC Cheerleaders".......:drool: :drool: :drool:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/scottycards/USCCheerleaders-1.jpg

[Steve]

[john denver] Sunshine, on the bewbers, makes me happyyyyyyyy[/john denver]

FAWK! I'm gonna have that stuck in my brain all evening at the business dinner I have to sit through in Atlanta in a while. You bastard!!! :flipoff2:

[Oscar]

mmmm college bewbers in white sweaters :drool:

[Leon Phelps]

cant do pictars on the sidekick, but has scotty posted up cheerleaders yet?

[scottycards]

Yes, it's posted, and I "enhanced" the size (of the photo)- most of the 'leaders look like they've already been "enhanced".

[Oscar]

man MP you are missing out

[Leon Phelps]

Jesus lives then Hallejeuha Scotty.

[sweater]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/scottycards/USCCheerleaders-1.jpg

Oh.

Dear.

God.

I'm heading home early.

Wow.

- mike

[Oscar]

hubba hubba

[Oscar]

http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/2007squad.jpg

[scottycards]

I figured Sweater would appreciate the photo. He shows a deep appreciation for the female form.

That reminds me, I need to check NSFW, haven't been over there in a while.

[sweater]

http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/2007squad.jpg

New laptop background in 5...4....3......2........1.............

:beer:

- mike

[scottycards]

This poor USC Cheerleader must have pulled a hammy or something. Poor girl, hope she's alright......

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/scottycards/USC-Cheerleaderlegtape.jpg

[Leon Phelps]

Damn I bet I'm missing something. I will pull out the Laptop when I get to Mesquite.

[sweater]

That reminds me, I need to check NSFW, haven't been over there in a while.

Don't.

My membership lapsed.

Upped it like an hour ago or something... :D

- mike

[Oscar]

I wanna be a trainer :drool:

[scottycards]

Damn I bet I'm missing something. I will pull out the Laptop when I get to Mesquite.

Screw Mesquite, go another 80 miles, and exit at Sahara. Cheetah's is right at the bottom of the exit.


'Least that's what I've heard..........:shrug: God, I love Cheetah's in Vegas. I could die there a happy man.

[sweater]

I figured Sweater would appreciate the photo.

Oh, and you gotta love open webserver directory listings:

"The Squad" over at the USC site (http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/)

:thumbsup:

- mike

[Oscar]

2002 was kind of ugly

[scottycards]

Oh, and you gotta love open webserver directory listings:

"The Squad" over at the USC site (http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/)

:thumbsup:

- mike

You have skills, Sweater. :thumbsup:

[jtw2]

Oh, and you gotta love open webserver directory listings:

"The Squad" over at the USC site (http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/)

:thumbsup:

- mike

well now, that's gonna help kill some time today! :drool:

[Bauer]

2002 was kind of ugly


They have faces? I'll be darned.. I'll hafta go look again..

[Jake_Blues]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/scottycards/USC-Cheerleaderlegtape.jpg

I'm in the wrong profession. How do I get *that* guy's job?

-E

[JKTODD]

Almost out of here for the day...come on six!!!