Worlds Shortest Fairytale

[YJgirl]

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, read great books, meditated, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End

[JimhatTJ]

:tisk: :D

thats why its a fairytale, their is no truth to it!

[Sound_Man]

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[OrangeCrush]

What kind of martinis? That is important to the storyline.

[Jake_Blues]

It's obviously a fairy tale. No woman would ever reduce herself to asking a man to marry her. She'd just scream and yell and expect the man to know what he did wrong (or in this case, didn't do). :D

-E

[TwoDogs]

:lmao: Silly wimins!! :lmao:

[JKTODD]

:popcorn:

This thread could get good.

PS-Jake Blues has an great point!:thumbsup:

[DaJudge]

It's obviously a fairy tale. No woman would ever reduce herself to asking a man to marry her. She'd just scream and yell and expect the man to know what he did wrong (or in this case, didn't do). :D

-E
Not Necessarily!

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[YJgirl]

LOL! That's a good one Al!!!!

[Bauer]

World's Shortest Fairytale

stayed skinny


Fairytale indeed :flipoff2:

[MAMA]

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, read great books, meditated, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End

WOW that IS SO WHAT MY SINGLE LIFE WAS:D :D Especially not getting farted on!

[scottycards]

Fairytale indeed :flipoff2:

:spit: :lmao: Beautiful.:thumbsup:

[Jake_Blues]

WOW that IS SO WHAT MY SINGLE LIFE WAS:D :D Especially not getting farted on!

That'll learn you.

-E

[Cyclemut]

Never had to cook? Drank Martinis with friends? Stayed skinny?

Well, if you count opening up cans of cat food for the "friends" that she was drinking with, and those friends being the 20 cats that she's probably got, then I guess you're right. :D

Long live the 'single' women!

[IronMonkey]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No" and the guy lived happily ever after and had money, his hair, was the continued recipient of oral pleasures from ladies, went jeeping, and Aunt Flow never came to visit.
The End

[IronMonkey]

Well, if you count opening up cans of cat food for the "friends" that she was drinking with, and those friends being the 20 cats that she's probably got, then I guess you're right. :D


What's with the cat thing? It seems each decade brings another cat...last year I "dated" this attractive lady in Aurora who had...like 4 or 5 cats. Needless to say I never went to her house. That cat thing is a deal breaker.

[JeepWheelin02]

Especially not getting farted on!

I thought that was the part about being married you enjoyed the most?

:flipoff2:

[scottycards]

OK, the gloves are coming off!!!!! :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.







The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

[JKTODD]

That's fawking awesome!!!

[THE STRANGER]

When we cuddle at night (It's a chick thing) WHO FART'S ON WHO'S JUNK??????????????????????????????????????????

[LoopiJeepGirl]

:tisk: :D

thats why its a fairytale, their is no truth to it!


IT IS MY FAIRYTALE ......................:flipoff2:

[SamFromCO]

Sounds like Bettys fairytale. She always looked really happy.

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