Maybe all women should have a live-in boyfriend?

[OFRD_GRL]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070829/sc_livescience/boyfriendsdomorehouseworkthanhusbands

[Jake_Blues]

Overall, they found men spent about 9 hours a week on housework compared with women, who spent more than 20 hours weekly.


I think women are counting "Talking on the phone with your friend while the dishwasher runs" as housework :tisk:

-E

[OFRD_GRL]

i count cooking dinner... while running the dishwasher... while taking out the garbage... as housework personally....

[Clint]

I think women are counting "Talking on the phone with your friend while the dishwasher runs" as housework :tisk:

-E

Opening the box of food and sticking it in the microwave is also counted as housework. We keep it up and we can piss ALL THE women off in one thread!!!:stirpot:

[sonofmayhem]

I just stick the burrito on the microwave plate and put it on high for 5 min.:shrug:

[Jake_Blues]

We keep it up and we can piss ALL THE women off in one thread!!!:stirpot:

You know why women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink!

-E

[Big Dave]

9 hours!?!?!? Yeah, not happening, unless of course maintenence and upkeep of vehicles is counted.

[Barf Bag]

boyfriends do more housework than husbands because they still think that keeping their lady happy will result in nookie. Husbands got smart and accepted the fact that no matter what they do, they will only get it when she wants it, and nothing they do will make her want it more.

[OFRD_GRL]

You know why women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink!

-E

if your gonna say something like that, at least get the quote right.... a$$hat :)

its so they can stand closer to the stove.

[OrangeCrush]

We keep it up and we can piss ALL THE women off in one thread!!!:stirpot:

An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

1. Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.

2. Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.

3. Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.

4. Her using sex as a weapon to punish transgressions and a reward to get things.


(How'd i do?):flipoff2: :beer: :flipoff2:

[Clint]

An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

1. Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.

2. Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.

3. Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.

4. Her using sex as a weapon to punish transgressions and a reward to get things.


(How'd i do?)

WINNER! :)


Why dont women wear watches?


Theres a clock on the stove.

:flipoff2:

[DaJudge]

An American woman has several fundamental problems that will never go away and that will get much worse a few years after she is married:

1. Her inherent anti-male bias and pre-occupation with fairness that was drilled into her at high school, college, and through the media. Her constant confrontations and trying to prove herself and to make a point.

2. Her self-centeredness, her ridiculously high expectations, her sense of entitlement, her high-maintenance, superficial, and stuck up attitude, her snootiness and her sense of superiority. This "princess" syndrome means that she will always think that she is better than you, and that she deserves and she is entitled to whatever she wants from you.

3. Her general mental instability and psychological disorders.

4. Her using sex as a weapon to punish transgressions and a reward to get things.


(How'd i do?):flipoff2: :beer: :flipoff2:
That is the popular perception but maybe not the reality for most women in spite of what they say. Consider this. (http://www.livescience.com/health/060314_happy_marriage.html)

[OrangeCrush]

Al,
Do not confuse this thread with logic !!!!!

[DaJudge]

Al,
Do not confuse this thread with logic !!!!!
Sorry! :( Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. :flipoff2:

[jeeplvr79]

I've gone 3 years this month without a live-in boyfriend or husband and can actually say... I like it. :flipoff2: If the inevitable should happen it'll take some adjusting for me. I'm pretty independent even when I do have a man and with the way I was raised like to spoil him :-) But that's me...

When I was married the only thing around the house I asked help with was the trash... But I was raised a lot different then most... I was fortunate to have a mom that stayed home with all us kids.

All goes back to the battle of the sexes... and one of my fav sayings!!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h61/nbroady/Stuff/battleofthesexes.jpg

[Jake_Blues]

Why do brides wear white?

Cause the dishwasher should match the stove!

-E

[YotaRunner]

Why do brides wear white?

Cause the dishwasher should match the stove!

-E

That's damn funnnnay! Haven't heard that before...

[gmule]

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Why are brides always smiling as they walk down the aisle?
Becasue they know they have given their last BJ.

[potter]

Who the FFFF spends 9 hours a week doing housework? You've gotta be a disgusting slob to need 9 hours a week to clean your place up. I couldn't even see 9 hours a month.

[BurbLover]

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. :flipoff2:

Heh, I hadn't heard that saying since my high school history teacher, Mr Pilato.

Thanks fo rmaking me feel old...er...

[Dave McDonald]

I'm pretty sure that my wife hasn't touched a vacuum cleaner since we moved into our house 10 years ago.

I'm good with that. y'see, it's a chore that requires a power tool. That's why she can't get me to take out the trash - no internal combustion, no 110v, no fire.

Clean out the fireplace? sure thing... with a leaf blower.

Dust the house? only if I can chuck the magic wand fluffy thing in the cordless drill.

Start up a fire in the winter? Yep, I can do that, I'm the god of fire. Let me go get my propane torch.

Firewood is a really cool chore. Chainsaws are a very good thing. Splitting wood is the exception to the rule. I use an old fasioned double bladed axe. The only power required is from me, but the ability to split a log on the first whack is a testosterone proving moment.

[Jake_Blues]

Hmm, Not sure I've truely offended all the women yet...


Why do guys like to lift their rigs?

