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OrangeCrush
August 30th, 2007, 10:59 AM
Two weeks ago, the kids and I went on a trip to visit friends in San Antonio, Texas. On the way we stopped at a rest area just off the interstate. What happened next made me very uneasy...

I was drinking coffee heavily so that I would stay awake and needed to relieve myself pretty badly. I pulled into a rest area, locked the car doors, left the kids sleeping in the car, and went into the restroom. When I entered I noticed it was unoccupied except for a pair of sneakers visible under the second stall.

As I unzipped at one of the urinals and began to relieve my burning bladder I heard a voice say "Hey, what's up?". I looked around and there was no one else in the restroom. After a moments hesitation, I answered "Not much".

A little time went by and he says, "What ya doing?".

I didn't feel very comfortable talking to someone in a stall but I didn't want to be rude and answered, "Uh...we are heading to San Antonio to visit friends."

"Want to come over?", he says.

At this point I am really uncomfortable and I finish up and scoot over to the sink to wash up. "No I don't think so.", I replied. Wow, was this something else. I had never even had someone next to me with a wide stance before and now I've got someone in the stall asking me over!

As I reached for the paper towels to dry my hands I hear, "Hey man, can I call you back? There's some asshole in the bathroom answering every thing I say."

1973CJ5
August 30th, 2007, 11:08 AM
LOL, read about the Senator in the Minneapolis Airport bathroom that was busted last week, same thing I bet.

scottycards
August 30th, 2007, 11:10 AM
Good one! Funnay!

Leon Phelps
August 30th, 2007, 11:18 AM
Partay foul.

Love the 200mph club avi Scotty, tits.

Swat
August 30th, 2007, 12:18 PM
LOL Why do people talk on the phone when on the can? Damn! I have heard the toilet flush on a few calls!

cwkelle
August 30th, 2007, 12:20 PM
lol....good stuff

BurbLover
August 30th, 2007, 12:25 PM
LOL Why do people talk on the phone when on the can? Damn! I have heard the toilet flush on a few calls!

It's called "Multitasking".

Gags
August 30th, 2007, 03:14 PM
Maybe you shouldn't have been tapping your foot...

Anthrax
August 30th, 2007, 03:59 PM
Yeah.. Ive had a conversasion or two with someone wearing a bluetooth... I hate bluetooth by the way.