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scottycards
September 12th, 2007, 07:00 AM
Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong...
Posted by: Powrd1.8T on 2003-03-19 16:27:03
Account #: 53045



Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

scottycards
September 12th, 2007, 07:02 AM
The photos to back it up, and the whole thread:

Photos: http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/users/53045.phtml

Thread: http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml

Those crazy Audi guys...........:D :D :D

cheftyler
September 12th, 2007, 10:01 AM
Maybe it's because I don't have an account there, but that forum gives me a headache to try and read.

scottycards
September 12th, 2007, 10:26 AM
I cross posted it from another fourm- I can't stand it either. Of course it's a joke on the Honda guys, but still funny.

Notice in the photos he shows a crank/rod bearing- doubt the sand would be able to get down there.........

cheftyler
September 12th, 2007, 10:55 AM
I've seen it elsewhere before figured it was a hoax/joke, but that site really is poorly designed...makes me appreciate Vbulletin more than I already do!

Tom N
September 12th, 2007, 03:04 PM
More like Moron porting & polishing. :D A redneck knows better at an early age.

DanaT
September 12th, 2007, 09:08 PM
That is funny. Bad thing is a bet you could sell 25lb bags or sand to do it and make money...

-Dana

DanaT
September 12th, 2007, 09:08 PM
Since it works for Audis, I assume it works for Porsches too????

-Dana

scottycards
September 13th, 2007, 06:18 AM
I think I'm gonna try it. Should be good for at least 25HP with the increased airflow, particularly around the valve seats.