Cause fat girls can't jump!

-E

[Scott91MJ]

Hmm, Not sure I've truely offended all the women yet...



your just not trying hard enough...

women are like magots, they feed off of us then fly away.


that one is going to get me into trouble...

[ColoradoXJ]

why don't women need driver's licensces?


cause there's no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen



*i only do housework because the gf works more than i do at the moment, and since i tend to tread on thin ice, figure i'd like to keep her happy :D

[Barf Bag]

Cause fat girls can't jump!

that isnt true, go to a store where they put the twinkies on an upper shelf and you will see what i mean

[Dave McDonald]

Hmm, Not sure I've truely offended all the women yet...


Why do guys like to lift their rigs?

Cause fat girls can't jump!

-E

Tell 'em you'll take em to Dairy Queen if they can get in... They'll use some randomly picked skinny dude as a step if they have to.

[thenimirra]

I'm starting to understand why some of you are alone. :P

[OrangeCrush]

I'm starting to understand why some of you are alone. :P

Alone but currently accepting resumes, send a copy of the resume and a picture of your boat!!

[thenimirra]

Alone but currently accepting resumes, send a copy of the resume and a picture of your boat!!


LOL...sorry, no pics of boats but I will have a pick of my Land Cruiser up after the week's end! Does that count?

[Instigator]

I'm starting to understand why some of you are alone. :P

haha no kidding! I figured it out a while back...but they still surprise me every once in a while. lol


***By the way...mission not completed...still not offended...lol***

[Oscar]

Hey PNW girly hush

[Instigator]

Hey PNW girly hush

:D I am a Colorado girl all the way...just stuck here for now....

[Dave McDonald]

I'm starting to understand why some of you are alone. :P

I fooled one :)

[thenimirra]

just because you are married doesn't mean you aren't still "alone,"

huh XJTODD! ;P

[Dave McDonald]

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Why are brides always smiling as they walk down the aisle?
Becasue they know they have given their last BJ.

As a married man, I want you to know that hurt me deeply.

Besides, marriage doesn't automatically mean you get your laundry done.
First come the wedding,
Then you gotta shrink her favorite sweater and bleach a dark colored blouse.

THEN you get your laundry done.

[thenimirra]

why do men say that? women don't really stop doing that if they truly like it to begin with. You give to receive, right? If you ain't getting it could be because she ain't receiving!

[Scooter]

LOL...sorry, no pics of boats but I will have a pick of my Land Cruiser up after the week's end!

Did you buy a Ride?
Because your BBF has a Scout? (from earlier post)


On subject.... Women need 20 hours
Men get work done in 9 :thumbsup:

[Dave McDonald]

just because you are married doesn't mean you aren't still "alone,"

huh XJTODD! ;P

You really don't pull any punches... :)

[thenimirra]

We are heading up to storage this weekend so I can have a look at his Scout and the Land Cruiser he said I could have.

[Dave McDonald]

why do men say that? women don't really stop doing that if they truly like it to begin with. You give to receive, right? If you ain't getting it could be because she ain't receiving!

Typical wimmen argument.

"If you don't like it, it's only because you did (or didn't) do it first. I'm just showing you what it's like"

or, in simpler terms "I'm rubber, yer glue... nyeah"

[thenimirra]

LOL. Some of us like it....alot, so maybe that's not the reason why it's not being performed anymore.

[Dave McDonald]

On subject.... Women need 20 hours
Men get work done in 9 :thumbsup:

Men have power tools.

Wimmen are scared of power.

[Instigator]

nimirra...I think we might be sisters...lol

[thenimirra]

;)

[Barf Bag]

LOL. Some of us like it....alot, so maybe that's not the reason why it's not being performed anymore.

Life isnt about what YOU like or want, it is about what WE like and want

[thenimirra]

I actually had an ex once who didn't like it. That dude had issues.

Something about a bad biting incident when he was married (and divorced) years ago....

Guess that would do it, huh?

[Barf Bag]

I actually had an ex once who didn't like it. That dude had issues.

Something about a bad biting incident when he was married (and divorced) years ago....

Guess that would do it, huh?

once bitten twice shy, or something like that, or he was just a wussy scaredy cat

[thenimirra]

LOL! I think it was both.

[Instigator]

Life isnt about what YOU like or want, it is about what WE like and want

I'm guessing you dont get it much huh....

[Barf Bag]

I'm guessing you dont get it much huh....

heck, I get everything I want these days. I just had to alter my wants. for instance, I used to want to do all the normal stuff with my wife that we did when we were dating. Now I really just want to lay next to my smokin hot (also pregnant and cranky) wife and not touch her, that want is easily satisfied. i know, i am spoiled

[scottycards]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

If it flies, fawks, or floats, you're better off renting.

That is all.

[Instigator]

heck, I get everything I want these days. I just had to alter my wants. for instance, I used to want to do all the normal stuff with my wife that we did when we were dating. Now I really just want to lay next to my smokin hot (also pregnant and cranky) wife and not touch her, that want is easily satisfied. i know, i am spoiled

smart man....;) lol

[jeepn4evr]

that isnt true, go to a store where they put the twinkies on an upper shelf and you will see what i mean


:eek: :lmao: :lmao: :spit:

Thats hilarious