Election '08: Get a load of this guy!

[CapnCrunch]

Mercer for President 2008 (http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html)

"Reasons for Candidacy" is a must read.

:loco:

[Jeffro600]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Budman]

34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.


25. To Prove I will be the 2nd Negro President of the United States of America in 2008 in my Business Commerce Intelligence National and International.

52. To Prove that I am A Military Intelligence Chaplain Lawyer.

Some of my favoirite quotes. I thought the word Negro was taboo now???

[ZooMad75]

What a friggen kook. He has a military intellegence hotwire that can't be removed. I read over his bio (the part that isn't held up in a federal police dibriefing) and I expected to see his picture with a tinfoil hat.

[theirishavenger]

W O W

[Yota]

Current Issues

THE DISCIPLINE OF THE US GOVERNMENT ECONOMY AND THE U.S. PUBLIC?S ECONOMY:

There is concern about the U.S. Government Economy and the US Public?s Economy enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government?s Economy and the US Public?s Economy regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pretaining to itself and according to it?s enforcements to maintain 100% effectiveness with my tools.

I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

:shrug: :D :D :D :lmao:

Someone find where this is a joke site. Please!

[starbreaker666]

Wow he makes Alex Jones look normal.

[theirishavenger]

You know, come to think of it, the whole tone of that site sounds like those Nigerian scam emails I get. O Noes! Teh Nigerian scammer is trying to take over yur gubmint!!!!

[OrangeCrush]

man I would donate 100 dollars if I could get a t-shirt and a yardsign

[OrangeCrush]

Actually I feel sorry for him:
I think this guy was tortured with shock therapy at the same institution that created wolverine

[Rex Ashton]

As I read some of that, I kept flashing back on In Living Color's Damon Wayans character in the "Booked on Phonics" skits.

[Yota]

Christ this guy must be related to Miss South Carolina. This is priceless:

As a part of my continuing eduaction, I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.

I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only. :lmao:

I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of America?s Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later.

I am fawking laughing myself blind over here. :D

[Yota]

As I read some of that, I kept flashing back on In Living Color's Damon Wayans character in the "Booked on Phonics" skits.

hahahaha! That is exactly what it sounds like.

[Jake_Blues]

They will be joining me circumstantially later.


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-E

[theirishavenger]

"Inconceivable!"

[Leon Phelps]

WOW...... If people like him are seriously considering running for the presidency, Clyde & myself have a HELL of a chance.

[starbreaker666]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-E


Inconceivable!


ARGH! You beat me to it! Love that movie!

[sweater]

Christ this guy must be related to Miss South Carolina.

She's a little easier on the eyes, though.

http://www.planetbantz.com/imghost/co4x4/091307upton.jpg

But, yeeeeeeaaaaaaah........ reading his "prose" sure brought up painful memories of, um, The Iraq.

- mike